[FGO+Daoran] Excuse me, did you get bullied and cried again today?

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Why do we use such a large space to introduce the acquaintance of Xinxin and Shining?

It is to draw the key points for everyone.

These two people are too similar due to their personalities.They're all the arrogant, self-important kind.

Therefore, these two can only be in a relationship of 'killing each other'.

As for the other half in 'Love and Kill'? 'in love' or something?

nonexistent.

If one day these two people will hit it off and be in love with each other...

That should be the only possible case of 'Chaldea can't save the earth'...

So, rather than being okay with the possible ambiguity between YY, it's better to think about something realistic.

For example... the half body that Gilgamesh himself admitted?Shine flash?

Another example...the older middle-school child, the heroine in the series "The Domineering President's Sky-high Price Princess" staged in several generations of Holy Grail Wars...?The noble hairy king, Artoria?

Why do golden CPs have men and women?

Because the integrity of the second middle king has long been swallowed up by 'Wangcai' :)

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We can turn our attention back to this boring Honmaru.

As a "good buddy" who can kill each other, Gilgamesh is really not polite at all.

Because he ran straight to Xinxinchan's bedroom in a spirited manner.

"Oh oh oh oh," Jin Jingling sighed from the bedroom after a while. "Isn't this the latest limited-edition Galgame in this world? You got the collector's edition before I got it? No wonder you're willing to hide here."

"Eh? This figurine? Hahahahahahaha! It's only you who can imagine Gaia to help her!"

"This bottle of dry red? You got it from the woman Joan of Arc. It's not bad, and it can barely be used as a tribute to the king. The king just accepted it with a smile."

Hei Changzhi? Pseudo-girl? Heroic Spirit: ...

Sorry, I have a [beep——] must say!

I [beep——] your uncle’s golden pickup!Quickly put down Lao Tzu's treasures!

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Gilgamesh officially announced his occupancy in this boring Honmaru.

In the original words of the king: "Anyway, the king is tired of the throne of heroes, so before waiting for the next call, I will spend my vacation with you. Cheers! Cheers! The king is here, it is these broken wood, The pleasure of the broken brick house.”

Oh, the room without gold and silver decorations is really wronging you.

Also, you who are brazenly saying that you are going on vacation, do you dare to hide the pile of Xinxinjiang Collector's Edition game CDs in your hand, hey!

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In Fate's world line, Oda Nobunaga, gender female, hobby male.

Of course, we also know that this is only limited to the world line of Fate.

Because Japan has never had a place called Fuyuki City, which was tragically involved in the Holy Grail War and was destroyed time and time again in reincarnation.

"Mom? Why did the news broadcast say today: Japan is (bao) shaking (zha) again today?"

"It's because of crustal movement. Japan is located exactly at the junction of the Pacific plate and the Eurasian plate. It is the circum-Pacific seismic belt, and the two crustal activities below are active..."

This should be the most standard correct answer.

However, in Fate's world line, anything...we may have to 'use our brains' more.

After all, this world line has a group of magicians who are born with magic circuits, so the world becomes a little strange... Ahem, is it understandable?

So, here, if a child asks this sentence——

"Mom? Why did the news broadcast say today: Japan is (bao) shaking (zha) again today?"

The most correct and true answer should be:

"Hmm... It's a pity, but there's nothing I can do about it. Who would let the Holy Grail like to fall in Japan? It's like aliens only invade New York every time."

So... what about candles?What about bento?

It's all ready.

May those innocent victims who have been implicated by the Holy Grail War or alien invasion, in the next life, strive to be reincarnated as peaceful, friendly and thriving flower growers in their daily lives.

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Let's continue with the previous article.

It is said that in the world line of Fate, Oda Nobunaga, gender female, hobby male.

And in the general world line, Oda Nobunaga, gender male, hobbies... probably female?

After all, at that time, "All Ways" was so popular, and it was even a symbol of Bushido's loyalty and belief... So the sexual orientation of the people at that time was really hard to say.

But sexual orientation is not the point.

After all, love is now free and everyone is equal.

But whether Nobunaga is a boy or a girl... If this cognition is different, it would be a bit amazing.

Because... Although there is no difference between men and women now, if anyone dares to sigh inconceivably because "the leader of the crowd is a woman", then this "male chauvinist pig" will definitely be mobbed and attacked.

But if it is placed in the normal version of the history of the Warring States Period in Japan... Is Nobunaga a girl?Probably it will be considered as an insult to Oda Nobunaga...

Just like in worldlines other than Fate, King Arthur can't be a girl!

Therefore, when Shizheng heard the message from that 'boring' Honmaru for the first time, and learned that the big devil ♀ was coming, he thought it was because Hasebe missed the interrogator who left the job before, so he didn't want a new one. The judge's excuse.

Although... this excuse is a bit surprising.

After all, Shizheng and these sword Fusangshen are in a cooperative relationship. Everyone knows that these sword masters handed down from the old days, no one will make fun of their old masters.

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Therefore, the government of the time, who did not understand the situation, immediately did a deadly thing.

They sent a Honosuke belonging to Shizheng, carrying their password, to convey it to that 'boring' Honomaru.

The meaning of the password is probably: stop making trouble.Didn't your previous judge make an agreement with you?He has resigned and returned to his hometown in this world to get married.And our newly selected god judge for you is an obedient girl from a family of onmyojis.After two days, I will let you look at each other. If both parties are satisfied, she will take over your honmaru; if not, we will help you to look at each other again.But there must be a god judge.Because the spiritual power beads can't replace the continuous spiritual power of the god judge, once something goes wrong in the battle with the retrograde army, the consequences will be disastrous.

But the first time Honosuke jumped into this "boring Honmaru" from the wall wagging his tail, he was discovered by the artillery battalion of the black long straight heroic girl, and was instantly surrounded by the black muzzle of the gun all over.

When the black long straight heroic girl walked step by step in military boots and observed her "trophy", even Foxosuke, who was accustomed to using honorific words to all kinds of god judges, was shocked and forgot the etiquette: "Nobunaga ?! Alive?! Female?!"

Why can it be determined all of a sudden?Probably because no one can pretend to be the aura of the Demon King...

"Heh," Xinxinjiang sneered when he heard what this Foxnosuke said, and then pulled out a pair of white fur gloves with a little red from the hand of the press-cut Hasebe behind him: "Now, you also want to be with the previous one." Like Honosuke, will it become my clothing? Huh?"

"!!" Honosuke was trembling... Oh my god, this devil king!Honmaru's Foxnosuke died so badly... Terrible!

"Then pay attention to me!" The black long straight heroic girl threw the fur glove to the attendant behind her again.Then, he bared his teeth and threatened: "What's wrong with women! Remember me! Bastard! Don't underestimate women! Even though I'm not as strong as men, I'm still a daimyo in the Azuchi Momoyama era!"

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As for Honmaru's Foxnosuke: "...Achoo! Achoo!"

It turned around and was fed to the chubby body, and looked around: "Huh? No one scolded me?"

Then, it turned to the Candlestick Chie Guangzhong who was busy on the cutting board aside: "Mijiang ~ fried tofu is not ready yet?"

"Hurry up," Candlestick tidied up his apron and adjusted his blindfold, after all, he is also a handsome Mi Jiang today. "But first I have to prepare Mr. Nobunaga's lunch. But... Fox Nosuke, should you lose weight? You are almost fed into a ball by Nobunaga's referendum. Be careful not to fall out of favor."

"Don't!" Honosuke Honmaru lazily licked his paws on the kitchen table in a ball shape: "You are just jealous of me. Okita-san and Shinshin-chan both like my chubby appearance. Especially Shinshin Sauce, she said that only my round body can be used as a foot pad to be soft and warm."

So, that white fur glove with a touch of red?

Rabbit skin + red paint.

Thank you.

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So, after interrogating the password of the time government that 'doesn't know how to respect ancestors', we Xinxinjiang decided to teach these 'incompetent young people' a lesson.

Maybe... the pattern on the flag of the Government of Time should be changed?

Tsk tsk tsk, today's young people really don't know how to appreciate aesthetics.

Which pattern looks the best?

Then there is no need to ask!For example... the five-petal papaya pattern of the Oda family is very beautiful.

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Question: How many steps are required for 'Allowing the World'?

Answer: Three steps.

Step [-]: You need to have your own influence.

Step Two: You need to boost the morale of your own people.

Step Three: Yo Xi!You're done!Everything is ready, as long as you take the lead, you can achieve the HE ending of "The World's Armed Forces"!

Respondent: Xinxinjiang, the cutest person in the world

Okita-san: "..."

And her knife: "..."

There are other knives that do not belong to the Oda family: "..."

"Papa papa papa" burst of warm applause sounded.

"As expected of my lord!" Hasebe stood out among the silent crowd, because his face was full of excitement and excitement, like a fanatical religious believer who had just heard an oracle. "Cutting and cutting Hasebe, standing by for you at any time! May your martial arts prosper!"

"My lord!" Immediately afterwards, the second person to applaud was naturally Oda Nobukatsu, "I would like to lead this group of retainers for you, obey your orders, and take down the group of spicy chickens from the Government of Time for you in one fell swoop."

"Oh, so, that's what you said, give me a chance to fight?" Zong San raised his chin noblely and coldly, still unwilling to give in to the 'devil king'. "Then you have to be careful, my name 'Blade of the World' should be based on my ability on the battlefield!"

"But, general." Yaken pushed his glasses, he may be the only sensible one among the group of Oda swords. "The Government of Time has signed an agreement with us, maybe there is some misunderstanding in it..."

"Make trouble! Make trouble!" Tsurumaru wore a white forehead with the word "revolution" written on it, and pretended to be a demonstration for fear of chaos, walking back and forth between Yaken and Hei Changzhi Heroic Girl .

"...Okay." Yao Yan saw the eyes of the Hei Changzhi heroic girl who was 'excited and wanted to do something', and sighed: "If this is the case, then I will wield the blade for you, General."

"Yeah!" Tsurumaru jumped out of nowhere, now holding two more fireworks in his hands.With two 'bang' and 'bang', various colored scraps of paper were scattered in the sky. "Congratulations to Mr. Nobunaga for restarting the world's martial arts!"

"Okay! Now that everyone is ready, let's go together! I will lead you on a new journey to conquer the world!" Xinxin sauce didn't blame Tsurumaru's nonsense at all, on the contrary, she looked at him with admiration glance.

She pulled out the 'press cut Hasebe' at her waist amidst the fireworks in the hall, pointed the blade at the sky, and issued a arrogant declaration of war.

Hasebe, Nobukatsu Boy, Tsurumaru: "Papa Papa" applaud.

"Hmm..." Candlestick scratched his head.Now that the lord has said so, then... the handsome Guangzhong naturally cannot be absent.

So, he also started applauding.

Later, Yaoyan also joined the applauding team.

Only Zong San maintains his attribute of "Xiaogongju" and does not "bow down for three minutes of applause".I am me, a different kind of flower.

'Crack, clap, clap!Clap, clap, clap! '

With the joining of Yaoken, Oda Nobukatsu led the group of swordsmen of the Oda family to continue to applaud vigorously.Now, the uniform applause actually struck a rhythm.

Okita-san: "..."

Other knives: "..."

To be reasonable, don't you really feel embarrassed by your Oda family bragging like this?

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Forget it, no need to answer.

See the expression on Hasebe's face as if he obeyed the order of the black long straight girl.

Koko.

How can you expect that an absolute master and a group of Nobunaga chefs can't get used to a brat?

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"Yo, Nobunaga." Gilgamesh, who had changed into a real T-shirt and jeans, poked his head out of the Japanese room where he played games, "So you're running a harem here."

His red snake eyes frivolously looked at the group of beautiful swordsmen in front of Oda Nobunaga. "Do you need it, how many postures will this king teach you?" He said slowly.

The black long straight heroic girl walked towards the Japanese room with strides unceremoniously, and slammed the sliding door of the Japanese room shut.

"Hey! Presumptuous! You are disrespectful to the king—" Gilgamesh frantically squeezed his hands to both sides of the two sliding doors, fighting against Xinxin-chan's strength to close the doors.

"Shut up! Otherwise, I'll throw you out of this honmaru! This is my place!" The heroic girl Hei Changzhi continued to try to close the door.

The poor wooden and room sliding door, because of the struggle of these two heroic spirits, made a 'creaking' sound, which sounded like it might break at any time.

"Wait! Woman! I just found a beauty in your harem that fits my aesthetics!" Gilgamesh raised his head during the struggle with the black, long and straight girl, and faced the girl who was quietly hiding in the corner in the distance. Yamabuchi Kunikoyo shouted loudly: "Hey! That one who is huddled under the torn white sheet! The one with blond hair and blue eyes! Don't be shy! This king allows you to look directly at the king's aura! Lift up your head! Let me see , are you qualified to serve this king, and even be this king's concubine!"

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Hehe, gold glitter.

So you pursue Arturia only because you are a blonde beauty lover?Ah hello!