Short video: Shocking the world

[True·The Great Sage of Account Settlement]

[The Great Sage is very kind. He didn't reveal a single person in five hundred years. ]

[As expected of the Buddha of Account Settlement. ]

[When brushing the dungeon, he just asked for help. ]

[I can see that there are so many shady dealings in Journey to the West! ]

[Look at the monsters on the journey to the West. All those with backgrounds were taken away, and those without backgrounds were killed on the spot. ]

"That's really the case!"

"The Great Sage really understands the ways of the world!"

"After being suppressed for five hundred years, he should understand."

"The Heavenly Palace is also a feudal society!"

[Using ghosts and gods to criticize the ugliness of real society. ]

[I thought of the guy named Xu. ]

Countless people are curious: Who is it?

…

【The best duel king in the Three Kingdoms】

“If we talk about the best duel king in the Three Kingdoms, it must be Lu Bu!”

“That depends on which Three Kingdoms, the novel Romance of the Three Kingdoms? Or the Three Kingdoms in the official history? If it’s the Three Kingdoms in the official history, Cao Cao is not considered a Three Kingdoms character, let alone Lu Bu.”

“Looking at the title, it should be Lu Bu without a doubt.”

“One Lu, two Zhao, three Dian Wei…”

“Lu Bu was deified by the Romance of the Three Kingdoms! In terms of duels, the Martial Saint Guan Erye is not inferior to Lu Bu.”

“Don’t call him Guan Erye all the time, there is no sworn brotherhood between Liu, Guan and Zhang in the official history.”

【“Standing in front of you is the ceiling of combat power in the cold weapon era, the strongest duel king in ancient times.”

【“Red Hare, Fang Tian Ji, no one can defeat him anywhere in the world.”

【“Fight three heroes in front of Hulao Pass, and fight six generals in Puyang City.”

【“Treat the eighteen pigs and monkeys as grass.”

The various princes in the Romance plane: Pigs and monkeys? (▼皿▼#)

Lu Bu in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms: Although he hasn't named me yet, I'm sure that the person mentioned on the sky is me.

["He likes to recognize godfathers. Some people say he is a slave of three surnames who specializes in stabbing his godfather."]

["His shooting of the halberd at the gate is unmatched by Olympic champions."]

["When you meet him, you can only fight in a group, not one-on-one."]

["From the perspective of Emperor Xian of Han, Liu Xie, he is definitely the most loyal minister of the Han Dynasty."]

["Ding Yuan supported Emperor Shao Liu Bian, so he killed Ding Yuan."]

["Dong Zhuo disrupted the government, debauched the harem, and bullied the emperor, so he killed Dong Zhuo."]

["Li urged Guo Si to attack Chang'an and hold the emperor hostage, and he became enemies with Li and Guo. .”]

【“Cao Cao held the emperor hostage and controlled the princes, so he fought Cao Cao.”]

【“Yuan Shu proclaimed himself emperor, so he attacked Yuan Shu.”]

“Liu Bei took in Lu Bu with good intentions, but Lu Bu took Xuzhou instead. How can you explain this?”

“He saw that Liu Bei was not a man who could accomplish great things, so he took Xuzhou for himself, and planned to use Xuzhou as a base to restore the Han Dynasty.”

“Talent, you are a talent just like the people in later generations! If the Sima family had you, their reputation would not have been so bad.”

【“In the chaotic situation at the end of the Han Dynasty, he was different from other princes. , he never had the ambition to be king, he just wanted to be a general. ”]

【“When Emperor Xian of Han, Liu Xie, fled, he was the first to be issued an imperial edict, which was enough to prove his importance in the heart of Emperor Xian of Han.” 】

【“He is General Fenwei, the Marquis of Loyalty, Lv Bu, Lv Fengxian.” 】

“Isn’t Lv Bu the Marquis of Wen? When did he become the Marquis of Loyalty?”

“Lv Bu is loyal? What a irony, he is the least loyal in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms!”

【“After Liu Xie died, he asked to be buried next to Lv Bu, which was the highest recognition of Lv Bu. Put During the reign of Emperor Wu of Han, he was treated like the champion and marquis Huo Qubing. ”】

“Really? Is Lu Bu really a loyal minister of the Han Dynasty? !”

“People in the future will talk nonsense. Lu Bu, a slave of three surnames, is said to be a loyal minister!”

“This is not the Lu Bu in the official history. The Red Hare, the Fang Tian Ji, and the Battle of the Three Heroes are all fictional in the novel.”

“Lu Bu is really praised to the sky. He can even be compared with the champion and marquis Huo Qubing! If these two can see the sky, I wonder what they think?”

The Lu Bu in the historical plane was confused. When did he become so loyal to the Han Dynasty? Could it be my image in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms?

I in the novel am a loyal minister of the Han Dynasty?!

On the contrary, the Lu Bu in the novel plane had some tears in his eyes.

Zhang Liao on the side shook his head. Fengxian actually took it seriously.

Don’t you know what kind of person you are?

The plane of the Romance of Sui and Tang Dynasties.

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty said: "No matter how powerful Lü Bu is, he is not as good as my General Tianbao."

Li Yuanba looked at the sky and said eagerly: "How many hammers can Lü Bu take from me?"

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[Emperor Shao Liu Bian is the eldest son. From the legal and bloodline point of view, he is the legitimate and orthodox one. Emperor Xian of Han Liu Xie was pushed to the throne by Dong Zhuo. Ding Yuan supported Liu Bian, and there was nothing wrong with it. ]

Liu Haizhong, the second uncle who was nicknamed "Birds in the Siheyuan" by countless netizens, nodded in agreement and said: "There is nothing wrong with handing over the family business to the eldest son!"

The birds in the Siheyuan looked at Liu Haizhong and feltI am speechless.

You can always say something about what is broadcasted from heaven.

I just watched "The Great Sage of Peace" and wanted to take the blame for the leader. Now I agree that the eldest son should succeed to the throne. Do you have the magical powers of Sun Wukong? Or do you want to pass the throne to your son?

[In Liu Xie's eyes, Lv Bu's status must be ranked before Liu Bei. ]

[Are you kidding? Was the title of Marquis of Loyalty conferred randomly? ]

[It was conferred randomly by the director of the New Three Kingdoms. ]

[I am laughing to death. Lv Bu killed these people just for his own interests. ]

[Judging by deeds instead of heart, no one is perfect by heart. Regardless of Lv Bu's purpose, his behavior in Liu Xie's eyes is to support the Han Dynasty. ]

[Directly digging up the ancestral tomb of Emperor Xian of Han is also a matter of deeds? If someone digs up your ancestral tomb, what do you think of him? ]

Emperor of the Han Dynasty: I want to kill all his nine clans.

[If Lv Bu has a conscience, he should kowtow to the author. The Marquis of Loyalty is just because he has watched too much New Three Kingdoms. ]

[Lü Bu is not a famous general, but those who survived from Lü Bu have become famous generals. ]

[Xiang Yu would be honest. ]

[Although Lü Bu's character is not very good, his shooting of the halberd at the gate is really amazing, even Xiang Yu can't compare. ]

[The composite bows used nowadays are more labor-saving than ancient bows. The Olympic champion may not even be able to pull the bow used by Lü Bu. ]

[The Olympic champion did not use a composite bow, but a more labor-saving recurve bow. ]

[You can question Lü Bu's other achievements, but you can't question the shooting of the halberd at the gate. This is written into the official history. ]

[The current Olympic archery competition is 70 meters, and the distance of shooting the halberd at the gate is now 200~225 meters. Moreover, the Olympic competition is held indoors, without the influence of natural factors, and uses a more labor-saving bow. ]

[What a joke, there is only one Olympic champion every four years, and shooting the halberd at the gate is the only example in the past 5,000 years. ]

[150 steps is the distance that Lü Bu is confident of, not his limit.]

[The only person who can be compared with shooting the halberd at the gate is Overlord lifting the tripod.]

[Since Lü Bu shot the halberd at the gate, Zhang Fei only dared to condemn him on the moral level, and was obedient to him in terms of force.]

Zhang Fei in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms muttered: "That slave of three surnames is indeed quite capable."

The archer in the martial arts plane: It's only 150 steps, Lü Bu is just so-so.