Short video about Marvel, all the heroes are dead!

The captain only felt that.

His mood fell into the abyss again.

No.

Big brother on the screen.

Where did I offend you?

You play me like this.

Now Miss Carter just came over to kiss me.

You do this.

I will really die.

(っ╥╯﹏╰╥c)

Miss Carter's hand has quietly placed on Captain America's waist.

She is about to twist it.

Captain America, who has suffered enough.

He quickly pressed down Miss Carter's little hand.

"Wait, Miss Carter, there must be some misunderstanding!"

Miss Carter looked at Captain America with a frown.

"Misunderstanding?"

"Steve! I really believed your lies!"

"When you played the first video just now, you told me that you would never have an affair!"

"But in the video, you clearly kissed that blonde bitch, in public!"

"Tell me the truth, what gossip do you have? Tell me, and I will spare your life!!!"

Seeing Miss Carter, who was so tender just now.

She suddenly turned into a tigress ready to go.

Captain America couldn't help but sigh that women are really terrible creatures.

He wiped the cold sweat that just appeared on his forehead with his hand.

His brain was working fast.

Captain America felt that his brain was about to smoke.

At this moment, he only felt.

No matter what he said, it was wrong.

But.

He had to say something.

Finally.

Captain America's mind flashed.

He knew what to say.

"Wait, Miss Carter."

"Look, the video just now showing me and that blonde beauty... ahem, blonde woman kissing is from the future."

"Does that mean that the gossip about me on this screen is also about the future?"

"Then let's listen and see what happens in the future."

"I promise you that I will definitely avoid these gossips about me in the future!!!"

Captain America's eyes were bright.

Her whole person revealed a sincere feeling.

Miss Carter put down her little hand that was about to strangle Captain America's waist.

Paused for a moment.

It seems...

What Steve said makes a little sense...

The gossip about Captain America has not happened yet.

It's really not right to go on a cross-time and space chase.

Although this is the truth.

But Miss Carter did it for the girl's face.

She didn't want Captain America to see that she had calmed down all of a sudden.

So.

Miss Carter still maintained her angry look just now.

"Hmph, you have some truth in what you said."

"Let's see what the video says first, Steve Rogers. (Long tone--)"

Seeing that he finally coaxed Miss Carter with his clever brain.

Captain America breathed a sigh of relief.

Hope...

The next big brother on the screen can be more powerful and not reveal too many explosive gossips about me...

......

At the same time.

Other heroes from different time and space are also very interested in the following content.

After all.

Eating melons is the first nature of human beings.

If possible.

Everyone wants to be a melon field.

You can eat melons every day.

......

Stark Building.

Tony called Jarvis.

"Jarvis, record the next video for me!"

"I will replay it a hundred times after the video ends!!!"

While saying.

Tony mixed himself a cocktail.

Nestled in the sofa comfortably and prepared to watch it.

Tony's feelings towards Captain America are complicated.

Although he made many genius moves as a child.

But his father Howard was not very satisfied.

He always said to Tony.

You are far worse than Captain America.

Tony felt very dissatisfied.

Isn't Captain America just an experimental product?

Isn't he just a soldier?

What's so great about him.

So.

Tony in his childhood.

He hated Captain America, even disgusted with him.

But since Tony saw Captain America's wonderful performance in the New York War.

He saw the brilliance of humanity shining in Captain America.

He also recognized Captain America in his heart.

But he had accumulated deep resentment since childhood.

It is impossible to completely change his opinion of Captain America all of a sudden.

So.

Tony's feelings towards Captain America now

Love.

More.

Just like that annoying, capable neighbor brother.

Although the neighbor brother is very good.

But I still feel a little awkward.

But later.

The screen is about to broadcast the gossip about Captain America.

Tony is not unfamiliar with the words "gossip".

He knows.

The so-called gossip.

More often shows the protagonist's ugliness.

That is, the protagonist's embarrassing scene.

For Tony.

Being able to see Captain America's gossip.

It's like finally being able to catch the neighbor brother's pigtail.

How can this not make Tony excited.

Tony was in high spirits.

Even brought a bucket of popcorn.

Prepared to eat while watching.

Pepper felt helpless about Tony's appearance.

But.

Quietly.

Go get another bucket of popcorn.

Sit next to Tony.

Also ready to watch the video.

After all.

Women are much more aggressive than men when it comes to eating melons!!!

What's more.

This is gossip about Captain America.

It's a big melon among big melons!!!

She!

Pepper Potts!

But it must not be missed!!!

......

S.H.I.E.L.D.

Director Nick Fury, the boiled egg, saw the content of the video that was about to be played and was about to say something.

He heard the voices of Hawkeye and Black Widow behind him.

"Director, what are you doing there? Sit down and watch while eating together."

The black boiled egg turned his head.

He looked closely.

Wow.

It turned out that I didn't know when.

Black Widow and Hawkeye had already taken beer, fried chicken and French fries.

Put them on the table.

The chairs that were a bit hard to sit on were replaced by soft sofas by the two of them without knowing when.

Director Nick Fury opened his eyes wide.

He looked at all this in disbelief.

"You... When did you two do this!???"

Black Widow picked up a piece of fried chicken.

"Director (chew chew chew), stop talking (chew chew chew), come and see (chew chew chew)."

Hawkeye also picked up a piece of fried chicken and said.

"Yes (chew chew chew), Director (chew chew chew), don't block the screen if you don't want to see it (chew chew chew)."

"Oh oh oh, I'm coming."

Hearing the two of them calling him over.

Director Nick Fury didn't care about these two little things.

He sat next to Black Widow and Hawkeye.

He watched while eating French fries and drinking beer.

......

On the screen.

The video continued.

[First. ]

[The first gossip. ]

[Also the most important news. ]

[Captain America is no longer a virgin!!!]

[And, his first time was not with Agent Carter!!!]

......

Puff!

Puff!

Puff!

Hawkeye, Black Widow, Black Egg.

All three of them took a sip of old wine.

All of them spurted out!

"Ahem, what...what!???"

"I like this screen, brother, is it so big right at the beginning?"

"Oh my god, Captain America's first time was not with Miss Carter!???"

The three people present shouted that it was awesome.

They vaguely guessed that Captain America's gossip would be very explosive.

But who could have thought it was so explosive!

Who would start with a big one!

Black Widow laughed foolishly while holding the fried chicken.

She felt.

Today she would definitely be able to enjoy the melon! ! !

......

Behind the military camp.

Miss Carter's face darkened.

Steve's face changed drastically.

Howard's face was full of joy and excitement.

As expected.

Humans' joys and sorrows are not the same.

Howard patted Captain America's shoulder excitedly.

"Oh my god, it's great, brother."

"You've got a big one for me!"

"Tell me, when were you not a virgin?!"

Miss Carter also echoed at this time.

"Yeah, Steve (long tone --), I also want to know when you were not a virgin."

"I'm really curious (long tone --)"

Although both parties expressed curiosity.

But their attitudes were one hot and one cold.

Completely opposite.

Captain America was sweating profusely at this moment.

Big brother on the screen!

Didn't you agree to only tell me future gossip!

How did you get out of this! ! !

Captain America stuttered to the two of them.

"Watch...watch the video, I won't explain..."

Explain?

What else is there to explain?

Captain America just wants to get away from this place of trouble.

Turn around.

Pretend to leave.

Suddenly.

Miss Carter

Hold him.

He said to Captain America with a fake smile.

"Steve, where do you want to go? Don't go, let's sit down and watch together."

Captain America thought it was not good.

It's over!

There's no escape!!!