Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!

Chapter 43: Chapter 43 Words Can’t Describe Her Beauty

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

These two items appeared like a bucket of cold water pouring over the woman’s head.

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Previously, when she heard Chen Yu say that her daughter’s and the boy’s illnesses were curable, the woman was prepared to go bankrupt.

No matter what, she would need to buy the medicine.

Money was insignificant when compared to her daughter’s life.

But can a bottle of Sprite and a bag of spicy sticks cure their illnesses?

She refuses to believe it.

“Ma’am, this is a bottle of antidepressant for your daughter’s lovesickness.”

“As for this bag of medicine, its longevity sticks for the boy.”

Chen Yu said this seriously.

“Dr. Chen, were you an MLM product salesman in the past? You’re too glib with your words.”

“I’ve been drinking Sprite for over ten years, but TIL it’s an antidepressant.”

“Can we not do this for now? Look, the woman’s face is almost turning white.” “Spicy sticks, no, longevity sticks. This streamer is really a marketing genius.” Once again, Chen Yu’s viewers were shocked by his ability to lie through his teeth.

Even if Chen Yu took out two fake pills, they would still be more reliable than a bottle of Sprite and a bag of snacks.

“Dr. Chen, it’s not that 1 don’t believe you, but… these two things had nothing

to do with treating illnesses.”

The woman’s expression looked even more bitter than biting into a raw, bitter melon.

She was pissed by this, but when she remembered Chen Yu’s ability to predict things like a god previously…

She did not dare flare up easily.

“Who says they have nothing to do with treating illnesses?”

Chen Yu brought the bottle of Sprite closer to the camera and pointed at the bold advertising slogan.

“It says here that it’s refreshing and cooling, which is the key to treating your daughter’s illness.”

“Only by being refreshed and cool can you get into a happy mood.”

“For a deeper explanation, it’s equivalent to unfurling the wings of your soul and soaring freely through your mental illness.”

Chen Yu looked at the stunned and speechless Melancholic Stardew and continued.

“Your daughter is lovesick, so this bottle of medicine is specially used to treat that. Thus, it’s not wrong to call it an antidepressant.”

Upon hearing this explanation, the netizens and Melancholic Stardew’s mother didn’t know how to respond.

She clearly knew that Chen Yu was spouting nonsense, but it sort of made sense too.

“As for the longevity sticks, it’s blatantly obvious.”

Chen Yu tapped on the bag of spicy sticks.

Tang Sanzang’s Meat.

“Everyone should know the effects of eating Tang Sanzang’s meat from the story.”

“Eating one piece will cure all diseases, and eating a few more will prolong your life. Is there something wrong with calling it longevity sticks?”

Chen Yu asked this question, striking the souls of everyone.

“There seems to be nothing wrong.”

Sitting in front of his computer, [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] shook his head.

He had loved to read Journey to the West since he was young, and one recurring theme was demons talking about the miracle of Tang Sanzang’s meat countless times.

“Mom, I believe in Dr. Chen.”

Melancholic Stardew looked up at her mother and said.

For the boy she loved, she was willing to take a gamble.

“Alright then.”

With her daughter’s words, no matter how doubtful she was, she would pay for it.

Following this, Chen Yu sent a DM to the woman.

It was his WeChat number, the preferred transaction method, and details about express delivery.

A few minutes later, Melancholic Stardew ended her call-in.

“Dr. Chen, can those two things really cure their illnesses?”

“Perhaps it will cure them by ending their suffering.”

“I just realized Dr. Chen seemed to be spouting nonsense.”

“Friend, no shit?”

“Dr. Chen, I have a question. Everyone has had a crush on somebody at some point. Why is that young lady so sick?”

As soon as this comment appeared, it immediately resonated with everyone.

Whether it was a man or a woman, they would inevitably experience the hazy period of youth in their lives.

Ninety-nine percent of people had a crush on someone else.

Why were they fine, but only Melancholic Stardew had developed Broken Heart Syndrome from having a crush on a boy?

“This has something to do with her childhood.”

“Her father died early, and her mother was busy with her business,” Chen Yu said slowly. “Melancholic Stardew had nothing but books to pass her time.” “Her father used to be an editor of classic literature, and he left behind many classic romance novels at home.”

“Melancholic Stardew is a girl with delicate feelings.”

“She started to picture herself as a delicate girl who sought true love, just like

in the books, after reading too much classical romance.”

“Lin Daiyu, Xue Baochuan, and Zhuo Wenjun are all her idols.”

Chen Yu cleared his throat and went on to explain how Melancholic Stardew contracted Broken Heart Syndrome.

Generally speaking, most patients with Broken Heart Syndrome were middle-aged people over thirty years old.

Melancholic Stardew was a special case among special cases.

The three women idolized by Melancholic Stardew all came from wealthy families, just like her.

They were all talented students, and Melancholic Stardew was also a top student.

The three women were unmatched beauties in terms of appearance, and

Melancholic Stardew was aware that she wasn’t ugly either.

Just like that, she gave herself Broken Heart Syndrome.

“Oh, self-inflicted emotional damage.”

“Now that you mention it, she really has a lot of similarities with the three beauties.”

“I’m also comparable to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. My surname is Liu, and I’m from the Northwest.”

“My son, Liu Che, is the son of Emperor Jing, Liu Qi. He’s in danger now, so please transfer me some money.”

“I, Emperor Wen, will transfer you your money.”

“Good heavens, you guys are going crazy in here.”

“Of all she chooses to be her idol, she chooses those three. One yandere, one lovesick, and the last both combined.”

“The representative of lovesickness.”

“LOL.”

The netizens concluded that Melancholic Stardew’s Broken Heart Syndrome was caused by herself.

Romance novels should only be read for fun; anyone who takes them seriously is stupid.

“Alright, everyone, stop joking around with a patient. Let’s welcome the next patient.”

Chen Yu concluded the session.

“I’m predicting that the next viewer who calls in will also be seriously ill.”

“I’ve predicted it too. It’s a mental illness.”

“It’s everyone’s responsibility to care for the mental health of our chat. Today is

Thursday, so someone, please donate me 50 bucks.”

Every time Chen Yu invited his next patient, the livestream chat would always be filled with a joyful atmosphere.

“Oh my god, what day is it today? Two call-ins, and both are beauties.”

“Both different types too. One is sickly and delicate, while the other is cheerful and energetic.”

“She’s basically the stereotype of a cheerful and sunny girl, no?”

“Milord, she’s wonderful beyond words.”

“I could type out an entire paragraph about her attractiveness, but that would be considered spam.”

The second person calling in was indeed as cheerful and energetic as everyone said.

She looked to be in her twenties, similar to Melancholic Stardew.

Of course, their appearance and aura were completely different.

The new caller had her hair in a simple ponytail.

Her pretty face was filled with a sunny and cheerful temperament, and her skin was a healthy wheat color.

Overall, her beauty was difficult to describe in words.

After experiencing Melancholy Stardew’s unpredictable love story, the viewers cheered up after meeting this energetic young lady..