Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!

  Chapter 15 Dual Mental Illnesses

   "The world is impermanent, the large intestine wraps the small intestine."

   "Brother Xu, what is the grudge between you and your brother that you have to send him away?"

   "Potato chips fat house water is ready, just wait and listen to the story."

   "It's really a family that loves each other."

  The water friends who watched the live broadcast yesterday have vaguely summed up some experience.

  Once Chen Yu started to say no.

  Combined with that smiley expression, not only will there be big melons to eat.

   And there will be lots of fun.

  A netizen who followed from Brother Xu's live broadcast room.

  I often listen to his money-saving tips.

   Go to high-end neighborhoods more often, and wander around garbage dumps near apartments with many young people.

   There is a high probability.

   Pick up 70% to 80% new furniture, clothes, shoes.

   Toiletries go to major washing and chemical websites, and do a prize-winning questionnaire to get them.

  Do not do laundry unless necessary.

  When you go to a public bath, take your dirty clothes with you and wash them together.

   In addition to this, there is another way to save money on water bills.

  The whole family eats in a pot.

   All of the above are too numerous to list.

   Fans sighed more than once.

  Brother Xu's family of four, it is absolutely a miracle that they can live healthy and healthy until now.

   Now I heard that brother Xu almost sent the whole family away.

  The atmosphere in the live broadcast room reached its first climax.

  “When you were ten years old, your mother gave you fifty cents to go to the store to buy a bag of salt.”

   "Passing by the trash can downstairs, you saw a transparent plastic bag filled with a small half bag of white powder."

   "I mistakenly took the washing powder inside as edible salt, took it home and poured it directly into the salt shaker."

   "The whole family was poisoned because of this. Fortunately, they were sent to the hospital in time, so their lives were not in danger."

   "Because your younger brother is the youngest, he recovers the slowest."

   "In order to supplement his nutrition, you go to the fruit shop and plan to get some fruit."

   "Picked up a heart sugar cane thrown away by the boss, and sent your brother to the emergency room again."

  Chen Yu is like a party.

   Said the whole thing in detail.

   "Hey, brother Xu is so dazed that he saves money, he can't tell the difference between washing powder and table salt."

   "Popular science knowledge, the red heart represents the deterioration of sugarcane, and the deterioration of sugarcane contains a lot of neurotoxins."

   "Qingming sugarcane is better than snakes."

   "Brother Xu, what does the washing powder smell like?"

   "You dare to eat the things you picked up in the trash, why is Xu brother sending the whole family away in such a hurry?"

   "If I were Brother Xu's younger brother, I must shout, it's good to be alive."

   For those who don’t know Brother Xu, a word came to mind.

   Dazed people.

   "I thought that every penny I could save would be a penny, but I didn't expect that my whole family would be hospitalized."

   "I tasted that bag of washing powder, and it tasted a bit salty."

   "So thought it was table salt that was thrown away."

  Brother Xu blushed like a monkey's butt.

  Rao, in order to save money, he trained his face to be invulnerable.

  Thinking of that incident, I still can't help but feel hot.

  Chen Yu said with a smile: "On the way of saving money, you made a lot of oolong jokes, but you never changed your original intention."

   "Under your unified management, the living expenses of your family are strictly controlled at a few hundred yuan per month."

   "Your parents and younger brother complained about you, but as you bought two second-hand houses within ten years, their complaints disappeared."

   "A few years ago, you entered the live broadcast industry."

   "Relying on various money-saving tricks, I attracted millions of followers within half a year,"

   "Last year, you bought two new houses, and you still have several million in savings."

  Brother Xu was almost dumbfounded.

  Chen Ran is a psychiatrist after all.

   Still a private eye.

  Why are you so clear about your own family affairs?

  Whether it is an own joke to save money.

   Still bought a few houses later and how much deposit they have.

   Brother Xu has never shared these contents with water friends.

   "The other anchors are set up by the team to help them set up people. Brother Xu saves money to the core. This is a real person set."

   "Do anchors make money like this now? It's buying a house and saving millions."

   "I admit, I'm sore."

   "The whole family's monthly living expenses are hundreds of dollars. This family is all Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."

   Seeing the emotions expressed by the water friends, Brother Xu was quite proud.

   "Brothers, if you want to buy a house, welcome to my live broadcast room."

   "I have countless money-saving tips, which will definitely allow everyone to buy a house with full money within a few years."

  The water friends call him a good guy.

   At this time, I don’t forget to advertise my live broadcast room.

   It is estimated that Brother Xu will at least gain tens of thousands of fans after this live broadcast.

   Send out a carnival of 3,000 yuan in exchange for tens of thousands of fans.

  Brother Xu's abacus beads are almost hitting sparks.

   Facing brother Xu who kept poaching the corners of his live broadcast room.

  Chen Yu was neither angry nor said much.

   Just like that, watching him quietly.

  After playing seven or eight commercials in a row, Brother Xu finally stopped.

   "Doctor Chen, I admit that you have some knowledge, and you are basically right about these things."

   "But it's still the same sentence, I'm not sick."

  The expected goal was achieved, Brother Xu waved goodbye to the majority of netizens in the live broadcast room.

  Get ready to end the mic.

   Open his Brother Xu money-saving class.

  Chen Yu said: "Not only do you have a mental illness, but you will soon give birth to a second mental illness."

  As soon as these words came out, bullet screens flooded the live broadcast room.

   "Two blossoms, wonderful."

   "Dr. Chen, don't be a fool. What's wrong with Brother Xu? Let everyone be happy and take care of him."

   "Brother Xu is in danger."

   "Sister Zhou still has that cherry blossom. Depression alone has made them miserable. Brother Xu has set a new high."

   "Brother Xu, listen to my brother's persuasion, withdraw quickly, don't hesitate."

   "Come here, drag this 25-year-old boy out."

  Brother Xu smiled wryly and said: "Since all the water friends have said so, Dr. Chen, then tell me, what two kinds of mental illnesses do I have?"

   For the anchors.

  The sky and the earth are big, and the water friends are the biggest.

  The food and clothing parents are full of interest.

  Banmai leaves at this time, which is equivalent to not giving face to the "parents".

  The result is a lot of powder loss.

   Even his own fans will switch to other anchors.

  Chen Yu said lightly: "Next, the formal diagnosis and treatment will begin."

  Hearing the formal diagnosis and treatment, Brother Xu showed embarrassment.

  Spending 3,000 yuan to the carnival, Brother Xu struggled all night.

  Let him take 5,000 yuan to see a doctor.

to be honest.

   Not much better than cutting off a piece of his flesh.

   "I paid five thousand yuan for the consultation fee, Dr. Chen, let's start the consultation."

  A barrage of special effects appeared in the live broadcast room.

  Brother Xu's No. 1 brother came by airborne.

   "Thank you, Big Brother, for your kindness."

  Brother Xu is overjoyed.

   A thousand thanks to the big brother on the list.

  Chen Yu said with a half-smile, "This patient, your first mental illness is morbid self-control in emotional disorders."

   "What disease is this?"

   Brother Xu asked subconsciously.

   "I'll explain to you later."

  Chen Yu briefly passed Brother Xu's question.

  Turning to his second mental illness.

   Mania.

   And it is also the most dangerous aggressive mania among manias.

  (end of this chapter)