Shenhao’s Salted Fish Life

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Lin Tianwen stood on the stage and looked at the representatives of the animal kingdom below, feeling extremely happy.

"Dear friends from the media, do you have any questions?" he asked.

"Mr. Lin, is the aircraft just now the Luanniao space carrier that was exhibited at the earlier air show? Can you introduce the parameters in detail?" Camel's media reporter stood up and asked.

"You can learn about the detailed parameters of this space carrier on your own on tonight's 7 o'clock news." Lin Tianwen said with a smile.

With Luotuo's financial resources, this meeting should be of some interest.

It's just that there is no need for the camel to aim at the space carrier as soon as it comes up.

The news media waiting for the camel just sat down.

Other media reporters from the animal world raised their hands anxiously.

They watched a few videos today, and now they are extremely shocked.

It's just that Lin Tianwen received a prompt now, allowing him to end it.

Everything that should be said and what should not be said was said in this press conference.

If anyone wants to fight with rabbits at this critical point, then wait until animal representatives from all over the country come to watch the joke.

"Since everyone has no questions, that's it for today's press conference. If you have other questions, you can send a letter to our external communication window and we will take the time to reply." After Lin Tianwen finished speaking, he bowed slightly. Then he walked directly off the stage.

The whole process was very neat and tidy, leaving no time for others to react.

"Why do I feel like they didn't even react?"

"Why didn't they react? That's because they were confused."

"It ended so suddenly."

"Hahaha, I was laughing so hard."

"It makes sense to put this matter on the island owner."

"Let me tell you, the island owner is still as handsome as ever."

"This time the island leader wants to show off the rabbit's house."

"Really handsome."

After Lin Tianwen stepped down, Director Zhang immediately gave him a thumbs up.

In this situation, only Lin Tianwen can be more casual. After all, he is just an ordinary citizen.

The press conference has just ended, and the videos played at the press conference have gone viral on various social platforms around the world.

The domestic Internet is as lively as the Chinese New Year.

Netizens were simply overjoyed.

Various bloggers came over to get a wave of traffic, and even various official accounts posted a wave of videos.

"I'm from China Agricultural University, and two classmates from our class joined the advance team. They kept it secret before. As soon as the press conference ended, they sent the video."

"Give your classmates a thumbs up."

"Awesome, he will be included in the textbooks from now on."

“Half of a class in our school’s surveying and mapping department joined the advance team.”

"Our school has lost one class since the beginning of the semester. At first, I thought something happened to them, but after a long time, they turned out to be heroes."

"Why don't you talk about the life span plan in this press conference?"

"The lifespan plan must be top secret. It's already a big deal for us ordinary rabbits to know its name."

At this time, at the press conference, the media representatives of each animal packed up their equipment and materials and left the venue together.

Only the Rabbits' press remained at the scene.

Netizens also found that the live broadcast rooms of various platforms, as well as the live broadcast of Yangma, were not interrupted and were still broadcasting there.

The netizens in the live broadcast room were probably so excited that they didn't even notice the situation and were still posting comments.

When only Rabbit's media were left in the venue, the security at the entrance of the venue closed the entrance door.

The theme text on the big screen has also been changed.

I saw it read "Rabbit National Physical Enhancement Plan".

Some sharp-eyed netizens saw it and immediately posted a barrage.

"Look, look, there's an Easter egg."

There were just too many netizens chatting in the live broadcast room, and the barrage was quickly drowned.

Gradually, more and more people discovered this situation and asked what it was.

"Will there be a press conference?"

"I said that the press conference is over, but the live broadcast is still on. Sure enough, there is something fishy."

"National Physical Enhancement Plan? Why does this name sound like the 1980s?"

"A cup of milk every day will enhance the physical fitness of the Chinese people."

“Isn’t this the life span plan uploaded online?”

"I guess so!"

"Suddenly I felt an inexplicable expectation."

"Is the island owner still in charge?"

"That's for sure!"

"I'm coming!"

A staff member placed a chair on the stage.

Lin Tianwen walked onto the stage tall and straight, and then sat directly on the chair in the middle of the stage.

"Hello everyone, I'm Lin Tianwen, and I'm back again. Just now it was the official press conference, and now it's our Rabbit's own press conference. However, before we start, I hope everyone will cooperate with the real-name authentication to watch."

After speaking, he snapped his fingers.

In an instant, all netizens watching the live broadcast through short video platforms and TV were ejected, and then saw a real-name authentication pop-up window. "You can hear my voice now. You must complete the real-name authentication within five minutes before you can continue watching. Those who have not passed the real-name authentication after five minutes will not hear my voice. Please authenticate in time."

Netizens have carried out real-name authentication one after another, and face recognition is required after authentication.

The vast majority of netizens have passed the certification and successfully entered the live broadcast room.

But those change-hearted rabbits hidden among the rabbits were kept out.

The snap of Lin Tianwen's fingers just now was not as powerful as Thanos, but it was still as awesome as Thanos on the Internet.

The S-class intelligent brain controls the world's electronic products. All the rabbits watching the live broadcast need to be checked by the intelligent brain, and no rabbit that changes its mind will be spared.

Of course, Lin Tianwen and several bosses also know that there is no airtight wall in the world, and they just want to use this method to slow down the speed of leaks. Of course, they also want to show Rabbit's strength in information security.

Netizens who have passed the certification gathered in the live broadcast room to chat and wait for the live broadcast to start.

"I was watching the live broadcast just now, and my colleague came over to watch it together, but was reminded that we can only watch it alone."

"It's the same thing when I watch TV."

"Watching TV can authenticate the whole family at the same time."

"The island owner is so awesome!"

"Let me tell you a piece of hot knowledge. Anyone whose IP address is not in China cannot watch the live broadcast."

"Update a hot knowledge, people whose nationality is not rabbit can't read it."

"I'm updating a hot knowledge, and even the Changing Rabbit can't read it!"

"Uncle JC is very busy right now!"

"Not only that. Juntu is also very busy!"

"The island owner's trick is so awesome, he just screened out the bad rabbit."

"Does that mean that those watching the live broadcast now are all loyal rabbits?"

"Yes, there is definitely no problem with patriotism."

"Damn it, my girlfriend can't see it. Should I call the police?"

"Damn it, the goddess I have a crush on can't even see her. Do I want to kill my relatives out of justice?"

"Don't bother the police rabbit with this little Karami."

"A group of rats have been caught before the press conference, and the more powerful rats have been imprisoned. Now the only ones left are those who have changed their minds and have not turned bad."

"The time is almost up."

"I prepared peanut beer and waited for the good news."

"No, I started drinking before noon!"

"I'm so happy, I have to drink a few drinks!"

Five minutes passed quickly.

Lin Tianwen took out a holographic projection device from his pocket and threw it on the stage.

The lights in the venue suddenly dimmed.

The holographic projection screen was displayed in time.

"Before we officially start, let me tell you a few things to note." Lin Tianwen said with a smile.

"The netizens who can see the live broadcast now are all our own. Some netizens should also know whether there is a change of heart rabbit around them. You must not remind them, just treat it as if they don't know."

"In addition, I can find them, and of course I can also know what they have done, so you just need to protect yourselves and be wary of them."

"Okay. Let's talk about the key points next. Everyone, look at the projection."

Lin Tianwen waved his hand, and the slowly rotating earth suddenly began to play a documentary about the origin of mankind.

This documentary is very short, only one minute, and clearly explains the origin, evolution, reproduction, and death of human beings.

"It turns out that I will die because my cells' ability to replicate has deteriorated."

"Didn't you hear it in the documentary? Telomeres will become less and less, and we have no place to replenish them."

"It feels like taking a biology class."

Lin Tianwen sat back on the chair again.

"Next, just listen to what I'm going to say. Don't pass it around. Be careful that walls have ears."

He said with a smile, then waved his right hand, and a picture appeared on the projection.

"Everyone can look at the pictures and listen to me." Lin Tianwen said, fiddling with the pictures on the projection.

"The Rabbit Physical Enhancement Plan is also called the Lifespan Plan. This plan is to coordinate with the Space City Plan and the Interstellar Immigration Plan."

"The main content of the life span plan, to put it simply, my research institute has developed an injection that can extend human life by injection, with a minimum of 20 years and a maximum of 50 years. The specific length of extension depends on each person's body constitution. "

"There is a kind of raw material in the injection: raw grass. The reserves in Blue Star are only enough to produce 100 million copies. In order to raise funds for the space city project in the early stage, it has been sold to some people. There are still 99 million copies left."

"In the next year, all 9,900 injections will be used. However, we have nearly 1.4 billion rabbits, and not everyone has a share. Therefore, several bosses and I discussed a plan Screening criteria.”

"First, scientific researchers, technical personnel, active front-line military personnel, teachers, medical staff, graduate students from key universities, and civil servants in essential positions are listed as the first batch."

"Second, farmers, craftsmen, rabbits with special expertise, students from colleges and universities, UU Kanshu www.uukanshu.com front-line police rabbits, etc., are listed as the second batch."

"Third, the rabbits who voluntarily go to Taoyuan Star to build and open up wasteland, and the rabbits who voluntarily go to live and work in the space city are listed as the third batch."

"Others are injected according to the order of the brain."

"As for the rabbits who are not selected, they need to wait patiently for ten years. According to satellite detection, Taoyuan Planet has enough force grass to produce enough injections."

"In addition, everyone needs to be reminded that the quota cannot be transferred or bought or sold. Once detected by Zhinao, it will affect the family members, so please don't get too hot-headed."

"As for some elderly people who have not been approved in advance, or rabbits who have diseases and may be in danger, there is no need to worry. If you have this situation, you can apply to the relevant local departments or through major social media Apply through the special application window for the physical enhancement plan on the platform, and Zhi Nao will process it as soon as possible.”

"Today's press conference is all over."

"goodbye."

After Lin Tianwen finished speaking, he left directly.

The live broadcast signal was cut off.