Shenhao: Only Check In Once A Week

Chapter 28 Grandma said that I would lie down again!

Grandma was surprised: “Could it be that your fourth birthday gift is more valuable than Tang Yin’s original relic and this golden birthday peach?”

Not only the grandmother was surprised, but the rest of the people who participated in the birthday banquet also pricked their ears.

I have to say that tonight is really wonderful. In just half an hour, the plot was ups and downs. With their limited brain capacity, they couldn’t think of anything more precious than this golden birthday peach.

Could it be Diamond Hill…

This is an exaggeration…

Ye Tian’s face was full of complacency and said: “Grandma, although my fourth gift is not as expensive as the golden birthday peach, it is very, very practical! I bought it after thinking about it for a long time, you must like it!”

Grandma grandma couldn’t wait to say: “Xiaotian, show her grandma.”

“okay!”

Ye Tian turned around, trot to the side of grandma’s seat, started to play in the box containing milk powder, quickly took out a booklet, folded it back, and handed it to grandma: “Look!”

Grandma grandma took over the booklet, her face suddenly turned weird, and the face of Xiao Rong, who was the closest to the two, changed drastically. She screamed and threw herself down in front of her grandma for the second time and apologized, hoarsely saying: “Grandma! Ye Tian doesn’t understand the rules! Please forgive him!”

A group of people wondered, what is the booklet?

Someone deliberately lowered their heads, and when they saw clearly what was written on the cover of the booklet, their complexion turned green, and furious, they jumped their feet and pointed at Ye Tian and cursed: “Ye Tian! You little beast! How dare you take it? Show this kind of thing to grandma, do you want to die!”

“Ye Tian! Are you bullying no one in my Xiao family?! Do you really think we dare not do anything to you?!”

“Crazy! Crazy! Completely mad! Come on, beat the bastard Ye Tian out for me!”

Ye Tian, ​​who was still highly respected just a second ago, instantly became a rat crossing the street.

However, Ye Tian himself didn’t care at all, staring directly at grandma’s surprised eyes.

Grandma’s grandmother raised her hand slightly to signal Shaoan not to be impatient, and said in a weird tone: “This is the fourth gift you want to give me? Are you sure?”

Ye Tian nodded vigorously and said: “Yes, this cemetery is the best Fengshui in the entire Haijing City. It is called the Emperor’s Tomb, Fengshui Cave! I spent more than 20 million on this cemetery.”

Yes.

Ye Tian’s fourth gift is a cemetery! !

Just ask if you are afraid!

Ye Tian continued: “Grandma, you are 90 years old this year. Although you are full of energy, you can only have a good life for more than ten years. Prepare the cemetery in advance so as not to be in a hurry. To be honest, I took a look at that time. It’s just this piece of land. If it weren’t for the only place in Haijing, I’d like to prepare a piece for myself. Look at this place, what a beautiful view! The CBD in the cemetery! The garden after life!”

“Beast! Shut up!”

“Ye Tian! Are you crazy! Besides, I will tear your mouth apart!”

“You, you crazy!”

The Xiao family are all in madness.

No one in the world sent the cemetery at the birthday banquet! ?

Put this in the world of martial arts, is there anyone that will definitely cause a terrible murder! ?

However!

The development of the matter exceeded their imagination.

Grandma was not as angry as she imagined, but gave a wry smile, staring at Ye Tian’s sincere eyes and said: “Xiaotian, you are really interested. Of these four birthday gifts, this fourth one is indeed the most practical.”

Ye Tian nodded again and again, “Birth, old age, sickness and death, human nature, no one can fight against time. Of course I hope that grandma can live a long life of 120 years, but you can prepare it in advance. There is nothing wrong, isn’t it?”

“Hmm…” Grandma nodded, smiling at the corners of her mouth, making Xiao Rong who scared Huarong turned pale, and said, “You little girl, you are still pretending with grandma here, you cunning little ones. Husband and wife, what’s wrong with one singing red face and the other singing white face.”

“I…I…” Xiao Rong was speechless, Wu Fu said.

Grandma!

I’m so innocent!

I don’t know anything!

The angry crowd quickly faded.

What if it doesn’t fade away? Even grandma is not angry, what right do they have to be angry?

Ye Tian took grandma’s arm and said excitedly: “Grandma, in addition to the cemetery, I also bought the treasure of the town shop in the Haishan Cemetery. Although it is not comparable to Shi Songzhi’s, it is still a thousand years old. It’s made of phoebe wood. The only mistake is, I wish grandma you are too tall. When it’s time to get into the soil for safety, you may have to saw your calves off, otherwise you won’t be able to fit them.”

hiss!

hiss!

hiss!

In the face of Ye Tian, ​​who was not shocked and dying, everyone gasped and shivered in shock.

Xiao Rong burst into tears.

I wish the pacifier’s ‘O’ up again: “You… why are you still sawing my legs?”

“Because you are too tall, you can’t lie curled up, it’s too uncomfortable, uh…”

Just talking.

A group of sturdy big men squeezed in from the door, impressively carrying a rectangular parallelepiped covered with red silk and satin as a symbol of festive…coffins!

“Mr. Ye Tian, ​​this is the coffin you bought.”

The owner of Haishan Cemetery squinted with a smile.

The crowd dispersed automatically.

The moment grandma came to the coffin and tore off the red silk, her pupils condensed slightly, and she lost her senses.

This coffin…

It’s so pretty…

“Wow! Golden nanmu coffin?” Three old people in the antique industry approached, curiously holding a magnifying glass to study the plate of the coffin curiously, and exclaimed, “Goodbye, this is cut out from the entire board of nanmu. There is no three to fifty million that can’t come down at all.”

Tu Lao: “Yes, this thing is a coffin, it is clearly a work of art! There are no more than ten coffins like this in the world!”

Old Miao: “Old folks, do you have a strange urge to read this thing?”

Old Hong: “It must be. I want to die immediately. Old sister, I have a bold idea. If I die first, can I…”

Grandma was immediately unhappy, and interrupted the three old men: “Brothers, if you don’t take you like this, why would you still snatch the coffin from an old lady of mine, so you don’t want to face it? This was given to me by Xiaotian.” Gift! Let me lie in and take a look.”

“Wow!”

“Grandma, don’t!”

“Grandma must not, this is unlucky!”

“Quick, stop grandma!”

The Xiao family were crazy, and they rushed forward to stop them.

“Be quiet!”

Grandma yelled, and said in an air: “Make a fuss! This is where I will lie down for many years. What’s wrong with me trying it now? What age is it, and so feudal and superstition! Get up! Can’t open a letter or believe me Smoke you?”

Except for grandma, the second oldest old man in the clan retired with a wry smile and couldn’t afford to offend.

Ye Tian assisted grandma and lay down into the coffin…

Inside the coffin.

Grandma closed her eyes tightly, and let out a spit of air for a long time.

“Grandma, is it comfortable?”

Ye Tian asked with a smile on the side of the coffin.

Grandma opened her eyes and smiled brightly, “It’s so comfortable, I really want to just lie in it like this, just die like this…”

The Xiao family said: The mentality has completely collapsed!

Ye Tian happily said: “That’s not good, you can live for ten or twenty years no matter what your body is. Enjoy it later, what anxious.”

After a long time, grandma grandma was helped by Ye Tian to sit up from the coffin in the horrified gaze of a group of clansmen. The old man patted the coffin and sighed: “Or, eat and drink first, and I will lie down again. Can?”

“Don’t!”

“Grandma, you forgive us!”

“Ye Tian, ​​you quickly get grandma out!”

The absurd drama here is not over yet.

The doorway became lively again.

The exclamation sounded one after another.

“What…what’s wrong?”

People turned their heads in wonder, and when they saw the person, they were shocked again…