Shenhao: Only Check In Once A Week

Chapter 26 The second gift of 29 yuan 9 free shipping!

In this deathly silence, Ye Tian talked eloquently: “Grandma, you are old, and you have to supplement enough nutrition every day, so as to prevent osteoporosis and calcium and iron loss.”

Grandma’s grandmother took the package of milk powder for the elderly and looked at Ye Tian with complicated eyes.

“Grandma!”

Xiao Rong couldn’t help it anymore, and she knelt down, crying, “Ye Tian didn’t mean it, Ye Tian, ​​you should apologize to grandma!”

Ye Tian was a little dazed.

I apologize for anything, what’s wrong with me?

Did something go wrong with the gift? are you crazy!

“Rongrong, get up.”

Grandma’s grandma motioned to Xiao Rong to get up, and the corners of her mouth turned upwards slightly and said, “Milk powder…Speaking of which, this is indeed what I drink every day, and the brand is the same. Your birthday gift is intentional.”

Ye Tian climbed along the pole: “That is necessary! I tried my best to choose a birthday gift for you, and didn’t exhaust me. Grandma, let me tell you, I lost a lot of hair today for your birthday gift. .”

“Ye Tian! Can you shut up!?” Xiao Rong’s mentality completely exploded, tears rubbing her eyes.

at this time.

There was a burst of thunderous laughter from the audience.

Several brothers who were at the same table with Xiao’s father and Xiao’s mother joked: “As expected, we are the strongest son-in-law of our Xiao clan, milk powder, how did he come up with it?”

Father Xiao’s face was green, and Mother Xiao was silent.

The shame was thrown to grandma’s house.

Listening to the noise around.

Grandma banged on the cane on the head of the dragon, and said loudly, “Everyone, can you listen to what my old lady said?”

The scene that had just become lively was quiet again.

Grandma looked around and said: “Pearl jade, diamond agate, antique calligraphy and painting are good, but what use is it for an old woman with loess buried in her eyebrows? Can I wear them out to show off, or do you plan to put them on display after death? Put them in my coffin for my funeral?”

“From the very beginning, I found out that today’s Xiao family is no longer the Xiao family I know. Comparing each other is popular. Are you congratulating me on my birthday or are you competing to show off your wealth? Ah?!”

Grandma grandma really had a weird temper. She was still laughing one second, but she kicked and broke an antique vase worth hundreds of thousands in the next second.

The audience was silent.

Grandma continued: “What makes the Xiao Clan exist for two hundred years? Money? No! It’s unity! Look at you one by one, racking your brains to suppress people of the same clan in the name of congratulating your birthday. , I can’t wait to pick out my eyeballs! If this goes on, the Xiao family will be torn apart sooner or later!”

“What’s wrong with powdered milk? Isn’t powdered milk a birthday gift? At least this is what I need every day, and I drink it every day!”

Grandma pointed to the original “Nanshan Picture” sent by a cousin, “What’s the use of this stuff? Can it be eaten as a meal? Or can it be drunk as water, or to supplement me with nutrition? Huh?”

The cousin lowered her head in shame, “I’m sorry, grandma…”

“Today, it is my 90th birthday. Whether there is a 100th birthday or not is still unclear. I will take this opportunity to beat you descendants of the Xiao family. If you want the Xiao family to continue to flourish, you must be united! There is only unity! It’s strength!”

“Yes, grandma taught me!”

“We remember the grandma’s teachings!”

A group of Xiao family members bowed their heads.

certainly.

This is a superficial effort, 99.99% of people disagree with grandma’s words.

Do people live for unity? mistaken!

Is to pretend to be forced!

study hard!

work hard!

Work hard to cultivate the next generation! All for better pretense!

Look! How good I study, I am much better than you, hahaha!

Look! How good my job is, I am much better than you, hahaha!

Look! My son is much better than your son, hahaha!

Ye Tian sighed, “Grandma, you really understand the righteousness. I am embarrassed to take out the next birthday gift…”

“Then don’t take it! Don’t hurry up if you take advantage of it! What are you trying to do!” Xiao Rong collapsed again, feeling confused.

The corner of the grandmother’s pacifier smiled, “I’m very curious, please satisfy the curiosity of this old woman of mine.”

“alright.”

Ye Tian reluctantly took out the “Lushan Waterfall View” from the gift bag and said: “This is Tang Bohu’s “Lushan Waterfall View”.”

emmmm….

The surroundings fell silent again.

If Xiao Rong was given a knife, she would definitely stab herself to death.

“Puff…the waterfall view of Mount Lu, you really dare to say it.”

“I bought it on Xixi, the one with $29 and 9 free shipping.”

“Haha… Last time I went to look for Bao.com, the picture of Shanghe on Qingming Festival was only 56. Free shipping.”

The sounds of sarcasm came and went one after another.

I completely forgot the teachings of my grandmother before.

Too.

How much weight can a dying old man speak?

Grandma grinned helplessly and unfolded the scroll.

Her thoughts are very clear. Although she knows that it is fake, she still wants to give this young man named Ye Tian a step down. That is to say, this painting is enough to be fake and true, enough…

Watching absently…

Watching…

The more she looked at her grandma, the sharper her eyes became, and her expression became more astonished.

She carefully put the Lushan waterfall on the table and shouted: “Old Tu, Old Hong, Old Miao, are you here?”

“Here, old sister.”

“At this.”

Several old people stood up one after another to answer.

“You guys come soon.”

Grandma’s grandmother greeted three senior connoisseurs who were calling for trouble in the antique industry to come to the stage.

“Old sister, what are you?” Tu Lao puzzled.

“My eyes are clumsy, I really can’t tell the authenticity of this painting, and I ask a few brothers to help me take a closer look.” Grandma’s heart was shocked, and this painting is authentic when viewed from side to side.

But this is impossible!

An authentic piece of Tang Bohu is at least 6-70 million.

At the moment, several old people didn’t dare to neglect, put on gloves, and started to carefully appraise them with a magnifying glass.

Xiao Rong was already dumbfounded.

what’s the situation?

How can a fake painting that I bought at night make my grandma so nervous?

This is true for Xiao Rong, and even more so for the others.

Ye Tian has a leisurely look.

Is it true or not that he still doesn’t know whether it is produced by the system, it must be a boutique product, okay?

Fifteen minutes have passed.

Tu shed tears in excitement, “Old sister, this is the real thing! Unexpectedly, I can see Tang Yin’s real thing with my own eyes in this life!”

“It’s really true!” Old Hong and Old Miao expressed their opinions one after another, and the excited hairs of several old men were erected. Ye Tian looked at them a little worried, for fear of being overly excited, and thrilled himself to death.

Grandma came to Ye Tian with a stride, and pointed to the “Lushan Waterfall Viewing Picture”, “Where did you come from this painting? Isn’t it always in the London D Museum?”

“I bought it.” Ye Tian spread his hands.

“Grandma, your acting is a bit too much, we all know it is fake.” A junior from the Xiao family sighed and said.

“Fuck your mother’s fart! Laozi pledged his life, this is Tang Yin’s genuine authenticity! If you don’t understand it, shut up! Believe it or not, I will smoke you!”

Before grandma had spoken, the old men quit.

Good boy, what do you mean?

Question that our officially certified national appraisers are telling lies?

After thinking about it, I still can’t bear it!

damn it!

Cut him!

The three old men rushed off the stage, took out the dentures from their mouths, and smashed them at the Xiao family.

Ignoring the farce below, grandma carefully put away the scrolls and patted the side of the chair, “Child, come and sit.”

“okay.”

Ye Tian was not polite, and sat down beside her grandma.

Until this moment, everyone suddenly woke up.

That is an authentic painting of Tang Bohu!

When I looked at Ye Tian and Xiao Rong’s family of three again, his eyes were full of awe.

Awesome!

70 million handed down masterpieces, just give it away!