Citrus + Fanwai

"Really? "

"Yeah." Shi Yu nodded with a smile, "It's normal to like her, that guy's appearance is used to deceive people. You don't have to be embarrassed, just go for it."

"Wait, no, no." Ruan Nuan waved her hands again and again, "I'm not gay, and I don't like girls."

"Well, that's it. Sorry, I thought you liked her when I saw your shy and awkward appearance just now."

"No, we are just ordinary friends and classmates." Ruan Nuan said emphatically.

"Ah, an ordinary classmate is an ordinary classmate." Shi Yu looked at her with a smile that could see through his eyes.

"Shiyu—"

Shi Yu trembled reflexively when he heard the voice, and turned his head to look.

A middle-aged woman with a vegetable basket rushed out of the street, with a ferocious face and an unstoppable momentum.

"Damn, damn!" Shi Yu's hair stood on end, and he said repeatedly, "I'll go first, I'll go first, bye bye bye."

Seeing her, Ruan Nuan ran into the street like a mouse seeing a cat.The middle-aged woman stood in front of Ruan Nuan panting heavily, and said intermittently: "Girl, did that bastard hook you up?"

"Ah, ah?"

The middle-aged woman said bitterly: "Don't believe her nonsense, she knows how to deceive other people's little sisters with her glib tongue. The people she deceived come to the house to cry every now and then, so that everyone in the neighbors knows about that bastard. It's a gay!"

Ruan Nuan: "Uh...Auntie, who are you?" Could it be the parent of the little sister Shi Yu lied to?Oh no no, Shi Yu shouldn't be a bad person.

"I'm her mother!" The middle-aged woman spurned.

"Uh... It's not good to say that, she didn't lie to me."

"Hey, what do you know, little girl!" Shi's mother looked at her resentfully, "Girls should protect themselves when they go out, not to mention being wary of men, some girls are not a good thing! In this world Ah, the sky is in chaos! The yin and yang are upside down, men and women are out of balance."

Ruan Nuan figured out one thing in a fog, that Shi Yu also likes girls, and he seems to be a little playful.

Mother Shi stood on the street, accusing her hopeless daughter.Tell her all kinds of insane operations, and the evil deeds she has committed are simply too numerous to write.

Since primary school, Shigure liked to tease little sisters and take them to play.Coaxing those cute little girls to surround her and call her sister every day, and even fight with other boys for the bullied little girls.

Shimu, at first, didn't notice something was wrong.

Until junior high school, Shi Yu became more and more fond of beautiful girls of all colors. He posted posters of various girl groups at home all day long, bought pillows for two girls to kiss and hug, and filled the house with various handicrafts.Shimu even dug out a box of orange-colored novels and comics from under the bed, and it was like a thunderbolt.

Once there is doubt, Shi Mu feels that there are flaws everywhere.What's more, Shi Yu didn't show any signs of covering up, sticking to the road where she often buys vegetables, using the excuse of hugging a girl just to gnaw.Shi's mother was full of enthusiasm, and when she picked up the new broom she just bought, she was beaten violently. She chased her and ran for three streets, cursing her until everyone on the street knew it.

Shi Yu is a shameless bastard, no matter what she calls coming out, she just likes the excitement of hiding in the closet.Now that the incident was exposed, he became more arrogant and took the girl home.

Shi's mother gritted her silver teeth with hatred, and drove her out of the house, so Shi Yu happily ran to other girls' houses to sleep.I usually live in school, roll around in the world of mortals on Saturdays, and làng day and night on Sundays.She worked part-time as a model in her spare time, earning a lot of money, and she didn't even bother to cut off financial support from her family.

Shi Yu's younger brother, Shi Lei, has become so used to it that he has inherited his sister's handicrafts and color comics, laughing idiotically and blushing at the love of two beautiful girls.

Ruan Nuan didn't really want to laugh, but it was very hard for Shi Mu to hold back the laughter under Shi Mu's voice like a bell and her humorous description.She comforted: "Hey, auntie, Shi Yu has his own ideas and lives his own life, so don't worry about it."

"Can I not worry about it?" Shi's mother was devastated, "I told you not to believe the nonsense of her dead girl, why don't you take it to heart, do you know that she is not a good person, she is very special Scum, deceitful and deceitful. Don't listen to her sweet words and be tempted, does she like you? She is just greedy for your body!"

Ruan Nuan: "???"

The first time, the girl she dumped was drunk and squatted in front of Shi Yu's house crying.

Shi's mother looked pitiful, and told Shiyu Shiyu to refuse to go down, and asked her why she broke up.

Shi Yu sighed and said: "When kissing, the moment I smell garlic and bad breath, I am disillusioned. After that, every time I kiss, I feel like I am practicing swimming breath holding time. I suspect that I may hold my breath after a long time. Fainted."

Shi Mu: "Then can't you tell others to wash your mouth?"

Shi Yu was eloquent: "Are you ashamed to tell him face to face?"

Shi Mu: "Then what did you say?"

Shi Yu: "I said I have a terminal illness."

Mother of Time: "..."

The second time, the girl stood downstairs and called Shigure's name.

Shi Mu: "Why did you break up again? Do you know that the neighbors will be quarreled to death?"

Shi Yu: "I can't help it either, I don't want to wear a cuckold on my head either."