My wife is super fierce (fast time travel)

Everyone also thoughtfully helped them close the door.

It's even better this time, eyes widening immediately.

Well, of course, it's not entirely possible to stare at each other through the red hijab.

In other words, this Xiao Ling's red hijab has never been lifted from the beginning to the end, but it is as if the eyes can see through. Whether it is helping Tan Yu when kicking the sedan chair door, or not needing anyone to help him later, he can't see that the eyes are covered. Cover it!

Tan Yu sat nervously while thinking wildly.

This sitting is midnight.

In the end, it was Xiao Ling who spoke first: "What are you thinking?"

"Hey?"

Tan Yu shivered.

"No, I didn't think of anything."

"Then why don't you take off the hijab?"

A cool and powerful voice.

"Uh, I..."

Facing the other party's questioning, Tan Yu was a little timid.

You can't say it's because you're a woman.

"You have a crush?"

For no reason, Xiao Ling asked suddenly.

"No, no, of course not!"

Tan Yu quickly defended.

Anyway, let's keep it in front of our eyes first.

If the other party thinks that he has a sweetheart, I'm afraid it will be kicked again.

Just watch her treat those scumbags.

Hearing her rebuttal very simply, Xiao Ling said "Yes": "I don't think so. You are so fat, no girl should like you."

"..."

Am I fat?

Where am I fat?

I'm just a little fleshy!

That's baby fat!Baby fat!

Chapter 6 The General's Married Life

If someone said that he was fat, Tan Yu would definitely scratch his face.

But now Xiao Ling said...

Well, she had to bear it.

Tan Yu laughed awkwardly: "Actually, he's not very fat, so what, you know, baby fat."

However, Xiao Ling didn't agree with that: "You are half a catty heavier than the last time we met."

Naturally, there is no baby fat that makes people gain weight quickly in a short period of time.

Tan Yu was a little embarrassed.

But he didn't understand: "How do you know that I'm half a catty heavier than last time? Did you carry a scale with you?"

Xiao Ling said indifferently: "If you weigh it with your hand and look at it with your eyes, you will know the general idea. Why do you need to carry a name?"

Uh.

That's right, I helped myself this time, and it was considered a casual hand.

I didn't even touch myself last time, so I just took a casual look.

This, this is too ridiculous!

Tan Yu didn't believe it: "If you really look at it and weigh it, you will know how much it weighs?"

"nature."

Xiao Ling was calm.

"When I fight against an enemy general, I have to determine the moves I use based on the opponent's body weight. This is more targeted."

Uh.

Sure enough, there are 360 ​​lines, and each line has knowledge.

It's just that this skill of weighing with hands and measuring weight with eyes makes Tan Yu unconsciously diverge more——

"What about the pig? Can you also accurately weigh the pig?"

Xiao Ling thought about it seriously: "Almost."

Uh.

"What about the vegetables? What about rice, noodles, vegetables and fruits?"

"It's all right." Xiao Ling still nodded, "As a general, you have to take care of the food and grass of the three armies."

"..."

Really knowledgeable.

It is omnipotent.

Tan Yu wiped off his sweat and muttered, "This is really better than an electronic scale."

"What did you say?"

Xiao Ling couldn't understand.

"Oh, I mean, with you here, the servants in the family will not even be able to fish for oil and water when they buy vegetables and rice."

"Great water?" Xiao Ling frowned, "You mean, someone embezzled Cai Jin?"

I only heard that there are officials in the imperial court who are corrupt, but I didn't expect that there are servants in a small Marquis's mansion who are corrupt.

Seeing her serious face, Tan Yu quickly waved his hands: "No, no, it's not that serious, it's not the word 'corruption'. It's just a little unspoken rule in the lower circle."

"Unspoken rules?"

Xiao Ling couldn't understand again.

"It's the default rule. Although it's not good on the surface, it's a rule that everyone agrees to secretly."

Tan Yu can only analyze modern words.

"No reason!"

Xiao Ling patted the table.

The table shattered.

The people listening to the room outside the door were frightened and sifted the chaff collectively.

Oh my god, the general's power is so scary!

In particular, Mrs. Tan hurriedly recited "Amitabha" while holding the Buddhist beads.

Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva, you must protect our grandson from being beaten to death by his grandson-in-law!

"Who?"

Tan Yu asked in surprise.

Everyone listened to Tan Yu's question outside, and quickly ran away.

Well, the general seems quite irritable.If she didn't like people listening to the room outside and got angry again, the Tan family would be bleeding into rivers immediately!

Therefore, Tan Yu pushed the door open and saw nothing.

All the people dispersed like birds and beasts.

"strangeness."

Tan Yu couldn't figure it out, closed the door again and walked over.

"It's nothing strange, it's listening to the house. The custom of the wedding night."

Xiao Ling explained.

"Ah, oh, yes."

It seems that there is such a custom?

As an orphan, Tan Yu has never participated in the wedding affairs of relatives and friends in her previous life, so she is completely insensitive to these matters.

After coming to this world, I have never experienced it.

Now when Xiao Ling reminded him, he remembered that he had seen this kind of plot on TV occasionally.

So he took advantage of the situation and praised Xiao Ling: "You are still smart, you know everything."