Your majesty is a little sweet

"It's impossible to succeed. Although you have high martial arts skills, one against ten is not a problem, but that is the capital city. There are more than a hundred bodyguards protecting the emperor, not to mention the guards of the entire palace." Chen Qiqi asked Zhou Jun. , "Can you do it with one against a hundred?"

Zhou Jun thought for a while, if she didn't fight head-on, she could almost escape from the palace with about a hundred people.

Chen Qiqi continued to ask: "What about one against a thousand?"

thousand?

Then she might have just picked up the knife, and before she had time to take a look at the emperor's little brother, she would be shot to death by random arrows from the guards.

Zhou Jun was completely discouraged, she lay down on the table, looking for a solution with a frowning face.

Chen Qiqi knew Zhou Jun's character, not to mention that Zhou Jun had already collected the deposit, so the business couldn't be rejected anyway, so she could only help Zhou Jun to come up with ideas, "Don't worry, you can't be tough, let's go Outsmart, no big deal."

Zhou Jun's eyes lit up, "How to outsmart?"

Chen Qiqi said to Zhou Jun: "Repeat the information given by the middleman and the employer for me."

Zhou Jun talked from the meeting with the middleman all the way to the little note in the purse, but in order to maintain the image of the world's number one female killer, Zhou Jun skipped the part where the ancestral hall was afraid of ghosts.

Anything goes, that is, the human design cannot collapse.

Chen Qiqi raised a question, "You said it was the small black room where the middleman left first, and you don't know where the middleman left after?"

Zhou Jun gritted his teeth and nodded, "Yes."

Chen Qiqi stared at Zhou Jun, "But you said again, after leaving the ancestral hall, the intermediary told you to pretend to be stupid when you should, and don't be so smart that your employer wants to kill you. In the world of killers, the task is completed. There are many examples of being silenced afterwards.”

The loophole in this story is a bit big.

Zhou Jun held his chin, thinking seriously, thinking about how to say it to bring this story back to life.

Chen Qiqi pursed her lips, "Make it up, keep making it up. Tell me, what are you hiding from me?"

Zhou Jun stood up, slapped the table hard, and said to Chen Qiqi righteously: "I am a little girl, and I am afraid that ghosts will not be ashamed. The ancestral hall is so dark, so I dare not come out alone? What happened to the hem of the clothes? There are so many memorial tablets in the ancestral hall, you will be afraid if you go. In short, there is no shame."

Chen Qiqi smiled and complained, "Since it's not ashamed, why are you still hiding it?"

Zhou Jun, "..."

This gag hits the nail on the head, but she is powerless to refute.

Chapter 9

If you want to accurately eunuch the emperor, you have to take off the emperor's pants.

It was impossible to forcefully take off the emperor's trousers, so he could only think of a way to make the emperor take off his trousers on his own initiative.

In the palace, the only ones who can make the emperor take off his pants are the beautiful and beautiful concubines in the harem, that is, the emperor's big and small wives.

Chen Qiqi said to Zhou Jun: "Although it is not the best way to enter the palace and become a concubine, it is the safest way."

Zhou Jun was deeply convinced, and she said to Chen Qiqi: "I feel that based on my appearance, I will definitely be able to pass the draft and become a concubine."

Chen Qiqi, "So confident?"

Zhou Jun nodded, "It doesn't take much knowledge to be a concubine, as long as she is beautiful."

makes sense.

Zhou Jun's appearance is still very good. Although he is not as beautiful as the cover of "Jianghu Weekly", he is still a top-notch presence in the crowd.

Chen Qiqi was worried about other things, "But don't you not like men?"

Zhou Jun likes beautiful girls. He has liked them since he was a child, and it hasn't changed over the years.

After becoming the emperor's concubine, in order to ensure success, Zhou Jun had to get acquainted with the emperor for a period of time, and only after the emperor let down his guard could he eunuch the emperor.

The process of getting acquainted with the emperor is definitely not just chatting under the quilt, Zhou Jun definitely needs to sleep with him, Chen Qiqi is afraid that Zhou Jun will not be able to accept a person who likes a beautiful girl to sleep with a man.

Zhou Jun sighed, "There is no other way, I can only bear it."

Chen Qiqi felt sorry for Zhou Jun, and she said to Zhou Jun, "If you really sleep in, don't be too sad, just treat it as being bitten by a dog."

Zhou Jun hadn't been melancholy for a long time, when the cloudy weather suddenly turned clear, she grabbed Chen Qiqi's hand, and said in a slightly excited tone: "It's not all bad to enter the palace and become a concubine."

Chen Qiqi was curious, "What do you mean?"

Zhou Jun said to Chen Qiqi: "If you can become a concubine, you must have outstanding looks."

Chen Qiqi, "That's natural."

Zhou Jun continued: "The emperor's wives, big and small, must be rare beauties in the world. If I become a concubine and live in the harem, wouldn't I be surrounded by beauties every day?"

"You are really vicious." Chen Qiqi felt that the unlucky emperor deserved more sympathy than Zhou Jun, "You said that you not only wanted to castrate the emperor, but also tried to seduce the emperor's wives, did the emperor dig your ancestral grave in his previous life? You abused him so much."

When Zhou Jun was scolded like this, he suddenly felt guilty, "It's a bit too much, so how about it, I won't seduce more, just one."

Chen Qiqi was a little skeptical, "Really?"

Zhou Jun raised a finger, smiled and said to Chen Qiqi: "Yes, the most beautiful one."

Chen Qiqi glared at Zhou Jun, not wanting to say a word to that scumbag.

Before Zhou Jun set off, there was one more thing to do, she was going to say goodbye to Mr. Kunlun.