Feng Shui Master's Book[GL]

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Fei Yiwu watched with relish: "Not afraid, not afraid."

Knowing that the fight was to introduce the office, Xiaoxiong slapped his thigh: "I just sorted out a document last night, do you want to read it?"

Hearing what Xiaoxiong said, Grandpa Shuangxi and Grandma Hongying suddenly shook hands and made peace, and they moved together to push Xiaoxiong away and said enthusiastically, "Let's introduce you."

Then, with a wave of Grandpa Shuangxi's arm, the chicken hairs all over the yard disappeared suddenly.

Amidst the peace, the old lady talked about everyday life.

"Probably at the time of the transition between the Song Dynasty and the Song Dynasty, a very great fairy created a world for monsters and gods because she couldn't understand monsters being bullied by others. It is said that she was actually the last one to eat flat peaches. The one who became a fairy—the little fairy—suggested to do so.”

As soon as the old lady came up, Fei Yiwu's eyes flew like stars: "Immortal?"

"Of course." The old man interjected, and was slapped on the head by the old lady, "The two Song dynasties are generally recognized as the era of decline. Before the Song Dynasty, there were more gods than there were people in a county town. After the Song Dynasty, there are only a handful of gods who have attained enlightenment. The monsters also gradually withdrew from the human world and moved to the new world from then on."

"As long as the monsters born in the world have verified their qualifications, they can enter that world, or automatically obtain blindfolds, and then live freely, without worrying about being chased and killed by human Fengshui masters, exorcists, demon hunters, Taoist monks and priests."

"However, there is a time lag between becoming a demon and verifying qualifications, and mistakes are inevitable. Therefore, the gods who proposed to create another world voluntarily stayed in the world and formed an organization, which is the predecessor of our office."

Fei Yiwu was at a loss as to what the old man said.Xiao Hei got out of her bag unexpectedly, and screamed: "This is how Yingzhou Mountain came here!"

"..."

Fei Yiwu felt sorry for his IQ for three seconds.

Xiao Hei thoughtfully said, "Don't worry about fifteen, I'll go back and explain it to you."

"Yeah, little comrade and anchovy." The old man has sharp eyes, pacing up and stroking Xiao Hei's wings, "I think you're quite obedient, kid, and I'll give you a piece of advice."

Xiao Hei: "What?"

"Because this little fairy was transformed from eating peaches, he looks so tender and tender that he is easy to bully. So some old guys who rely on their old age and fledgling little ghosts have nothing to do to tease others."

"However, there is a fierce doctor behind her. A few years ago, I heard that anyone who teased the little fairy was drugged by that doctor. No matter how powerful the monster is, it cannot escape the nightmare of diarrhea."

Fei Yiwu finally had a chance to ask: "Can monsters also have diarrhea?"

"No, so the monster with diarrhea is miserable and embarrassing." Grandpa Shuangxi looked at Xiao Hei meaningfully, "Be careful."

Xiaohei trembled: "I'm so obedient and cute, I definitely won't have diarrhea."

The old lady looked at Fei Yiwu, grinning and showing her sharp white teeth: "It will be even worse if you provoke a Feng Shui master like you, and you will be directly expelled from the Feng Shui world."

……

Fei Yiwu calmed down, forced a smile and said, "Immortals are immortals, we don't get to meet them very often, so it should be fine. Thank you two old people."

"Hey, little comrade, don't talk too much." The old lady smiled ambiguously, "Maybe you have already seen it, but you don't know it."

Fei Yiwu: "????"

"As you can see, we don't have a lot of staff in the office, so this little fairy will occasionally run errands to deliver letters or something. You have a lot of chances to see her."

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☆, 028: Water floods Jinshan

"Originally, the demon world and the human world are coffee in two coffee cups. Although the smell is inextricably linked, you will find that they are not the same thing when you really taste it."

Xiao Hei stood on the treasure rack, looking down at Fei Yiwu from a height, as if pointing the country.

Liu Guang is grinding new coffee beans at the workbench.Since confirming that she is also a fellow, Fei Yiwu has come to the cafe more openly to discuss various issues.

Of course, treating Xiaozao as a second home has a lot to do with roommate Wei Wei——

Some time ago, Wei Wei, who was away from home all day long, was completely free recently. She learned about Fei Yiwu's basic situation by insinuating, knew that she was worried about living expenses, and offered to help her broaden her channels.

The so-called channels, in addition to opening Feng Shui master marketing accounts on major social platforms, she also enthusiastically contacted her clients.Fei Yiwu originally wanted to lay down the foundation honestly and review his notes.But Wei Wei knocked on the door from time to time, asking her to extract some esoteric content and post it on the platform, and then turned on the video call to ask her to answer customers' questions.

One of the customers casually boasted, "This little gentleman is very cute", which immediately hit Weiwei's princess heart. She seemed to be reluctant to give up her love, but she took out her cassock and made various designs for Fei Yiwu. And posted on the Internet, dubbed the name of Luoli Feng Shui Master.

Fortunately, the account password was set up by Fei Yiwu herself, and she quickly deleted all the photos on the way to the cafe with an excuse.

She is a Feng Shui master, not a debut artist.

"Can't stand Wei Wei?" When he arrived at the cafe, Liu Guang saw her bitter melon-like expression, and guessed the reason right after a few sentences.

Fei Yiwu heaved a long sigh.

Xiao Hei interrupted without losing the opportunity: "Wei Wei is definitely the big devil!"

Boss Yue will of course use the "seal technique" and other black hands, but fortunately, he still has fifteen backing.And Yue Boss has a bottom line, as long as he doesn't touch that almost invisible line, he is quite amiable.

Wei Wei is completely different.

The exorcist probably communicates with people a lot, and has a lot of crooked ideas and bad ideas of human beings.

"Do you know? The fruit she gave me last time was washed with clean water."

"Isn't it good to wash with clean water? Do you want to wash with sewage?"

Fei Yiwu's natural interpretation of the literal meaning caused Xiao Hei's merciless ridicule.

In the exorcist profession, both the East and the West have many of the same props.Because monsters such as demons mainly come from human evil thoughts, there is one thing that is indispensable-the West calls it "holy water", while the East takes the name of the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's clean bottle, and it is called "clean water" by convention.

After being tempered, the purified water can be used as a perfect tonic soup for monsters and ghosts, but the purified water in Weiwei's hands that is specially used to exorcise demons is no different from poisonous water.

"Although it won't be as exaggerated as diarrhea, I will have a fever and have to stay in the water all the time."

Having said that, Fei Yiwu remembered that after Xiao Hei moved from Wei Wei, it seemed that he often didn't see Yu Ying for a while.

"You should tell me."

"You don't come home at night!"

"Then I'm busy with things, office exams or something."

After talking, the topic finally returned to the office.

"By the way, Xiao Hei hasn't explained to me what's going on?"

After returning from the exam that day, he was so shocked that "I was saved by a god", Fei Yiwu forgot about the office.The information Xiaoxiong gave her was also very general.

Just as Liu Guang was making coffee, Xiao Hei used coffee as an example.

Regarding Xiao Hei's incomprehensible example, Fei Yiwu honestly expressed: "I don't understand."

"Let me explain." Liu Guang came over with a measuring cup filled with 300ml coffee.

"The new world is of the same origin as the human world." Liu Guang shook the measuring cup in his hand, and began to pour coffee into the first cup. "For example, human beings, gods, ghosts and monsters are all coffee in this measuring cup. One point After becoming two, it becomes two worlds coming out of the same root."

When the coffee was one third away from the rim of the cup, Liu Guang stopped and took a sip himself.

"It's a bit thick."

Then she poured the remaining coffee from the measuring cup into another cup, added about 10ml of hot water, mixed it well with a small spoon, and said to Fei Yiwu, "Taste it."

"The best temperature for soaking mixed beans is 70-75°, plus room temperature neutralization, the current temperature should be around 65°, be careful not to burn it."