Homophobic female rebirth after breaking the bend [GL]

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Taozi who eats flowers: [Baby, what's wrong with you? 】

Xiao Lian (missing your durian flavor): [Wow t^t, someone blackmailed me of my money. 】

Taozi who eats flowers: [How do you want to come back? 】

Xiao Lian (missing your durian flavor): [His name is Hu Zhi, and he is sister-in-law's cousin.But after the identification of this durian, it is definitely not a good boy.So he will definitely eat, drink, prostitute, gamble and smoke, you help me get the money back. 】

Taozi who eats flowers: [...so poisonous, I used to be a righteous detective anyway]

Xiao Lian (missing your durian flavor): [Why did I become poisoned, I just asked you to help me get the money back.It was originally my money, and he beat me during my illness. Although I beat him, it was self-defense. 】

Taozi who eats flowers: [Is there any evidence? 】

Xiao Lian happily sent the video over: [Yes, yes, I installed a camera at Ah Xun's house yesterday. 】

Taozi who eats flowers: [I'm not afraid that a madman will beat you, but I'm afraid that a madman will rape you.Too poisonous, you]

Taozi who eats flowers: [Is this possible?If I find out in the future, I'm afraid it will be difficult for Ms. Gu to explain it]

Xiao Lian (missing your durian flavor): [I don't know, it was Ah Xun who asked me to fix them.Also let me be polite. 】

Taozi who eats flowers: [Oh, go to sleep.I'll get this done. 】

Mr. Ye, the 'mastermind' of this incident, saw off the last guest at this moment, and finally arrived at the off-duty time stipulated by the crew.

After a busy day, I can finally rest at night.But the production crew frantically pulled the guests out and held a symposium together.

Everyone gathers in a room, draws lots to select an ice cube man, and then other people take turns to make the ice cube man laugh in various ways. The crew will provide food for the whole day tomorrow to the person who successfully makes the ice cube man laugh.If no one can succeed, then it will be judged that the ice cube man wins, and the ice cube man will get the food provided by the crew.

"Does everyone understand the above rules?" The assistant director looked at the guests with a smile. Their programs have become more and more formatted after a long period of non-innovation. It seems to the outside world that reality shows are no longer innovative. It looks good, but they all know that this reality show has started to go downhill.

Originally planning to finish filming this issue, they switched to filming.As a result, I didn't expect that all the guests in this episode could bring something to watch, and any one of them will be full of topicality.

The domineering queen of entertainment gossip is actually a cute and cheerful little girl.

Chen Guanjun, who has fascinated countless e-sports players, is actually an idiot in life.Following the pregnant woman to buy miscarriage-preventing ingredients for lunch, Mr. Ye disliked him.

Newly-promoted Xiaohuadan Gu Su'an is a road idiot. She walked around the same street four times but couldn't find her way out.

The "dominant president" in the minds of thousands of people is actually in the hall and in the kitchen, and can make money even if he goes out for a walk.Zero risk and zero investment, high return.

The legendary professional cold villain is actually very gentle, and he treats people with courtesy and popularity so unexpectedly.Although many people wore masks to participate in the reality show, absolutely no one could pretend to this degree. It can be seen that Lin Qian is either really a gentle person, or her acting skills are beyond the mark.

The boxing king and actor was so cute and dumb that he was tricked by Mr. Ye to sell apples, and then he followed Mr. Ye wholeheartedly to 'mix'. It is estimated that all the fans of the actor should faint in the toilet.

Ji Yu, who is not very optimistic in the industry, originally thought that she would have such a bad temper that no one could bear, but unexpectedly, she was just occasionally arrogant. Today's performance in the kindergarten is even more eye-catching. His patience with children, let go The star halo accompanies the children to play together.Jiyu can probably refresh the three views of one voter.

In the end, the male model who was packaged very well by the company was reduced to a background board in this show, and the high-cold persona did not attract fans at all.

Everyone watching the reality show is just for fun, Xiao Ziyin's company made a wrong plan on this point.If the guests are not funny, they are not weird. In addition to the decline in popularity of the program group without special features, it is also a fatal shortcoming for the guests themselves.

While the assistant director was in a trance, the ice cube man had already been selected by lottery.

Everyone looked at Chen Zixin, the champion looked very friendly, so he should be very funny.

half an hour later—

Jiang Yurou stepped forward and rubbed Chen Zixin's cheeks: "Ahh! Idiot, why are you so paralyzed today? Just smile."

"I'm exhausted. Don't waste your energy in vain. Chen Guanjun is really an ice cube man today." Ji Yu just told four or five jokes but failed to make people laugh, and then he made funny faces, Chen Zixin just glanced at it lightly, but nothing changed.

Gu Su'an also stepped forward to try, but Chen Zixin couldn't smile with a cold face.

"Whoa, stop playing, stop playing, Idiot Chen is too good. I admit defeat, drink a drink and rest." Jiang Yurou walked to the side and drank the drink while pointing the drink at the camera, and quietly advertised .

Gu Suan sat by the side in a dejected manner. Ye Shixun rarely saw Gu Suan like this, so he couldn't help but chuckle.

Ye Shixun was next to Gu Suan, and whispered to Gu Suan, "Do you want to win?"

"Of course I want to, but she just doesn't laugh. I have demonstrated eighteen martial arts skills, what else can I do now?" Gu Su'an stopped suddenly in the middle of his words, and looked at Ye Shixun in a daze: "Do you have a way? ?”

Ye Shixun nodded slightly, and whispered in Gu Suan's ear.

"Can it work?" Gu Su'an asked suspiciously.

Ye Shixun nodded affirmatively: "Sure."

But at this moment, the director saw everyone's lack of interest, and seemed to have no intention of making fun of Chen Zixin.The director decided to spend a lot of money: "Attention all guests, because this challenge is too difficult, we decided to increase the rewards. Tonight's winners can choose their own tasks to complete tomorrow, and the crew will provide tomorrow's food."

"Huh? Increased rewards." Jiang Yurou rushed towards Chen Zixin with bright eyes, and ravaged Chen Zixin's face while telling jokes: "Chen idiot, hurry up and laugh. Laugh at the sister who eats meat tomorrow." Give you half of the time."

Ji Yu and Lin Qian looked at each other with a smile, and walked towards Chen Zixin.

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Tomorrow is Jiyou's birthday. We once said that we would keep writing until we could no longer touch the keyboard.Tomorrow is my first birthday with her since I met her, so I will be typing all day.I don't know how much I can write, but I don't keep manuscripts for today and tomorrow, I write from ten in the morning to ten in the evening, and post as much as I write.

Happy birthday to you in advance!I hope to continue writing with you in the future.

The promises I made when I was young don't mean anything, maybe in the near future, I will be slapped in the face by the above sentence.But the heart at this moment is very sincere, so let's keep writing like this.I will try my best not to slap myself in the face, let's work hard together!

Happy birthday stupid fish...

☆, Pretending to be a couple

No matter how weird everyone is, Chen Zixin still has a paralyzed face.Jiang Yurou was so angry that she continued to lick her face, Lin Qian and Zhao Wu were discussing strange jokes.

Xiao Ziyin walked over after holding back for a long time, and finally told a cold joke: "One day, there was a child who kept walking, and came to a place where there were so many ghosts."

"..."

After the silence, Chen Zixin raised his head and looked at Xiao Ziyin expressionlessly: "Where did that child go? What happened afterwards? Are all the ghosts dead?"

Xiao Ziyin's cold joke did not make everyone laugh, but Chen Zixin's question made everyone laugh, including Xiao Ziyin who was embarrassed.

Seeing that everyone couldn't make Chen Zixin laugh, Gu Su'an couldn't help wondering whether what Ye Shixun said could make the ice cube man laugh successfully.

When Chen Zixin saw Gu Suan approaching, she became nervous.I always feel that Gu Su'an looks at her with malicious intentions.Sure enough, Gu Su'an whispered something in Chen Zixin's ear, and after three seconds of "petrochemical" Chen Zixin burst into laughter.

"Boss, it must be you who said it. Ahaha, I laughed so hard. This matter can't be tolerated, boss...you are too cruel." Chen Zixin wiped away the tears from laughing, looked at Ye Shixun beside him, Ye Shixun Shi Xun shrugged his shoulders like 'I don't know anything'.