Emei Mountain that Yu

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"The Tiaoyu of Mount Emei" Author: Breeze Writes the Moon

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The lilies are in full bloom on Mount Emei, and the little Taoist nun Mu Yu has carried the old lady's spear.First go to the princess sick junior sister, and then hit the tired eldest lady.

Miss Xie held the "Complete Works of Classic Martial Arts" and praised: "Grandpa Jin Yong sincerely does not deceive me, the people in the Jianghu are really romantic."

Mu Yu, who was about to do laundry, passed by and asked, "Xie Jin'an, where did you throw away your underwear last night?"

"Didn't you help me take it off?"

"Emm, can I drive just after the brief introduction?"

"My river is wet and full of spring waves, and my slender hands are endless."

"Please brake quickly."

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Chapter 1 Chapter 1

One side of water and soil supports one side of people, and the Emei faction, like Mount Emei, has always been in a nondescript position.The Three Mountains and Five Sacred Mountains are less than Emei Mountain, and the martial arts supreme has never belonged to the Emei School.

"The 174th session of the Emei faction's discussion on killing the 'Shaolin Bald Donkey Circus' is now underway." Mrs. Cotton, who was in charge of this meeting's minutes, bit her fingernails to express her attitude.

With a "snap", a pile of papers slammed into the embrace of the round table, shaking it again and again.

"Senior sister, what is this pile of paper?"

"First Sister, call me First Sister, Emei First Sister." The one who spoke was the current head of the Emei Sect, Master Vacuum.At this moment, she was heartbroken and bitter, and said: "This is the questionnaire I sent someone to collect. Brothers and sisters, Emei's situation is really getting worse."

Ouch, this paper is of good quality, it was not crushed by the master, and I will buy this brand of paper next time.Mrs. Cotton wrote down the first stroke leisurely in the minutes of the meeting.

Er'e Shan was in charge, Monk Zhenchu ​​winked and sent a wave to everyone present.Senior sister got angry again at this martial arts alliance, brothers and sisters be careful today.receive!Everyone nodded.

"Come and take a look." The first sister Emei urged.In an instant, a group of masters and monks dressed in different styles surrounded the questionnaire on the table one after another like butterflies, looking carefully at it.

"When you mention the Emei School, what is the first thing you think of?" This is the title of the questionnaire.

"Ah, good question." Master Zhenmei, the head of San'e Mountain, said in admiration.She has become famous, and she is the stupidest in Emei's real generation.

How stupid.Monk Zhense, the second in command of San'e Mountain, rolled his eyes, regretting how he could have married such a wife.

Nonsense, if you are not stupid, you will still fall in love with you?You are a lost flower.The first sister saw this scene in her eyes, she despised the stupidity of the real beauty, and even more hated the real color of the world.Monk Zhense was different from other Zhenzi generations who grew up in Mount Emei. He fled to Mount Emei after he became an adult. As for this legendary story, his apprentice will tell it later.

Yes, these days, monks can also get married.Of course, there are still some stubborn old-school elements in the martial arts world, with Yijie as a typical example.

"Hey, garbage sect? What's the matter with this option? There are still 15% of people choosing!"

The dissatisfaction of Mrs. Zhen Chou, the head of Si'e Mountain, drew people's attention back to the questionnaire.

"When you mention the Emei School, what is the first thing that comes to your mind?"

1. Zhou Zhiruo 81.8% choose

2. Juejue Shitai 77% choose

3. 70.1% of nunneries choose

4. 55% of Iron Maidens in Manshan choose

5. Guo Xiang 34.6%

6. Garbage school 15.17%

7. The female version of Shaolin Temple 7.31%

Seeing that the public has so many misunderstandings about the Emei School, the masters and masters who are used to laughing and joking are also a little angry.

"Nun's nunnery? What are the more than 7000 mountain-guarding monks in that sect? Invincible Iron Man?" Monk Zhenzhuang, the martial arts instructor of Mount Emei and the security director of the scenic spot, as a straight male model of the Emei School, felt insulted.The Emei School actually has males and females, it is not a nunnery that is misunderstood by the public, but the point is not this...

Uncle Zhuang, how do you know iron t, a technical term for this lily circle?Little Mian Mian was extremely curious, and wrote a note in the meeting minutes: After the meeting, I want to have a long talk with Mr. Zhenzhuang.

"Why is Guo Xiang, an uncle, able to be on the list? My master Situ Xuankong doesn't even have a hair." It's really rough.You must know that the real Emei School was created by the Patriarch of the White Ape, Situ Xuankong, who is my ancestor.If you go to Jin Yong, you can't even go to Guo Xiang!The really thick ID card reads: Situ Chuchu.

"Iron maiden? Damn it! I was deceived back then too! I didn't know until I went up the mountain that anyone who is beautiful has someone to own!" The point of true color is always so vulgar, but of course the result is the same as usual.

With a sound of "咻~", the first sister took action to teach her a lesson.

"Rolling and rolling----" Monk Zhense rolled forward and back and collapsed beside the threshold.

Should!All the big bosses of the true generation of Emei were beaten up for the true color, and they all praised it.

"I'm sorry for my help with the education." Master Zhenmei's eyes were shining with gold.Wow, the first sister is so handsome!Since she was a child, she has been a little sister of the first sister.

"Cough, cough, cough----" The real-colored monk who was not completely dead coughed dryly, and sighed secretly: This is the power of the iron maiden.

At this time, the climax of the meeting is coming.

A handsome uncle in Taoist robes got out from the corner, took out a bottle of medicine and threw it in front of Zhense, and said concernedly: "Take it, let your wife rub it for you at night."

"Thank you...Yun...Xiao...Daozhang." Zhense thanked with difficulty speaking.

"Brother Yi, call me Daoist Master Yi." Yun Xiao corrected.Oh, my dear, this priest is going to sing against the first sister.

No, the first sister immediately frowned when she heard the words, gearing up, she cast a poisonous light on the real-colored monk, expressing: You dare to shout and try.

Big sister, I want to die!Zhense tremblingly pushed the medicine bottle forward a few minutes, and refused: "Daoist, this medicine...I...can't afford it."

Coward!Yun Xiao made a cut, bent down to pick up the medicine bottle, and said to himself: "Originally, I wanted to crush the medicine bottle handsomely, leave a sentence of 'garbage', and then walk away. If Xiao Yu'er finds out, I will Waste of medicinal materials. I'm afraid this medicine will be used on myself."

He walked towards the door while talking, and when he was still a step away from the threshold, the first sister of Emei spoke.

"Yunxiao, stop!"

"Miss, what's the matter?"

"The meeting is not over yet, and nothing has been discussed, where are you going?"

"What about your Emei sect has nothing to do with my sect?"

"Then what are you still doing in Mount Emei? Go back to your Qingcheng Mountain to practice."

"It's ridiculous! Emei is one of the 36 paradises of my Taoism. You can control where I practice?"

"You are right, Mount Emei is under my control now."

"That's the front mountain of Emei, but the Futian spirit land on the back mountain doesn't say who it belongs to."

"Then go back to the back mountain!"

"There's no electricity, no wifi, you're ruthless!"

"You, a cultivator, want these? Don't you like running around and embracing the world?"

"You're an outsider, you still chased an idol boy group a few days ago, it's quite exciting."

"Who told you that!"

"Xiao Yu'er." Yun Xiao answered plausibly.

damn it!The first sister blushed with embarrassment, thinking of Mu Yu's constant promise: "Don't worry, master first sister, I won't let others know that I bought this photo for you." Unfilial!The first sister was burning with embarrassment and was going to settle accounts with Mu Yu!

"I didn't expect you to be obsessed with little fresh meat while you're usually so sanctimonious." Yun Xiao taunted triumphantly.