This is not the fairyland I want

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[gl Baihe] "This is not the fairyland I want" Author: Jiangnan soul girl [End]

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Danxian Lanzhu was reincarnated and recultivated. After returning to the fairy world, she was dumbfounded.

Can the human race and the monster race live together? Can the Buddha and immortal beg for love all over the world?

Lanzhu: [in deep thought] Am I crazy or is this fairy world crazy?

Miss Jianxian who has been sleeping for thousands of years: ...I will go back and sleep again.

But it doesn't matter, this kind of fairy world is just suitable for her to show her talents.

Lan Zhu: This fairy friend, do you know about the newly released Acacia Dew?

Passing Buddha Immortal: ...Two bottles!

The old antique sword fairy whose three views have been severely impacted:...

The heroine Danxian who loves money like her life x the sullen and glamorous sword fairy boss

Content tags: qiángqiáng fairy tale cultivation sweet essay

Search keywords: Protagonist: Lan Zhu┃ Supporting role: Sword Immortal Ming Yan ┃ Others: Comprehension

Chapter 1 Chapter 1

The Lingfeng Realm is one of the three thousand worlds under the Immortal Realm. The concentration of spiritual energy is not bad, and it is a good place to cultivate immortals.

The only problem is that the flow rate of time in this place is very different from that in the fairy world, one year in the spirit wind world and ten years in the fairy world.Therefore, immortals generally don't like to go to the spirit world to play. They play for hundreds of years, and it takes thousands of years to come back, so it is easy to lose touch with the fairy world.

However, not all immortals knew about this, such as the unlucky Lanzhu fairy.

As a well-known elixir in the fairy world, Lanzhu's elixir was once very popular.It's a pity that Fairy Lanzhu took the wrong medicine and destroyed the fairy bones in her body. She had to reincarnate and rebuild, and waited for a thousand years to return to the fairy world.

Immortals are given preferential treatment when reincarnated and recultivated. They can choose a world with a good body and a high concentration of aura, and they will be able to ascend again after a thousand years without any accidents.

Lanzhu deliberately picked a better-looking body for herself, then jumped into the reincarnation pool, and waited for her ascension.However, when she returns to the fairy world after a thousand years, 1 years have passed in the fairy world...

Lanzhu sat in his seat expressionlessly, staring at the lush fairyland plants outside the window, in a daze.

It has been more than ten days since she returned to the fairy world, and she has accepted the fact that she has been out of touch with the fairy world for 1 years.At the same time, he also accepted the fact that today's fairy world has become more and more unreasonable.

These days, she is learning "common knowledge of the fairy world" in the fairy academy established by the fairy world for the newly ascended little fairy.For example, how to use the extra refining items in the fairy world, what are the fairy rules in the fairy world, and so on, which are very different from ten thousand years ago. Even a reincarnated immortal like Lanzhu must start learning again.

But these are trivial matters, the key lies in the current customs of the fairy world, which is really incomprehensible.

For example, at this moment, there are not only fairy flowers and fairy trees outside the window, but also a group of bald men in monk robes begging for love.

"Fairy Ranfeng, the little monk's family has ten thousand acres of fairyland and millions of deposits. The little monk has a little friendship with the immortal and the immortal king, so he can match you up. I don't know if Fairy Ranfeng would like to consider the little monk and become his Taoist companion?"

See it.

Lanzhu rolled her eyes towards the sky, now the bald donkey is crazy about his wife, and I don't know why the Buddhist sect of cleanliness suddenly became popular.If you wait for those Buddha immortals and ask them, how can monks beg for wives, they will tell you righteously that they are all Buddha immortals under the sect of Huanxi Buddhism.

----Fart! All the buddhas in the entire fairy world are under the Huanxi Buddhist sect? Do not accept a single apprentice from other Buddhas and Bodhisattvas?

There is only a quarter of an hour between classes, and the monks are not willing to let it go, each staring at their own goals and showing gallantry.Because they are not students at school, they are seniors who have graduated, so although they can enter the academy, they are not allowed to enter the classroom to disturb other people's study. They can only guard outside the window and door one by one, waiting for others to come out by themselves.

You ask them why they insist on coming to the academy to find love? Lanzhu showed a smile that wanted to hit someone, because the little Mengxin in the academy is so easy to deceive!

God knows why after 1 years have passed, the lower realm, which was originally thin in aura, has become the Holy Land of Ascension again.Except for the spirit wind world where Lan Zhu is in, the other cultivation worlds are the same as in ancient times. As long as a qualified monk has a good heart, he can soar through sleep.It directly leads to the fact that today's fairyland is full of "silly, white and sweet" newcomers, all of whom are extremely innocent.

Of course, this is compared with those monks who were killed ten thousand years ago.In fact, these little newcomers are not that stupid, they are just more "greenhouse flowers".

"What happened?" In Lanzhu's sea of ​​consciousness, the sword fairy who fell asleep again finally woke up.

This sword fairy was met by Lan Zhu in the secret realm of the Spirit Wind Realm. At first, he was a sleeping fairy soul, but was awakened by Lan Zhu accidentally.

According to the big brother himself, she originally meditated in her mansion to study the way of swordsmanship, but she might have gotten tired of studying it later, and fell asleep at some point.This sleep lasted for 10 years, and he didn't even know when his immortal soul left his body and came to the lower realm.If Lanzhu hadn't been asked how many years it was in the fairy world, she wouldn't have known that 10 years had passed.

Of course, the Sword Immortal doesn't know the time flow rate of this crap in the Spirit Wind Realm.So instead of sleeping for 10 years, she slept for 11 years.

During these years in the lower realm, Lanzhu had no memory of her previous life at the beginning, so she suffered a lot.She didn't continue to be bullied until she met Jianxian, who unlocked the memory seal for her.

Accompanied by Sword Immortal these years, the two have long become friends.Although, this so-called companionship is that the sword fairy stays in her sea of ​​consciousness, sleeping for 100 out of 99 years, and meditating for the rest of the year to understand the sword formula that Lanzhu found for her, the two of them rarely have time to communicate .

A few days ago, after Lanzhu ascended, the sword fairy's fairy soul automatically absorbed the nearby fairy power to make up for the loss.In order to improve efficiency, she entered a deep sleep state, so she woke up only now.

When Lanzhu thought that the sword fairy had been out of touch with the fairy world longer than her, she couldn't help but sympathize with her.Even she can't accept the current fairyland, let alone this old antique who lived more than [-] years ago.

It is said that in the ancient times 10 years ago, monks could ascend while sleeping.The immortals in the fairy world uphold the life state of gentlemen's friendship as light as water, walking, sitting and lying down are very fairy-like, and they are either comprehending the Dao or studying fairy arts on weekdays.Where is it like now, indulging in pleasure, Buddhist cultivators have found a Taoist companion!

Lanzhu looked lovingly at the fairy soul who appeared beside him, and told him what he had seen and heard these days.Seeing the other party's bewildered look, he felt better for no reason.

After all, she wasn't the only one who was struck by thunder.

"Those... are Buddha immortals?" Jianxian turned his head and looked out of the window, his stern face became more and more frosty.

In fact, this glamorous and charming sword fairy lady is not indifferent, she is just not good at words, and she has an iceberg beauty face.Especially when you are ignorant, the more ignorant you look, the colder you look, which is quite interesting.

At this moment, the class bell rang, and the Buddhas could only reluctantly leave, waiting for the next recess.

And that Fairy Ranfeng has already accepted the courtship of the previous Buddhist fairy senior.The reason is also easy to guess:

First of all, these little rookies who have just ascended to the sky are poor and have no money. If they can follow a rich man with millions of deposits, they can save 1000 years of struggle; .

The immortal lawsuit is equivalent to the official department in the human court, responsible for the appointment and removal of officials.Even in the Immortal World, the Immortal Official is a well-fed job, with a high salary and a small workload, and is very stable.Ordinary people who want to be immortal officials have to take the "immortal official exam" first, and then they can be assigned positions after passing the exam. It is said that the exam is very difficult.

After listening to Lanzhu's explanation, Sword Immortal felt that he might have been sleepy, and if he went back to sleep again, the fairy world would return to normal, right?

She swished back into Lanzhu's sea of ​​consciousness, closed her eyes and lay down.

Lan Zhu: "..."

The sword fairy came and went in a hurry without attracting anyone's attention.As the oldest generation of immortals in the immortal world, her strength is almost at the peak, which is beyond the reach of these ordinary immortals.