Rango (GL reborn)

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"Hey, feudal superstition kills people." Lange sighed.

Mother Lan slapped Lange on the head, "What are you talking about?"

Lango took a slap and didn't care, "Mom, if you knew I was a girl when you were pregnant with me, would you have knocked me out too?"

In her previous life, when Lan Mu was angry, she also said that if she had known that she would have given birth to a homosexual, it would be better not to give birth, or if she gave birth, she would throw it into the river.

"What nonsense, when I was pregnant with you, I didn't even have the money to go to the city to take a B-ultrasound. I don't know if you are a monkey or a weirdo."

"Then if you know, will you kill me?" Lango asked very hurt.

"Now there are regulations in the country, you can't look at the sex of the fetus, it's to prevent abortion, and we don't have money to give gifts to doctors, otherwise your aunt's family wouldn't have three births before Gao Yan. Hey, every family with children, You don’t understand what I’m telling you. But if you don’t show filial piety to my mother in the future, she won’t want you.” Mother Lan said viciously.

Lango said speechlessly: "Mom, I'm no longer a child of four or five years old."

It means, I am going to study soon, you are teasing me.

Mama Lan laughed.His daughter's serious appearance is really too bullying.

At this moment, Lan Yan came in, "Sister, Brother Xiaoyan, here we come. Let's go out and play."

Lango suddenly felt his head was very big, "Mom, can we still discuss the matter of having a younger brother?"

The answer is no, Lan's mother is going to cook, and Lango will be distracted when talking to her, so Lango is ruthlessly driven out.

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Ran Ge looked at the little devil who was half a head lower than himself in front of him, and suddenly felt powerless. The relationship between this cousin and himself is still okay, because he was in the same school when he was in high school. In the beginning, the wolves were in a panic, like wild horses running wild, making appointments to go to the Internet cafe for the night together, and going to the video game city together, and one of them helped the other to hide.He has revolutionary sentiments, but Gao Yan was really a full-fledged brat when he was a child, the kind that people hate.Ran Ge is still just a little kid now, if he fights, he will definitely be the one who suffers.The two played together and fought many times when they were young, but because they were children, they didn't hold grudges, and the next second they went hand in hand and got into mud together.

"Brother Gao Yan, what are we playing?" Lan Tao asked while holding his younger brother Lan Huo with one hand, and nibbled on an apple with the other.

Without thinking about it, I knew it was given by my grandma again. Lange sighed, and my sister will do big things in the future.Can't bend down for an apple.

"I want to have a family, and this time I will be the mother." Lan Yan suggested.Lan Yan never tires of playing house-playing games.

"What's so fun about playing house. Let's go to the river to play. I'll teach you how to swim." Gao Yan looked like a king of kids.

"Did you forget that the last time the child of the xx family went to take a bath in the river and was washed directly into the Luoshui cave? I heard that there are tigers and snakes in that cave. After falling into it, you don't have to wait for your parents to catch you, you will be caught The tiger ate it." Lango said sideways.There is a river next to Lango's house. Although the current is not very fast, some children have been washed away. There is a pit at the end of the river. Lango doesn't know how deep it is.The pit is called Luoshuidong by the adults, and adults will lie to children since they were young. There are tigers and snakes in that cave, just to prevent children from playing by the river. Luoshuidong is the shadow of Lange since childhood, even if She is in her 20s, standing by the Luoshui cave, hearing the sound of water flowing in is scary.This will be used to scare these little kids just right.

"It's adults who lie to children. Besides, the water is not deep, so how could they be washed away." Gao Yan was unhappy. He used to say what he said and just played. This sister has become very annoying.

Lange snorted, "Okay, you go, if you lose Lantao Lanhuo, see if my second aunt doesn't hate you to death, then your mother will pay her a son. She will send you When you come to our house, my second aunt asks you to do farm work every day and gives you boiled potatoes. You can only eat one at a time."

Gao Yan was frightened by Lange, didn't he just go to the river to play? He had been there many times before, and he was not washed away at all, okay, "Then, let's pee and play with mud. It should be okay."

Lan Tao and Lan Huo also nodded in agreement.

"Okay, ghost, how old are you, and you still take off your pants and play hooligans, you are a boy, do you know, are you ashamed or not?" After finishing speaking, Lango did not forget to look at Lan Yan beside him, and educated: "Yan Yan , This is men, lower body animals, stay away from them in the future."

Lan Yan nodded with a half understanding.

Gao Yan wants to cry but has no tears. This is something every boy can play. Why did he become a lower-body animal? No, what is a lower-body animal?

"Then, what do you want to play?" In desperation, Gao Yan chose to compromise.His intuition told him that Sister Lango became difficult to provoke this time.

Lange thought about it, sister doesn't want to play with you at all, okay? "Why do we have to waste our time on playing games? Why don't we learn to be a good child, help our parents with housework, and beat backs for grandparents. Brush your chopsticks and wash the dishes, and you will think about your past in the future." Childhood, just mud and mud, don't you think you're wasting your time?"

The four little ones looked at each other for a while, and Lan Tao suddenly said, "Brother, shall we go catch grasshoppers in the field?"

Lange lifted his eyeballs, the night gave me black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes. "You guys play. I'm going back. Don't go to dangerous places."

"My sister is gone, let's go play in the cave on the west side of the mountain."

As the voices of the little ones became farther and farther away, Lango's dignity as a sister was deeply challenged.Forget it, let's go back to sleep.

Chapter 4 The wind said, how do you know I have waves

Lan Ge was woken up by Lan's mother. She rubbed her sleepy eyes and asked, "Mom, what time is it? Do you want to eat?"

"Yeah, it's six o'clock, you little lazy pig, get up and eat quickly, or there will be no meat to eat later."

Lango fumbled for his clothes and began to put them on, and suddenly he groaned, "Mom, my back suddenly hurts, it's a little itchy, can you show me if I've been bitten by a bug?"

"Where?" Mother Lan asked while pulling off Lango's clothes, "Could it be that you don't like to clean the lice?"

Lange knew that his mother was teasing her, with a look on my face that I don't read much, don't lie to me, "The lice saw that I was white and tender, sweet and delicious, so they couldn't help crawling over you and biting me. Not there, to the left, a little further down. It's where my birthmark is."

Lan Ma slapped Lango on the back, "You little troublemaker. How can you have a birthmark?"

No birthmark? Lange froze for a moment. There was always a red birthmark on the back of his left waist.Because it was in the lower back, she also told her about it after she broke up with Li Chu in her previous life.At first she didn't believe it either.Li Chu pointed out that she couldn't see it, and Li Chu even took a picture of her. She remembered laughing and saying that she was a child chosen by the heavens, so she had such a strange birthmark, but now she doesn't have it?

Is it formed the day after tomorrow? Lango can only comfort himself in this way.

She broke away from Lan's mother and began to dress, "By the way, where is my dad? Are you back from playing cards?"

"I've been sitting in the past." After finishing speaking, he smiled sarcastically, "I have been busy all afternoon, and I haven't had a sip of water until now. Your father only goes out to play cards with your uncle and uncle when he comes home from vacation. Your aunt and aunts Even if you are diligent, you don’t need to call, just go over to eat."

Lange's family is relatively feudal and respects rules, so Lange was also taught not to criticize the elders. In the previous life, no matter how much parents complained about their uncles, they would not say too much in front of Lange, let alone It's too much to say, and Lange has always had a headache dealing with these short-term affairs of the parents. At this moment, he can only comfort his mother, "Mom, don't worry, I will study hard in the future and find a good job. You work harder now, think about it later. Well, you see that your daughter is smart and sensible, cute and filial, and you will be blessed in the future."