red makeup court

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She discovered: this Gu Yinge is just a thousand-faced fox, who looks the same in front of the common people, and another in front of Leng Youhuang, but now that he is broken in love, he turns into such a chatterbox!

She really wanted to say: No matter how good a woman is, once she becomes a chatterbox, she is really... very unattractive = =

However, looking at someone's round face with little red envelopes, I really can't bear to be hit.

She stretched out her hand, and couldn't help stroking the little red envelope on Gu Yinge's face: "Why are you bothering? You are in a bad mood, so you have so many bags."

What an infatuated woman.

Xiao Ran thought so.

However, Gu Yinge rolled his eyes: "Mosquito bites."

"Mosquito?" Xiao Ran said dumbly, "It's late autumn and winter is coming, where are the mosquitoes coming from?"

Gu Yinge continued to roll his eyes back: "You ask me, how do I know!"

But after saying this, I suddenly felt that something was wrong, and murmured: "Everything is abnormal, there must be a reason."

"Either man-made, or destiny."

Xiao Ran narrowed his eyes, with a calm but serious face, he answered.

Gu Yinge was stunned, looking at her.

"The Emperor is missing."

a bolt from the blue.

Chapter 22 The Prime Minister Investigated the Case

In autumn and winter, the appearance of that mosquito is naturally "artificial".

So, what exactly is going on that causes mosquitoes to appear in the fall and winter?

Xiao Ran and Gu Yinge checked, only to find out: there has always been a mosquito coil shop open on the street.Although, the season is already inappropriate.

The two looked at each other, nodded at the same time without any hesitation, and walked into the store together.

"You two young masters, are you here to buy mosquito coils?"

The store owner is still attentive.

Xiao Ran smiled lightly: "This season, mosquito coils should be cheaper, right?"

The boss had an expression of a veteran in the business field, and pondered: "Then... how much do you want?"

"It's not much, just what a small army needs, about 1 people."

1 million people?

This is big business!

The boss smiled even more blindly: "If the quantity is large, the price can naturally be negotiated again."

"Then... what about the effect?" Xiao Ran didn't hide it, after all, she couldn't hide her face no matter where she went, "Our newly recruited female army is all girls, when we fight in summer, don't Still being bitten by mosquitoes and unable to sleep."

"Of course not, of course not." The boss accompanied Xiaoxin and continued to smile at your recommendation, "Marshal, don't worry, the mosquito coils produced in our store are guaranteed to let the girls sleep till dawn and win battles every night."

In normal times, the phrase "As soon as you wake up until dawn, you will win every night" is enough for Gu Yinge to create a high-definition picture in his brain.

But at the moment, she obviously doesn't have these thoughts.

Instead, ask directly to the point: "Then how can we believe that what you say is true?"

"Hey! It's easy, just give it a try."

The owner of the mosquito-repellent incense shop is obviously also very keen on making money, so he immediately proposed to test the effect of mosquito-repellent incense, that is, to smoke a room of mosquitoes with mosquito-repellent incense.

However, this time it was Gu Yinge and Xiao Ran who came.

Therefore, every time the boss brings someone to the room to test mosquitoes, there is always someone outside.

……

So, in the end, the boss who accompanied the test was bitten all over his face, wanting to cry without tears.

Xiao Ran secretly suppressed a smile, then gave Gu Yinge a wink.

Gu Yinge understood, and suggested at the right time: "I can't make up my mind by myself, how about Marshal Xiao try it with me? After trying it, we can make up our mind."

But Xiao Ran actually agreed.

The bitter melon face of the store owner finally returned to a smile.

After bringing the two of them into the room, he coughed lightly, and was about to let go when Gu Yinge snorted coldly: "Tell me, where did you hide the emperor?"

"Your Majesty?" The boss sneered, "It turns out that buying mosquito coils is fake, but finding talents is real."

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and tell the emperor." Gu Yinge's patience is particularly bad today.

The boss smiled sinisterly: "Then it depends on whether you have the ability..."

As he spoke, his body moved slightly, just as he was about to attack, he was caught off guard——Xiao Ran pointed his index finger.

Thus, a certain boss became the second person to be punished by Xiao Ran after Gu Yinge today.

What an honor.

However, the boss couldn't be happier: "Well, Xiao Ran, you actually used black! I wasn't ready, so you just punched me like this."

He is really wronged.

"Hmph, Marshal Xiao of your family has a dark belly."

It's rare that Gu Yinge is still interested in black and black Xiao Ran.

Xiao Ran helplessly spread his hands.

"Okay, take me to meet your master."

This time, Xiao Ran couldn't wait.

"What if I don't?"

The boss still wants to be tough.

So Xiao Ran and Gu Yinge both laughed.

As a black-bellied handsome man, there are a thousand ways to make people speak, but the worst of them is to make people speak under the things they made.

for example----

"If you don't say it, then put your acupuncture points here to feed the mosquitoes. Oh, of course, we will remember to put out the mosquito coils when we leave."

Even with the mosquito coils on like now, he still got bitten a lot.

If there is no mosquito coil...

The boss swallowed his saliva at the densely packed mosquitoes flying around the wall.

"Forget it, Xiao Ran, the Marshal is the last person to force others, since this boss is unwilling to say anything, let's go."

"Um."

"Slow... slow down!

Just when the heels of the two were about to cross the threshold, the boss gritted his teeth and stopped them.

"I...I promise you."

"Really?" Gu Yinge couldn't help showing joy, "Take us there now."

"Not now." The boss had a weird expression, "Now, my master is catching up on sleep."

"Catch up on sleep?" Gu Yinge frowned.

"Maybe his master is also falling out of love and didn't sleep well. Ahem."

Xiao Ran couldn't help but say something lightly.

Gu Yinge gave Xiao Ran a hard look.

Then ask the boss: "What kind of sleep does your master make up for?"

"Master works at night, so she usually catches up on sleep during the day."

"Do things at night and sleep during the day?" Gu Yinge pondered for a while, then trembled, "What is your master doing?"

The boss took a deep look at her, and then said in the most ambiguous and fantasy tone; she is... a butcher.

Of course, anyone can tell what kind of meat is being sold?

Chapter 23 The Prime Minister Enters the Brothel

In fact, there is not only one industry that works at night and rests during the day.However, Gu Yinge's first thought must be that one.

She looked at Xiao Ran, Xiao Ran was still silent, but at the moment when the eyes met, Gu Yinge could still tell: the other party thought of that kind = =

However, Gu Yinge thought a little deeper: she wondered if Ranyue was the one who kidnapped the emperor?

After all, Ranyue was once the oiran of the brothel.

And at the second moment when the eyes met, Xiao Ran shook: "I'm sure it's not Ranyue, she was with me in those few days."

"With you?" Gu Yinge narrowed his eyes, "All the time?"

Xiao Ran paused, didn't answer, just spread his hands: "Anyway, it won't be hers. I promise you."

"Okay. I believe that you, as a military general, will not be so careless before recruiting subordinates, and you don't even check the details of the opponent."