red makeup court
Chapter 22
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So, when she got home, she was already in a bad mood.Seeing the wolf borrowing all over the yard again, I was on the verge of emotional collapse: "Master Gu, please explain to me, what is going on?"
Everyone in the Marshal's Mansion knew that this was a sign of the Marshal's anger.But this Gu Yinge is a reckless person. Seeing Xiao Ran's question, he replied coolly: "It's nothing, I just rearranged your yard, don't you think it looks much better?"
Much better looking...
Push down the rockery in the yard, plug up the spring water, and pull out all the flowers and plants that Xiao Ran cherished to feed her favorite cat. The problem is that the cat doesn't want to eat flowers and plants at all, so Gu Yinge grabbed it The force-feeding caused the cat to be stuffed to the brim and hiccup.Seeing Xiao Ran's return, he hurriedly let out a wail, and jumped back into Xiao Ran's arms to act like a spoiled child.
Seeing that the cat hid back into Xiao Ran's arms, Gu Yinge was not happy, and scolded: "Hey, didn't you just bite my finger just now! Now you're pretending to be pitiful again? You know how to pretend to be pitiful, pitiful, pitiful, I hate it the most! Let's compete fairly one-on-one if we have the ability..."
Xiao Ran's brain was aroused by the noise, and he quickly lost the cat and came to hold Gu Yinge's shoulder: "You are my uncle, no, big tits, just tell me what you want, don't torture people anymore No?"
Gu Yinge was taken aback for a moment, then a trace of bewilderment flashed in his eyes, then he was lost, and finally said sadly: "I don't know, what do I want..."
A weak sentence actually reveals unprecedented helplessness and weakness.
Xiao Ran had no choice but to lower his hand.
For a person who has been emotionally hurt, it is useless to say anything, only to wake her up.
It's just that it's not a problem that Prime Minister You hasn't been in court all this time.It's just that Leng Youhuang isn't even worried that something will happen to Gu Yinge?
Of course Leng Youhuang would not be worried.
From meeting Gu Yinge for the first time to bringing her back as a companion all the way, that person has never missed anything.Something happened to her? Well, that's impossible.
Now, there is obviously only one reason, that is, Gu Yinge was not happy after seeing that scene that night.
Although someone is "jealous" for herself and satisfies Leng Youhuang's vanity, but the other party's such arrogance makes her very upset.It's not that I can't stand Tsundere, but I feel that I am the emperor, how can I be "threatened" by my courtiers like this? If I put down my airs today and go to the door to ask for help, I'm afraid that guy will be even more arrogant in the future.
However, the honest adult Lu Zijin she found that day was not good enough, wandering around the capital, but couldn't find a clue.Even, she didn't even find out that her sister-in-law had ever been to the capital!
Leng Youhuang felt a little depressed, and thought, "Could it be that without you, I can't have fun in this country?"
She thinks that she is also an all-rounder in both civil and military affairs, and she is also one of the best in terms of resourcefulness and martial arts (right?).
Instead of lying low and looking down on Gu Yinge with winks, it's better to do it yourself, and let the other party see your own abilities.
Isn't it just to look for the emperor's wife? Anyway, the capital is not big, so there is still time to go out to investigate the case after the day's work.
Besides, that lecherous imperial brother was worried about the safety of his wife, and he was still searching like crazy in the capital, but he didn't return to the palace.Others may not be able to recognize him, it would be better if he went by himself.Ask him about the situation in person, maybe a lot of things will become clear.
She thought so, and if she really said it, she would do it.
Generally speaking, the emperor has a personal eunuch, but because Leng Youhuang is a daughter, she has an instinctive resistance to eunuchs, so she doesn't really like the confidant eunuch. Instead, the agent right minister Gu Yin is always with her. Song.
Now that Gu Yinge is gone, she doesn't want to show weakness, so she might as well dress up by herself and go.
Originally, being an emperor was also a woman disguised as a man, so now it is not troublesome for a woman to dress up as a man and go to the streets. You don’t need to move your chest, and you can just change into the plain clothes of your son-in-law.
As an emperor who has carefully investigated the people's livelihood, she still knows that she needs to bring money when leaving the palace.
So, with some money in hand, I left the palace excitedly.
The market is very lively, with all kinds of people making a living: jugglers, windmill sellers, candied haws sellers, trappers, rouge gouache sellers, handicraft sellers, etc., etc., everything.
Leng Youhuang first went to a shop to buy a fan with the words "Suave and Suave" written on it, and came out after staggering and fanning the wind.Although, it's late autumn.
Then, I got into a rouge and powder shop, secretly bought a box of rouge, and put it in my sleeve.
Continue to go shopping swaggeringly.
Suddenly, I saw a mosquito-repellent incense shop in front of me, felt strange, and went in: "Boss, it is late autumn, but you are selling mosquito-repellent incense, which is a little out of date."
The boss also had a bitter face: "Yes, there are no mosquitoes now, and there is no business at all."
Leng Youhuang smiled, thinking that he should use his emperor's coordinating wisdom to help him: "Boss, in fact, if I were you, I wouldn't be selling mosquito coils all the time. You have to learn to be flexible. Let's just talk about this shop, it's not just a shop. You have to sell one kind of thing all year round. You can sell mosquito coils in summer, and other things in autumn. You can sell what people need most at this stage, so that you can make money. You have to understand, it’s you If you want to find customers to earn their money, it's not that the customers are chasing after you to give you money, so you have to accommodate the customers' minds."
The boss was taken aback when he heard that: "The customer is so smart! Why didn't I think of it!"
No!
Leng Youhuang proudly opened her fan, revealing the words "Suave and Suave", fanning and fanning.
She found that after coming out of the palace, without the title of emperor, the pressure is much less, and the whole person is extremely relaxed and comfortable.Even the cymbals are more free-wheeling.
After hearing Leng Youhuang's idea, the boss thought it was very useful, and he suddenly realized it.Then he felt that Leng Youhuang was his noble person, and offered to thank her.
Leng Youhuang naturally waved his hand and said no, but that person was very enthusiastic.It made her feel that it would be stingy to refuse all the time, so she reluctantly agreed, and repeatedly emphasized that no valuables should be given away.
The boss laughed: "We are a small businessman, and we don't have any valuable things to thank the nobleman. We only have the mosquito coil made by ourselves, and I want to give it to the nobleman."
"Mosquito coil?"
The corner of Leng Youhuang's mouth twitched.
She is an emperor, what is the use of carrying a few boxes of mosquito coils back to the palace?
The boss seemed to have seen through Leng Youhuang's thoughts, and said with a smile: "Don't think that you don't need it now, I tell you, my mosquito coil has been stored for a long time, so take it back now and keep it until next summer, there is no problem of!"
Uh……
But I don't need mosquito coils next summer.There are people in the palace who take care of these things.
Leng Youhuang thought so.
The boss seemed to have seen through Leng Youhuang's thoughts again, and continued to smile: "The nobleman must think that my mosquito-repellent incense is not worth a few dollars, and it is not worth taking it back until next summer. But the little old man can guarantee that this mosquito-repellent incense is absolutely worthless. It is the best mosquito coil in Beijing!"
"Ha ha."
"My lord, you definitely don't believe it. It doesn't matter if you don't believe me, I can try it for you. After you compare it, you will know how good the mosquito coils in our store are. Let me tell you, the mosquito coils sold by others will still have mosquitoes after smoking. , but my mosquito-repellent incense, as long as it is smoked, all mosquitoes will die cleanly, not one will be left! When the time comes, I will guarantee you to sleep till dawn!"
Although the sellers may like to praise their own products, it is indeed the first time for Leng Youhuang, the emperor, to be fooled by the seller, so he is also a little curious: Is there really something special about the mosquito coils in this store?
Moreover, the mosquito coils that she bought every summer in the past were really not very effective. She returned to the room after approving the memorials, and was often woken up by the sound of "beep" in the middle of the night, and then found that she was bitten all over her body.
If this mosquito coil is really as good as the boss said, it would not be a bad idea to let buyers come here to buy directly in the future.After all, sleeping is a big deal for the emperor who is busy with everything.
So, when she got home, she was already in a bad mood.Seeing the wolf borrowing all over the yard again, I was on the verge of emotional collapse: "Master Gu, please explain to me, what is going on?"
Everyone in the Marshal's Mansion knew that this was a sign of the Marshal's anger.But this Gu Yinge is a reckless person. Seeing Xiao Ran's question, he replied coolly: "It's nothing, I just rearranged your yard, don't you think it looks much better?"
Much better looking...
Push down the rockery in the yard, plug up the spring water, and pull out all the flowers and plants that Xiao Ran cherished to feed her favorite cat. The problem is that the cat doesn't want to eat flowers and plants at all, so Gu Yinge grabbed it The force-feeding caused the cat to be stuffed to the brim and hiccup.Seeing Xiao Ran's return, he hurriedly let out a wail, and jumped back into Xiao Ran's arms to act like a spoiled child.
Seeing that the cat hid back into Xiao Ran's arms, Gu Yinge was not happy, and scolded: "Hey, didn't you just bite my finger just now! Now you're pretending to be pitiful again? You know how to pretend to be pitiful, pitiful, pitiful, I hate it the most! Let's compete fairly one-on-one if we have the ability..."
Xiao Ran's brain was aroused by the noise, and he quickly lost the cat and came to hold Gu Yinge's shoulder: "You are my uncle, no, big tits, just tell me what you want, don't torture people anymore No?"
Gu Yinge was taken aback for a moment, then a trace of bewilderment flashed in his eyes, then he was lost, and finally said sadly: "I don't know, what do I want..."
A weak sentence actually reveals unprecedented helplessness and weakness.
Xiao Ran had no choice but to lower his hand.
For a person who has been emotionally hurt, it is useless to say anything, only to wake her up.
It's just that it's not a problem that Prime Minister You hasn't been in court all this time.It's just that Leng Youhuang isn't even worried that something will happen to Gu Yinge?
Of course Leng Youhuang would not be worried.
From meeting Gu Yinge for the first time to bringing her back as a companion all the way, that person has never missed anything.Something happened to her? Well, that's impossible.
Now, there is obviously only one reason, that is, Gu Yinge was not happy after seeing that scene that night.
Although someone is "jealous" for herself and satisfies Leng Youhuang's vanity, but the other party's such arrogance makes her very upset.It's not that I can't stand Tsundere, but I feel that I am the emperor, how can I be "threatened" by my courtiers like this? If I put down my airs today and go to the door to ask for help, I'm afraid that guy will be even more arrogant in the future.
However, the honest adult Lu Zijin she found that day was not good enough, wandering around the capital, but couldn't find a clue.Even, she didn't even find out that her sister-in-law had ever been to the capital!
Leng Youhuang felt a little depressed, and thought, "Could it be that without you, I can't have fun in this country?"
She thinks that she is also an all-rounder in both civil and military affairs, and she is also one of the best in terms of resourcefulness and martial arts (right?).
Instead of lying low and looking down on Gu Yinge with winks, it's better to do it yourself, and let the other party see your own abilities.
Isn't it just to look for the emperor's wife? Anyway, the capital is not big, so there is still time to go out to investigate the case after the day's work.
Besides, that lecherous imperial brother was worried about the safety of his wife, and he was still searching like crazy in the capital, but he didn't return to the palace.Others may not be able to recognize him, it would be better if he went by himself.Ask him about the situation in person, maybe a lot of things will become clear.
She thought so, and if she really said it, she would do it.
Generally speaking, the emperor has a personal eunuch, but because Leng Youhuang is a daughter, she has an instinctive resistance to eunuchs, so she doesn't really like the confidant eunuch. Instead, the agent right minister Gu Yin is always with her. Song.
Now that Gu Yinge is gone, she doesn't want to show weakness, so she might as well dress up by herself and go.
Originally, being an emperor was also a woman disguised as a man, so now it is not troublesome for a woman to dress up as a man and go to the streets. You don’t need to move your chest, and you can just change into the plain clothes of your son-in-law.
As an emperor who has carefully investigated the people's livelihood, she still knows that she needs to bring money when leaving the palace.
So, with some money in hand, I left the palace excitedly.
The market is very lively, with all kinds of people making a living: jugglers, windmill sellers, candied haws sellers, trappers, rouge gouache sellers, handicraft sellers, etc., etc., everything.
Leng Youhuang first went to a shop to buy a fan with the words "Suave and Suave" written on it, and came out after staggering and fanning the wind.Although, it's late autumn.
Then, I got into a rouge and powder shop, secretly bought a box of rouge, and put it in my sleeve.
Continue to go shopping swaggeringly.
Suddenly, I saw a mosquito-repellent incense shop in front of me, felt strange, and went in: "Boss, it is late autumn, but you are selling mosquito-repellent incense, which is a little out of date."
The boss also had a bitter face: "Yes, there are no mosquitoes now, and there is no business at all."
Leng Youhuang smiled, thinking that he should use his emperor's coordinating wisdom to help him: "Boss, in fact, if I were you, I wouldn't be selling mosquito coils all the time. You have to learn to be flexible. Let's just talk about this shop, it's not just a shop. You have to sell one kind of thing all year round. You can sell mosquito coils in summer, and other things in autumn. You can sell what people need most at this stage, so that you can make money. You have to understand, it’s you If you want to find customers to earn their money, it's not that the customers are chasing after you to give you money, so you have to accommodate the customers' minds."
The boss was taken aback when he heard that: "The customer is so smart! Why didn't I think of it!"
No!
Leng Youhuang proudly opened her fan, revealing the words "Suave and Suave", fanning and fanning.
She found that after coming out of the palace, without the title of emperor, the pressure is much less, and the whole person is extremely relaxed and comfortable.Even the cymbals are more free-wheeling.
After hearing Leng Youhuang's idea, the boss thought it was very useful, and he suddenly realized it.Then he felt that Leng Youhuang was his noble person, and offered to thank her.
Leng Youhuang naturally waved his hand and said no, but that person was very enthusiastic.It made her feel that it would be stingy to refuse all the time, so she reluctantly agreed, and repeatedly emphasized that no valuables should be given away.
The boss laughed: "We are a small businessman, and we don't have any valuable things to thank the nobleman. We only have the mosquito coil made by ourselves, and I want to give it to the nobleman."
"Mosquito coil?"
The corner of Leng Youhuang's mouth twitched.
She is an emperor, what is the use of carrying a few boxes of mosquito coils back to the palace?
The boss seemed to have seen through Leng Youhuang's thoughts, and said with a smile: "Don't think that you don't need it now, I tell you, my mosquito coil has been stored for a long time, so take it back now and keep it until next summer, there is no problem of!"
Uh……
But I don't need mosquito coils next summer.There are people in the palace who take care of these things.
Leng Youhuang thought so.
The boss seemed to have seen through Leng Youhuang's thoughts again, and continued to smile: "The nobleman must think that my mosquito-repellent incense is not worth a few dollars, and it is not worth taking it back until next summer. But the little old man can guarantee that this mosquito-repellent incense is absolutely worthless. It is the best mosquito coil in Beijing!"
"Ha ha."
"My lord, you definitely don't believe it. It doesn't matter if you don't believe me, I can try it for you. After you compare it, you will know how good the mosquito coils in our store are. Let me tell you, the mosquito coils sold by others will still have mosquitoes after smoking. , but my mosquito-repellent incense, as long as it is smoked, all mosquitoes will die cleanly, not one will be left! When the time comes, I will guarantee you to sleep till dawn!"
Although the sellers may like to praise their own products, it is indeed the first time for Leng Youhuang, the emperor, to be fooled by the seller, so he is also a little curious: Is there really something special about the mosquito coils in this store?
Moreover, the mosquito coils that she bought every summer in the past were really not very effective. She returned to the room after approving the memorials, and was often woken up by the sound of "beep" in the middle of the night, and then found that she was bitten all over her body.
If this mosquito coil is really as good as the boss said, it would not be a bad idea to let buyers come here to buy directly in the future.After all, sleeping is a big deal for the emperor who is busy with everything.
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