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[gl Baihe] Author of "Red Makeup Chaotang": Babu Lianxin【End】

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A certain emperor recently encountered troubles. He found out that his elegant and unparalleled fox prime minister was actually a woman disguised as a man! Not to mention, he also found out that his military marshal was also disguised as a man!

What's even more serious is: these two are openly having sex in the courtroom!

Ahhhh, it's so annoying, come here, bring my rouge, I'm going to fuck lesbian too!

----This is an emperor who disguised himself as a man, instigated a prime minister who disguised himself as a man, to break up the marshal who disguised as a man, and finally he was beaten...a death story.

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Chapter 1 The Emperor Wants to Choose a Concubine

The annual concubine selection ceremony was held as scheduled.

However, the protagonist of the ceremony is very depressed.

"I don't want to choose a concubine!"

A generation of young Ming Jun Leng Youhuang is kicking stones in the backyard of the palace, acting like a baby with the Queen Mother.

"Why not?"

The queen mother's eyes were like knives, and she swept across.

Leng Youhuang obviously didn't like this, and rolled her eyes back: "The queen mother knows why."

The Empress Dowager's face froze, and then she glanced at the maids and eunuchs beside her with knife-like eyes: "Let's all go down to Aijia."

"Yes."

The palace maid and eunuch panicked and retreated quickly.

"Huang'er, the queen mother knows that she has wronged you." The queen mother stood up and held the young emperor's white hand, "but the queen mother is also thinking about the century-old foundation of the Leng family. Someone must inherit the [-]-mile mountain and river. You have done it for yourself." The emperor is about to set up a queen and accept a concubine, so as to extend the heirs."

"Mother, are you sure that I can continue to have heirs with my concubine?" Leng Youhuang curled her lips, looking like "you are old and confused".

The queen mother coughed softly: "Well, you don't have to worry about the issue of heirs. Your emperor's brother sent a letter saying that your sister-in-law is willing to give birth to you, and you can give birth in seven months. When the time comes, you will secretly carry her into the palace, If you choose a sensible child to be the queen, you won't be able to talk nonsense."

"Brother Emperor?!" Leng Youhuang heard these two words, and her beautiful eyes immediately turned into copper bells, "He still has the guts to send a message? If he hadn't kidnapped a beautiful woman and ran away, leaving this country to me, Do I need to accept this Concubine Laoshi? Also, it’s not good for him to abduct anyone, he actually abducted Qin Moli! By the way, are you sure that the two bastards didn’t throw the child back to the palace as a left-behind child for their own enjoyment? "

The Empress Dowager's face was filled with black lines: "Shut up, what nonsense you are talking about. Well, don't say anything, this matter has been settled. Anyway, you must choose a concubine this year!"

After all, with his head held high, in the most noble posture, he escaped at the speed of light.

Tuliu Leng Youhuang stretched out one arm, trembling in the wind.

Outside the palace gate, the courtiers also talked a lot about choosing a concubine.

"Lord Zhao, I heard that your younger sister Zhao Lun is virtuous and virtuous. This time, the emperor has a great chance of winning in choosing a concubine."

"Where is there, the one in my family has no breasts and no buttocks, the emperor will definitely not like it. She is also the younger sister of the old prime minister's family. She is beautiful and beautiful." A loud voice talked about his sister, but he was not polite.

"Ahem..." Although I knew that this colleague spoke boldly, I still didn't know how to answer the conversation for a while, so I had to change the subject, "But, I heard that Zhang Tong, the younger sister of old Prime Minister Zhang's family, is dumb..."

"Hey, it doesn't matter who it belongs to. Anyway, the emperor must choose a concubine this year. A country cannot live without a prince!" an old official said, interrupting the gossip at the right time, "In short, if the emperor refuses this time with an excuse, I will be old. Definitely remonstrate."

"My lord is righteous! This old man is willing to die with you!" Another old minister said righteously.

"Count an old man!"

"So do old people."

"I'll go too!" There was also a few impassioned young rotten scholars with a determined face of "if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell", "The big deal is to be bumped to death on the Golden Temple! Master Zhao, how about you?"

"Ah, ah?" Zhao Ling was secretly laughing at their pedantry, but he didn't want to be called by name, and he was unambiguous at the moment, clasping his fists seriously, "Everyone, go ahead."

"Okay, goodbye."

Only then were the people satisfied, and went away first.

After the large troops left, an official asked anxiously: "Master Zhao, you are not really going to die with them, are you?"

"How is it possible? Come on, let's continue to talk about the emperor's affairs." Zhao Ling rolled up his sleeves and continued to gossip, "I heard that the emperor has broken his sleeves, and that Gu Yinge..."

Gossip started here, while the concubine selection ceremony had already begun.

This grand ceremony, whether it is big or not, is not small.

In fact, the first concubine selection ceremony after Leng Youhuang's ascension to the throne was very grand. After all, the first batch of women who could become the young emperor, even if they could not become queens, were still high-ranking concubines.

However, Leng Youhuang didn't seem to be interested in concubines, and every year, she used various excuses to refuse to admit a woman into the palace.

After a few years, the people in the palace became cold, and let it be fine on the face of it.The same goes for candidates.Although ladies of all ages attended, they were not as eager as they were at the beginning.After all, if the rumors were true, no one would want to marry a man with broken sleeves.What's more, the emperor may not be willing to accept it.

However, this time, Leng Youhuang accepted it.

And accepted quickly.

He only walked around in the crowd, then stopped in front of a woman and raised her chin: "Girl, what's your name?"

The woman was a little embarrassed, her quiet eyes looked at Leng Youhuang, but she didn't speak.

Leng Youhuang frowned: "Mute?"

Unexpectedly, the woman really nodded.

Leng Youhuang wiped the sweat from his forehead: "That's you."

At this point, the Concubine Selection Ceremony ended, and it was so fast that everyone was outraged.

Especially, the group of courtiers who came here with a heart of loyalty and admonishment... Well, I'm still a little bit disappointed ==

Of course, it was not only the courtiers who were surprised, but also the queen mother who was dressed up and was about to go out to escort her son to choose a concubine.

As soon as she nodded in front of the mirror and was about to go out, Leng Youhuang brought a woman in over there: "Mother, I have chosen."

After some salutations and salutations, the Empress Dowager held Leng Youhuang alone: ​​"What are you doing? Why are you so fast?"

"Isn't it coming soon? You can't wait a long time ago." Leng Youhuang disagreed, picked up the crystal grapes on the table, and threw them into his mouth.

"That...that can't be so fast. She..."

"She is a mute, just in line with the requirements of the queen mother, and she doesn't talk nonsense." A certain emperor said while eating grapes.

"..." The queen mother became angry and became dumb in an instant.

Back in his palace, Leng Youhuang immediately summoned his agent, Prime Minister Gu Yinge.

"I heard that the emperor is happy with a beautiful woman today. Congratulations."

Gu Yinge was all smiles and spoke enthusiastically.

But Leng Youhuang knew at a glance that the fox was not sincere, and he didn't bother to answer him, so he just smacked at Putao.

Gu Yinge's smile did not change, and he began to tear the grape skin: "What does the Queen Mother say?"

"What can she say?" Leng Youhuang took the peeled grapes and threw them into her mouth, "She likes people who are sensible and don't talk nonsense, this suits her best, she is just a dumb person."

The smile on Gu Yinge's face remained unchanged: "Then what about the emperor himself? Why did you choose her?"

Leng Youhuang laughed, "Just count her as the biggest breast."

Gu Yinge's hands that were tearing the grape skins trembled, and she blinked with a smile like a star.

"Well, what I mean is that the breasts are big, so it looks like it can give birth." A certain emperor realized that his true nature of the emperor had been exposed, and hurriedly made up for it.