Roommate Toxic GL

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In a daze, she closed her eyes, and when she opened them again, she found herself sitting in a KTV private room, holding a claw machine in her hand, facing half a chapter of the novel in the WPS, struggling hard to code out today's update .

And the three bad friends in the group got mixed up with Zhen Min for some reason, and the four of them happily gathered around the karaoke machine for a while, and suddenly the prelude of the blue elves sounded in the private room.

This full childhood made Tao Mengzhu subconsciously distracted.

"I'll come, I'll come!" Zhen Xing snatched the microphone, and sang loudly: "There are a bunch of lazy landlords on the other side of the mountain and the other side of the sea! They kill and set fire~ Hey! They qiang/jian old women~ Ha! They play mahjong calmly and never let go~ Wow! They live in the big green forest~~ Oh the terrible lazy landlord~ Oh the cruel lazy landlord, they created a great harmony in order to keep the update from being locked! Their stewed soup and stewed meat have benefited the world~~Hey ha..."

Tao Mengzhu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and wanted to step forward to cut the song, but found that he couldn't move at all, and could only stare blankly at what happened in front of him.

"Very good! Very well sung~very good~~"

The girl who spoke was Gu Liangzhou, the one in the group who loves to make [barbell-like laughter], and is habitually broken three or five days a week all year round, and makes up four or five chapters every time.

Although this guy likes to stop updating, every time he updates, he enlarges the fat stamp as compensation. If the number of updated words is divided by the number of days of updating, it can barely be counted as [-] parties per day, which makes many true love readers urge her. I can't laugh or cry all the time.

Say she is lazy, her weekly update volume is indeed not low, and she has never seen any articles cheated, but say she is diligent, it is an iron fact that she always likes to stop updating.

All in all, an amazing author.

"I know your kidneys are good. While your kidneys are still good, you should learn more about bamboo, spend less time in the sun, and do more meaningful things in front of the computer."

The person who made jokes about Gu Liangzhou was Yu Xiaoqiu, the perennial literary star in the group, who supervised the update of the three people's codewords all day long, but it didn't work out.

After all, conscious people don’t need to be reminded to know how to code [-] a day, and unconscious people are bombarded with guns every day, and they don’t know how to open documents.

"Learn from me, I am the most diligent!"

The girl who is asking for credit at this moment, her real name is Hu Yang, is exactly the same as her pseudonym, she is a good-tempered, patient, and very diligent girl.The main teacher, who likes to write, has a fast hand speed, and [-] words in two hours is not a problem, which directly caused Tao Mengzhu and Gu Liangzhou to be extremely unwilling to spell with her.

You can't compare people, it's so hard to find nuè.

Of course, these are not important, the important thing is that Tao Mengzhu is very panic at this moment, why all her friends are suddenly getting so close to Zhen Xing!

"What the hell are you doing?" Tao Mengzhu finally couldn't help asking.

"We found a new girlfriend while celebrating Qingyue, what a joyful thing it is!" Gu Liangzhou said.

"I see..." Tao Mengzhu's mouth twitched slightly, and said, "So you all hate me."

In the next second, Gu Liangzhou and Zhen Xing suddenly burst into laughter as if they had been stabbed in the acupoint of laughter.

That barbell-like laughter, accompanied by the accompaniment of Jiangnan style, formed a symphony of the new era, like a piercing magic sound, making Tao Mengzhu's whole world explode instantly.

……

"Landlord, landlord? Landlord~~dong~dong~~dong~~~dong~~~"

Does this motherfucker have an echo? Landlord, you sister, I don’t want to know you...

"Tao Mengzhu! What time is it? I'm sorry for the chuang! I'll take the food away!"

Hearing the food, Tao Mengzhu opened his eyes in a daze, and found that he had escaped from the noisy ktv, and his mind was in a trance for a while.

"I made your favorite roasted rooster stewed with bamboo and dry pot duck head. They are all in the kitchen. They should be enough for you two to eat for two days. Don't be lazy and heat them in the microwave, they won't taste good."

"Oh... then you sit down, you find a place to sit, I get up and brush my teeth, eat together..." Tao Mengzhu rubbed her eyes, at this moment she was much more awake, the smell of vegetables from the kitchen seemed like □like, causing her heart and the tip of her nose to be extremely sour.

She almost thought that no one cared about her anymore, and she could not be more moved when she saw Zhen Jiyou's feeding after waking up from bed.

"No need, I've already eaten." Yu Xiaoqiu said, pursed her mouth, and said, "I still have to go back to deliver the goods. I'll come and see you and leave. It's just a lovelorn. How old is he? Who knows?" Who is missing? Don't humiliate yourself."

"What and what..." Tao Mengzhu didn't know whether to laugh or cry for a while, sucked his nose, waved his hand and said, "I'm not so fragile, just kidding around the world, wouldn't I just lose my love? What's so sad..."

"Yes, yes, you are strong, you are the strongest... I slept very late last night, and I was so headstrong on the first day of breaking up with you, okay, why don't you go to heaven?" Yu Xiaoqiu said, sitting on Tao Mengzhu In front of the computer, he said: "Sleep without turning off the computer? You should get up and wash up first. There were a few typos last night. I will catch the bugs for you before leaving. Thank you."

"Okay, no thanks, no thanks, don't be polite, just change it." Tao Mengzhu pursed his mouth, sat up, raised his eyes and saw Zhen Min who was turning his neck up and down, left and right.

Thinking of the terrible scene in the previous dream, Tao Mengzhu couldn't help shivering, and asked with his forehead: "What are you doing?"

"Exercise your cervical spine." Zhen Min said confidently.

"Why are you exercising in my room?"

"That's right..." Zhen Wei was stunned for a moment, pointed at Yu Xiaoqiu who was looking for a typo in the document, and said, "I just want to tell you that your friend came to you and brought you delicious food." , and I'm done."

Tao Mengzhu subconsciously imitated Zhen Xing's appearance just now, moved her cervical spine, and for a while, her mind was hammered, and she forgot to respond to Zhen Xing's words.

Seeing that Tao Mengzhu didn't pay attention to him, Zhen Min scratched his ears embarrassingly, and said, "Last night, I disturbed you, I'm sorry..."

"It's okay, I'm not such a stingy person." Tao Mengzhu smiled and said in his heart: I'm not stingy, I just hold a grudge.

"It's fine as long as it's fine, that...you wait!" Zhen Min said, turned and ran out.

Before Tao Mengzhu realized what happened, Zhen Min ran back quickly with the mobile phone in hand, handed it to her, and introduced it like a salesman, regardless of whether she saw the content clearly or not.

"I use this earphone all the time! The sound insulation effect is good and the sound quality is good. The most important thing is that it is large and light. It can cover the whole ear without being heavy, and it is comfortable to wear." Zhen Xing said Then, he ordered the payment directly in front of Tao Mengzhu: "I'll give you one, and Mama doesn't have to worry about the scorpion disease in the next room anymore, damn it, hahahahaha!"

Yu Xiaoqiu coughed lightly, and said, "What, you two talk slowly, I'll go first."

"..."

Chapter 5 This Roommate is Depraved

First it was takeaway, then it was drinks, and now it was a pair of earphones worth more than 300 soft sister coins, and they gave it away as soon as they said it, not only without blinking, but also without giving her a chance to refuse.

Tao Mengzhu vaguely noticed something.

For example, the roommate is a local tyrant who doesn't care about details.

For another example, the roommate is a self-acquainted, neurotic, and shivering m full of generous attributes.

She felt that she had to be as careful as possible when speaking in front of her roommates in the future, otherwise, if she accidentally mentioned something that could be bought, she would be rewarded for nothing and would feel restless.

But at that moment, a stalk also popped up in her mind-my roommate is a moron, and she wants to smash me to death with money.

Maybe I can really expand this stalk later, it will definitely be an article that goes hand in hand with snakes and funny comparisons, telling a philosophical story of killing people with money and being stoned to death with money .