Roommate Toxic GL

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[gl Baihe] Author of "Roommates Are Poisonous": Bored to the end [End]

brief introduction:

In order to collect the rent of [-] yuan per month, Tao Mengzhu, who makes a living as a writer, welcomed a wonderful roommate.

Filled with resentment, she wrote vigorously, with blood and tears, and gritted her teeth to post the strange roommate on the long Weibo.

"The 818 guy yelled at the computer all day to disturb my code, and searched for my pirated texts, while praising my wonderful roommate who wrote well. "

Two days later, a group of strange (si) view (bi) parties appeared under Tao Mengzhu's Weibo...

Tao Mengzhu: The rough roommate is a great anchor, I accidentally hung her on the wall, and now she is being mobbed by fans.Ball, what should I do? I'm in a hurry, wait online!

Tao Mengzhu: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The cp of this article: a sick writer with obsessive-compulsive disorder x a poisonous natural dull anchor.

Content tags: Huanxi, Enemy, Love, Love, Near Water, Sweet Articles

Search keywords: Protagonist: Tao Mengzhu, Zhen Zhen┃ Supporting roles: Gu Liangzhou, Populus euphratica, Yu Xiaoqiu, Qingyue┃ Others: shared rent

Chapter 1 Hello, Landlord, I'm Zhen Xing

In City B at the beginning of May, the weather was gradually getting warmer, but some people's mood fell into the ice valley every second.

Light Moon (づ￣3￣)づ13:08:50

Mengzhu, I'm sorry, I'm tired when I'm with you, let's break up.

After Tao Mengzhu saw this q/q message sent by his girlfriend, he pretended to be dead in silence for 10 to [-] minutes. He thought about life and the future for a while. In the end, Mao didn't think about it. He just replied calmly: "I need a reason."

In fact, the other party has already made the reason very clear-the four words "feeling tired and not in love" have always been the best reason for breaking up.

But since Tao Mengzhu asked the question sincerely, the other party would naturally think about the friendship of the past two years, and mercifully reprimand her.

Qingyue (づ￣3￣)づ: Okay, if you want a reason, I will tell you, but since you are very busy, I suggest that you don’t wait for me to finish speaking, you can go to the toilet first, or lock it in the small room. In the dark room, there are hundreds of words, and I may finish it when I come out.

These words were obviously thorny, Tao Mengzhu took a deep breath, picked up the phone with a light smile, got up and walked into the toilet.

As Qingyue wished, she played two games in the toilet, swiped Weibo for a while, reposted a few funny jokes "hahahaha", and sat down slowly while hammering her numb and weak legs. Back to the computer.

Light Moon (づ￣3￣)づ13:32:33

I have been chasing your articles for three years, and I left comments on chapters and chapters. When we have no relationship, we don’t talk about it. We have been dating for more than a year, and your tone of reply to me is exactly the same as that of other readers.

When someone writes a long review for you, you give them a red envelope. If I write a long comment for you, you also send me a red envelope. What is the relationship between us? Do you need to be so polite?

I tell you to go to bed early and go to bed early every day. How many times have you heard it for so long? Your dark circles are as good as smoky makeup. Why don’t you become a fairy?

Tell you to eat well, don’t be lazy, don’t always use rushing to update as an excuse, you come to cry with me when you have a stomach problem, I want to scold you, and I have to take care of your little emotions as a patient, I find a girlfriend to be loved Or is it to experience the fun of being an old mother in advance?

I asked you to come to me, you said you don't have time, okay, I'll find you!

But I went to you to take care of your eggs? I have to urge you to order takeaway food and drink! My aunt came and asked me to prepare warm babies and brown sugar for you! It’s okay for you to live so rough by yourself, I will I’m here, you don’t know how to say hello! You’re busy typing, I know! I’ll bring you tea, water, laundry and cooking, right?!

To tell you the truth, I have never liked someone so wronged. This is the first time I gave it to someone thousands of miles away. Tmd wants to roll a cháng order and wait for you to finish coding and update! Just wait, but this wait is three or four in the morning It's [-] o'clock, I'm already asleep and you start to wash up, what the hell are you doing?

I sent b from thousands of miles, but only for one day, but when tm came back, except for the first kiss that qiáng forced on you, I didn't send anything out, and I didn't have the face to tell my friend!

Dreamed of a bamboo 14:03:12

These problems are a bit esoteric, you let me think about how to solve them, I think these are small problems, there is no need to break up [Meditation]

Light Moon (づ￣3￣)づ14:04:23

I said we broke up, you are still in the mood to go to the toilet to check Weibo, do you really think I didn’t see it?

You don't care about me at all!

Think? Solve? No need, we are over, there is no future [bye]

[Smiling] What kind of girlfriend do you, a scum who doesn't understand love better than Fa Hai, look for a girlfriend? Don't harm the girl, find a gay marriage, or just play alone!

Before Tao Mengzhu could send out a surprised expression, he saw a reminder that the other party did not accept messages from strangers.

She felt that she must have read it wrong, so she opened the friend list and searched for Qingyue, and then the facts gave her a resounding slap.

If you read it right, you read it right, the person who had been with her for three years was gone, and the familiar notes and avatar were all gone.

It turns out... I'm a scum...

After sitting in front of the computer and being sad for more than ten minutes, Tao Mengzhu posted a Weibo, announcing that he was single again.

She ate an apple and listened to nursery rhymes for a while, and it took her half an hour to forcefully calm down.

Unexpectedly, after logging into Weibo again, I felt the indifference of human nature.

Lord Jinjiang:

Hello everyone, I am broken in love, and I will ask for leave tonight.

Forward 12 Comments 54 Likes 233

Disrespectful_Calling me a beautiful cow: Broken love is because you don't update properly [doge] Like 62

That who: The updated authors are all low-level acceptors, praise me for those who agree.Like 55

Chi Guoguo who can't eat enough: You don't have a girlfriend anymore, and life has to go on. Losing a relationship can't be a reason for you to break up. Be careful of the double blow of career and love! Like 112

láng Shanyu: Humo lord, do you want to break it into jade? [doge] Like 41

Urge more crazy demons not to say: Reply to @láng山玉: Still scrolling through Weibo! Go to the code! You haven’t updated in three days! Like 13

A round cute ball: After being single for a long time, the hand speed will naturally increase, and the hand speed will naturally increase. [doge] Like 66

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Tao Mengzhu moved the chair back sadly, lying half-lying in a daze.

After being in a trance for a long time, she finally sorted out her messy thoughts the moment the doorbell rang.

She fell out of love, an hour ago.

***

Tao Mengzhu, 23 years old, graduated from college for one year, writes full-time at home, and grew up in a relatively wealthy single-parent family. However, things are always unpredictable. Two years ago, God suddenly labeled him with a car and a house, and his parents died. His life was full of ups and downs. Start here.

Such ups and downs are due to her helplessness and unstable career income.

From the moment the elementary school teacher wrote the propositional composition "What is your ideal" on the blackboard, she has confirmed her goal in life-to become a writer.

Under countless setbacks, this life goal has been folded in half again and again, and finally became: "Rely on writing to make a living and not starve to death."

The consumption level in city b is stable and relatively high, but her writing income fluctuates greatly with the data of each novel. When it is good, she can obviously have enough food and clothing, but she just can't learn to save money, so that When it is bad, instant noodles are often used as companions.

Tao Mengzhu is a very passive person emotionally, he is used to accepting passively, and he is afraid of getting hurt. Whenever there is a disturbance, he would like to shrink back into his shell and hide.

Qingyue is a true reader who came to hook her up in the early days of her writing, and accompanied her all the way from a small vacuum author who can only earn a little pocket money, through three years, to a little pink who can barely earn a living by writing author.

On Valentine's Day last year, Qingyue confessed to her that she wanted to try to be together. The two tried for more than a year. Although there were constant frictions, Tao Mengzhu never thought that she and Qingyue would break up one day.