I mixed up a bunch of fake fairy tales [Comprehensive fairy tale gl]

Firewood, after extinguishing the fire, let the egg soup simmer in the heat for a while, and finally put it into a bowl.

One meat, one dish, one soup and one staple food, Zhou Tong would not have dared to cook such a sumptuous meal if it hadn't been for Aunt Li's sudden visit to her son's house again.

Aunt Li's daughter-in-law gave birth suddenly, so her son's family was going to come back, but now Aunt Li rushed to her son's house.

My aunt probably won't be here this year for Chinese New Year.

Zhou Tong sprinkled shallots on the soup, and made the shallots a dish for tonight.

The sound of a woman eating, the long-lasting smell of rice in the room, all the different senses in An Jiu's body reacted one after another.

It is very tormented by the greedy one.

Zhou Tong hiccupped and was full.

There was one sweet potato left in the bowl, and it was quite big, enough for a child to have a meal.

With the idea of ​​sharing the blessings, Zhou Tong stood up from the chair with his stomach straight, holding a bowl and talking to himself.

"Accidentally cooked too much. This sweet potato will go bad if no one eats it tonight. I'd better take it and ask Li Dong's dog if he wants it."

She just lifted her foot and took two steps outside when someone hugged her body tightly from behind.

"Don't feed it to the dog, give it to me."

[Host, the plot of "find the humanoid snail girl" has been triggered. 】

Chapter 80 ([-])

The body close to Zhou Tong's back was very cold, her head only reached her back shoulders, and a pair of arms wrapped around her looked white and tender.

If you ignore the other party's wet body, it would be a good picture.

Zhou Tong's face turned black in an instant, not only because of the sticky feeling of being soaked in water, but also because of the naked body behind him.

The winter here is not very cold, Zhou Tong's physical fitness is quite good, and the clothes are not very thick.

So as soon as the two clearly identifiable round objects pressed against her back, she immediately realized that the opponent's body was in contact with the air.

Zhou Tong turned around with a dark face, and An Jiu behind her also raised her head to look at her.

One person and one snail spirit stood facing each other, and there was only one word left in Zhou Tong's mind, snails are really childlike and giant/rǔjing.

……

Zhou Tong dragged An Jiu upstairs.

The strength of pinching her hand was a bit strong, and the white and somewhat transparent hand turned red instantly.

An Jiu followed behind her with a weeping little step, her voice was soft and thin, with the most unique charm of Jiangnan women, "Slow down, I'm going to be broken."

broken!

Zhou Tong felt that she was in a daze. As soon as these words got into her ears, she unconsciously remembered a certain yellow picture. The young man was full of energy and blood, and his nose was itchy when his mind was confused.

An Jiu called out behind her in horror, "You, you are bleeding."

Zhou Tong, who had never had a nosebleed before, put An Jiu in his bucket with a calm face, then turned around, scooped up a spoonful of water, and poured it into the bucket.

She is not afraid that the snail essence will be cold, after all, snails are born in cold water.

An Jiu touched a little bit of water underneath with some enjoyment, but when she saw Zhou Tong's nose that was still bleeding, she immediately forgot the joy of playing in the water.

"You are bleeding, and if you stop bleeding, you will die."

Zhou Tong didn't listen to the persuasion and poured another ladle of water down, his eyes stayed on An Jiu's pure white body without leaving, without lust/passion, without hotness, just watching purely.

Seeing such a strong figure for the first time, it is inevitable that this body will not be able to bear it. It is said that getting used to it comes naturally, and it should be fine if she takes a second look.

An Jiu frowned and stared at the red water dripping from her nose, unaware that her body had been scrutinized by the mortal in front of her for quite a while.

Feeling that the dizziness in his head had calmed down, Zhou Tong heaved a sigh of relief, took a towel to the side, wiped his nose a few times, and the blood stopped.

She pressed the snail spirit's head, with an expression as if she wanted to kill the snail, "Be obedient and wash your body. Also, don't run around naked at home from now on. I will beat you every time I see you."

An Jiu didn't listen to what she said later, because when she heard the first sentence, she stood up abruptly from the bucket, "I don't need to take a bath! I soak in water every day, and my body is clean!"

The two alien creatures looked at each other quietly for a while, Zhou Tong let go of his hand, turned and walked out, "It's fine, you wait here, I'll get you clothes."

The snail spirit, who was having a great time playing with the water, said, "Good!"

……

An Jiu held the bowl pitifully and walked in front of Zhou Tong who collected the clothes, "I want to drink some soup, and I also want to eat meat. The meat you ate just now is very good."

She directly covered An Jiu's head with the clothes she had just received, "Please recognize your identity, you are a snail spirit, if you want to drink soup, drink two sips of water, the snail spirit can live by drinking water, no Eat meat."

An Jiu took off the clothes on her head, raised her feet and followed Zhou Tong, raised her head and blinked her big watery eyes and begged her, "Give me something to eat, give me something to eat. I just became a man, if you want Eat some meat to maintain your human shape, give it to me."

This point was her nonsense, a month before the snail essence became a person, she would still turn back into a snail at night, but after that, it was up to her to change into a person or a snail.

But it is absolutely impossible for her to tell Zhou Tong the truth, otherwise Zhou Tong will definitely not give her any meat.

Zhou Tong pretended not to see her, and while taking the clothes off the bamboo pole, put them on his left hand.

An Jiu begged for a long time, but seeing that Zhou Tong refused to agree, she hugged her arm suddenly, rubbed her head on her arm, tilted her head and accused her with red eyes, "You bullied me."

"I've already cooked for you, but you don't even give me any meat, you bully me."

Just when the clothes were finished, Zhou Tong simply let her hold his arm, and pulled her into the room without saying a word.

An Jiu grabbed her hand: "Hey, heartless girl."

Zhou Tong went upstairs.

An Jiu: "Hey, big villain."

Zhou Tong opened the cabinet with one hand and put the clothes in.

An Jiu: "Hey, I'm pregnant with your child! You have to be responsible, feed me meat!"

Zhou Tong hit her on the head with a black face.

An Jiu was in pain, and she let go of her hand all of a sudden, covering her head, tears burst out instantly, "I'm going to kill the child!"

Zhou Tong went downstairs, and finally said the first sentence since shutting up for so long, "Don't eat sweet potatoes if you keep shouting."

An Jiu was stunned to see that she had really gone downstairs, and her face was instantly wet with tears.

She squatted on the ground and cried for a while before standing up and wiping away her tears.

She decides!She wants to leave this place that breaks her heart!When Zhou Tong begs her with meat, she will come back!

An Jiu took off all the clothes that Zhou Tong put on her in twos and twos, and she wouldn't wear her clothes if she didn't give her meat!

……

Miss Tian Luo, who had suffered inhuman torture and was about to run away from home, went downstairs naked with a pained look on her face.

She intends to leave without saying goodbye, only in this way, Zhou Tong will know how cruel she has done to herself.

Miss An Jiu, who vowed to leave, stepped on the last step. She only needs to take another step, and she will leave this place that makes her sad and painful!

Suddenly, a scent entered Miss An Jiu's nose.

She smelled it not long ago, the smell of meat!

An Jiu turned her head sharply and saw Zhou Tong was putting the sausage on the table, then turned back and started cooking egg soup.

Miss Tian Luo immediately forgot what she had just said, ran over crying, and leaned her naked body against Miss Cooking's back again, "Hey, you really love me the most, our child will be very happy Grown up, I'm going to give birth to it now."

……

Ms. Zhou rejected Miss Snail's request to raise snail excrement in a bowl as a child.

She looked at An Jiu on the chair who refused to put on her clothes first and insisted on eating first, "Is this how you ran around my house naked two days ago?"

An Jiu took a sip of the soup, blinked innocently, "No, no, I have clothes on, I'll take yours."

She looked at her suspiciously, obviously in disbelief.

An Jiu swallowed a mouthful of sweet potatoes, jumped off the chair, and ran upstairs in a short time. Zhou Tong heard the sound of thump, thump, thump on the floor of the second floor. After a while, An Jiu put on her suit. Clothes down.

The one she picked happened to be Zhou Tong's favorite, and she had never worn it out.

I have to be a rough guy, so I can't wear this kind of clothes that only fairies can wear in front of others.

Zhou Tong's clothes are a bit too big for An Jiu, and now she puts one on her body, the hem of the clothes has covered her buttocks, she is not wearing pants, and she has no underpants, as long as she moves a lot, she can see the scenery below.

Zhou Tong claimed that he was not a pervert, but the first second he saw An Jiu's appearance, his mouth began to swallow physiological saline again involuntarily.

Fortunately, this time I didn't exaggerate to the point of nosebleeds.

She quickly turned her eyes away, and shook off the white/flashy thighs in her mind.

An Jiu stuffed a piece of sausage into her mouth, chewed it a few times, stopped her mouth suddenly, turned her head to look at Zhou Tong, and said with a clear face, "Oh, you didn't find your clothes, so I didn't Get dressed."

After finishing speaking, she lifted up her hem all at once, and took off herself like a peeled egg. When Zhou Tong's sight was shocked and his mind couldn't stop, she grabbed her clothes and walked to the stove in two or three steps. Suddenly, he threw the clothes on his hand into the charcoal fire.

An Jiu was elated, "This way you won't find out, am I smart?"

Chapter 81 (V)

"clap clap"

The sound of palms being slapped on some kind of tender meat resounded in the quiet room.

Zhou Tong was so angry that he didn't even put his clothes on An Jiu, and directly pressed her on his thigh, ignoring her cries, and slapped her down.

"Who taught you to throw your clothes directly into the fire pit!"

"Do you know how much I like this dress!"

In fact, Zhou Tong didn't use much strength, and it didn't hurt to slap her on the body, but this posture of teaching the child still made An Jiu feel a little ashamed. She twisted her body and tried to break free from the hand that was pressing on her waist, "Don't hit me!" butt!"

Zhou Tong slapped it a few more times, "Do you know what's wrong? Do you dare to do it again in the future?"

An Jiu nodded, "I was wrong, I was wrong."

Zhou Tong's last trace of evil thoughts about An Jiu's body finally disappeared in this meal of fried meat with bamboo shoots.

……

When there is nothing to do at night, Zhou Tong will move a recliner and sit in the yard with Aunt Li, looking up and counting the stars while chatting.

Now that Aunt Li is away and there is another goblin in the house, Zhou Tong simply took out two sheets, lay down on one of them, and pointed to the other, "Lie down, and go to bed after seeing the stars."

An Jiu, on the other hand, walked around the chair, facing Zhou Tong, stretched out her left foot, straddled her lap, and then threw her head forward, resting her head on her chest.

She put her arms around Zhou Tong's neck, and said softly, "I still like to look at the stars like this."

The calm-hearted Ms. Zhou grabbed Miss Tianluo by the collar, and threw her back on her chair without mercy.

"Lie down!"

"Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

"Don't shut up, there will be no meat tomorrow."

"..."

An Jiu obediently shut her mouth.

……

"I'm going to sleep."

An Jiu blinked her eyes that were about to close, and called Zhou Tong who was beside her.

Zhou Tong nodded, "It's getting late, so go to bed. There is an empty room upstairs. I'll take out the quilt. You lie there for a night, and I'll tidy it up tomorrow."

An Jiu was angry for a long time today, so he completely forgot about cleaning the house.

"No, just add more water for me."

Zhou Tong didn't understand, "Huh? You want to sleep on a water bed?"

But there was no voice from the side, she turned her head to see that there was An Jiu's figure.

Zhou Tong lowered his head and found the big snail lying on the chair.

She almost forgot, this thing is an escargot essence.

……

Today is New Year's Eve.

Zhou Tong's parents passed away a few years ago. In the past few years, if Mrs. Li didn't go to her son's house in Linzhen, the two of them would spend the New Year together.If she goes, Zhou Tong will cook casually at home by himself, and this year will be over.

Aunt Li is already at her son's house, so she is the only one at home this year.

No, there is only snail essence.

An Jiu waited for a long time, but Zhou Tong started to prepare for the new year.

I couldn't help being anxious, and urged her, "Why don't you buy paper, we have to paste various shapes of paper on the windows, so it will be considered as the New Year."

Zhou Tong chopped the kitchen knife on the chopping board with a bang, and she cut the smoked meat in half at once. The light reflected through the kitchen knife and onto her side face, illuminating her fierce expression for a moment.

An Jiu swallowed her saliva and couldn't help taking a step back. Just as she was about to say no, Zhou Tong had already taken off her apron, "Then go buy something."

……

Few stores are open in town today.

Everyone closed early to prepare for the New Year.

An Jiu grabbed Zhou Tong's clothes and followed behind her, turning her head around, feeling fresh about everything around her.

Today's temperature is lower than usual.

An Jiu has been living in the water, her body is naturally very cold.

Holding Zhou Tong's hand, exposed to the air, it was so cold that it almost merged with the surroundings.

It's all very cold.

Zhou Tong wandered around for a long time, but didn't see any paper-cut shops open, so he turned to An Jiu who was beside him, "The shops are closed, should you go back?"

An Jiu was taken aback, but remembered that she hadn't seen any open shops when she looked all the way just now, so she nodded, "Okay."

Zhou Tong lowered his eyes and glanced at her hand that was holding onto his clothes, it was as pale as if sick.

An Jiu stared blankly at the hand holding her, and felt that the heat from Zhou Tong's palm almost melted her heart, which had never been warm.

……

"What are you looking for?"

An Jiu bit a bunch of candied haws she bought from the town, and curiously asked Zhou Tong who was looking for something in the box.

Zhou Tong didn't speak, his frowning relaxed for a moment, and then he lay down on his stomach, and really found a stack of things she wanted from the bottom of the closet.

An Jiu's eyes followed her hand, and she looked happy, "Red paper!"

She blew the dust on it, and took out a few sheets from the pile of papers, "There are no ready-made ones, so I have to cut them myself."

It was too cold outside, so the two sat directly in front of the stove.

The firewood at the bottom of the pot was burning, and the fire shone on the two people sitting quietly outside, making it very warm.

After Zhou Tong finished cutting a few blessings, he turned his head to see how An Jiu was doing.

Seeing the shapeless red paper in her hand, she frowned, "What are you cutting?"

An Jiu excitedly pointed to the piece of paper in her hand and showed it to her, "Family portrait! Look, this is me and this is you."

"Then why are you longer than me?"

"Because I will grow up again, and then I will be taller than you, and you will not grow any longer."

"...What are these red dots on the side?"

"I said it's a family portrait, and there must be our children! Look, this is the eldest, the one who is a little older than her is the second, the youngest is the third, and my husband has three. If you still want If so, I can continue to live again!"

"……No, thanks."

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