Get on the Wrong Sedan Chair and Marry the Right Wolf + Extra Story

"Xue Ji, what's wrong?" Qu Quan who was out of the situation asked confusedly while rubbing his eyes.

Over there, Wei Yueyan was also pulled over by Ling Qiufan, and immediately lost her temper, "What's wrong with you, Master Qu helped you solve such a big hidden danger, why are you still staring at her if you don't thank her?!"

After hearing this story, Ling Xueji and Qu Quan, who had just arrived, were stunned. The wife and wife looked at each other in blank dismay. Sister Ling, who knew the most about etiquette, dared to yell at the general like that? !

"Qiu Fan, it's my fault." When Madam spoke, Wei Yueyan quickly admitted his mistake with a very sincere attitude.

Ling Qiufan snorted, "Then quickly go and apologize to Mr. Qu, and thank you Mr. Qu."

Wei Yueyan's brows were dislocated, "Huh?"

Qu Quan followed suit, "Huh?"

Ling Qiufan pulled Wei Yueyan's arm and shook it slightly, "Ayan~"

Ling Xueji: "???"

Qu Quan: "???"

Ling Qiufan: "I know that you have always been at odds with Mr. Qu, but you have noticed many things during this period of time. I think it is time to turn your guns into jades. You have already missed the best time , Are you still planning to miss this second chance? Putting on the court clothes and entering the Ming hall, you can't go back."

Wei Yueyan pondered for a moment, then nodded.

Ling Qiufan tilted his head happily, "You are allowed to play music with me tonight~"

Ling Xueji: "..." This guy is not my sister, this guy is not my sister...

Qu Quan: "..." Did I die in the Beimo barracks, and now it's just my hallucination?

Something was wrong with Ling Xueji, desperately trying to wink at Qu Quan, who was doubting that life had started from Pangu and was seriously thinking about it.

Ling Xueji: Qu Quan, I think my sister must have some kind of Gu!

Qu Quan: I see the same thing.

Qu Quan is Wei Yueyan's old enemy, and the entire military camp is Wei Yueyan's soldiers, that is to say, Qu Quan and Wei Yueyan are not good at dealing with such things, and the entire military camp knows.In the past, they also had some disapproval of the Minister of the Ministry of Punishment, but later, when they heard that Qu Quan had made a great contribution to destroying a general of the opponent with his own strength, it was the main reason why they were able to survive for half a month.

In this way, after Qu Quan entered the barracks, there were people courting him wherever he went, and for a while, he was even more popular than Wei Yueyan.On the first night of Qu Quan and Ling Xueji's entry into the barracks, Ling Qiufan asked Wei Yueyan to hold a dinner party to cleanse the two of them.

In the barracks, it was not very particular, Qu Quan, Wei Yueyan and the Ling sisters naturally sat together, the rest Qin Guangmo, He Youtian and Shi Zhuang also sat at the same table, and the rest of the soldiers gathered at the table according to their own relationships.

The entire camp was peaceful, only the atmosphere at Wei Yue Yan Qu Quan's table was a little weird.Because basically it was Ling Qiufan and Ling Xueji who were chatting enthusiastically, and at the same time trying to get Wei Yueyan and Qu Quan to talk, but they found out in despair that these two seemed to have no normal relationship other than fighting each other. chat.

In fact, Qu Quan and Wei Yueyan were quite cooperative when they saw their wives so enthusiastically hoped for reconciliation.Qu Quan felt that he was a civil servant after all, and his tongue was a little more flexible than that of a general like Wei Yueyan, so he opened his mouth first.

"Let me tell you a joke." Qu Quan cleared his throat.

Ling Xueji clapped her hands for saving face, and Ling Qiufan also looked forward to listening to Qu Quan's next words.

"Do you know the Pixiu sold in the market? There are actually two types of Pixiu, one is irregular and the other is standard. The irregular one is actually easy to identify because there is a point under the belly button of the Pixiu, which is excretion. Then why is this not standardized?" Qu Quan accidentally tied his tongue while talking, "That's because Pixiu likes to eat it very much, and later because he made a mistake, he was slapped by his father In the buttocks, the place where it excretes is gone, so Pixiu can only go in and out, which is also the reason why Pixiu can attract money."

"Why are you doing this to Pixiu?" In order to keep the scene from being too cold, Ling Xueji was very supportive.

Qu Quan put on a posture of earnestly teaching, "Because it's not good for Pixiu to be too greedy. How greedy is Pixiu? It's almost like Taotie. Have you ever seen Taotie? When gluttony eats, it not only eats plants and animals, He also eats people, and sometimes even himself..."

Wei Yueyan: "..."

Ling Xueji: "..."

Ling Qiufan: "..."

The atmosphere was a little awkward for a while.

Speaking of this, Qiwei Yueyan's face was already ugly. Everyone knows what gluttony is.

Qu Quan regretted his slip of the tongue.At this time, Wei Yueyan probably felt embarrassed, so the most embarrassing person at the moment immediately came out to smooth things over, trying to make some efforts to create a good atmosphere.

"Oh, it's okay, I actually understand Mrs. Qu, she actually wants to say something funny to make everyone happy, but sometimes I get used to it, and all topics are drawn to the other party, and sometimes it has become Instinct is very... difficult...to change..."

Qu Quan: "..."

Ling Xueji: "..."

Ling Qiufan: "..."

The atmosphere was momentarily tense.

Wei Yueyan wished he could slap himself.

In the end, in order to finish the meal well, the two decided not to talk.