Not sweet, you bite me + extra

As the only older child in the entire community, Lian had already "reluctantly" and "resigned in danger" to accept it.

Fu Xi: "Reluctantly and accepting orders in the face of danger are not used in this way. How much did you score in the Chinese test?"

Lian Zao was about to collapse, "Is this the point? Ah, is this the point? Isn't the point that I am kind and gentle and stand up to make self-sacrifice and contribution to build a harmonious environment in the community? Don't you see my Did you work hard?"

Fu Xi deliberately teased her, nodded, and said in a serious tone: "I see, your Chinese is really bad."

Lian Zao: "..."

I'm so angry, I'm going to become a puffer fish.

Fu Xi: "Pfft."

Seeing that Lian Zao was really going to blow up, Fu Xi quickly restrained herself a little, "By the way, it seems that I haven't told you my name yet. My name is Fu Xi."

"Oh." Lian Zao was still angry, still indifferent to answering.

"Actually, I also know a little bit of ba la la spell."

"Huh?" Lian Zao looked disbelieving.

But seeing that she was finally willing to talk to him, Fu Xi put his fist against his lower lip and smiled.

"Gunara, the God of Darkness -- Wuhulahu -- the transformation of the black devil."

Lian Zao: "Pfft."

"Look, I didn't lie to you."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you actually remember that I told you that I was on the scene just now. You still remember hahahahahahahaha, you are naive."

"No... I don't think you are qualified to talk about me."

Lian Zao made a serious face on purpose, but the smile in his eyes was still obvious, "For the sake of your childlike innocence, I have decided that from now on you will be the vice-captain of our Chuntian Huahua Kindergarten Zhuyuan Community Team! "

Fu Xi smiled, "No, please allow me to refuse."

"Refusal is invalid! When you come over tomorrow, remember to prepare a show. It is best to bring everyone to perform together."

Lian Zao patted her on the shoulder excitedly, "We will always fight for the flowers of our motherland!"

Okay, I understand, this is still a middle-aged disease with too much red blood, too much blood, and advanced cancer.

Fu Xi's heart was weak.

He said he refused, but when he came over the next day, Fu Xi still prepared the program with integrity - Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf.

Then he was ridiculed severely by a group of carrot heads and Lianzao.

"Hahahaha what age is this, and you still watch Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf? Where did you come from? Hahahaha."

But a show still has to have a beginning and an end. In the end, Fu Xi said the shameless lines with a blank face.

"I will definitely come back!"

Then with a bang, she felt her whole body rolling up and falling, and her whole mind went blank for a moment.

……what happened?

She opened her eyes in a daze, and then saw herself sitting on the floor of the bedroom, the curtains were not drawn before going to sleep, the moonlight outside the window was falling on the floor, and a leg as white as jade was stretched across the bed beside her. .

Fu Xi stood up calmly, and then saw that the culprit who kicked her off the bed was lying on the bed in a large shape, sleeping so hard that he was about to come out.

She couldn't help rubbing the sun xué. After three years of marriage, even this person's sleeping position is still as bad as ever. This is the third time she has been kicked off by her this month.

She looked down at her sleeping face, thought for a while, climbed onto the bed, picked up the quilt beside her, wrapped her whole body up, and hugged her like a pillow.

...Okay, let's sleep like this.

When she woke up early the next day, she found that she was wrapped up like a caterpillar. She looked in shock at Fu Xi, who had just woken up, with a heartbroken expression on her face: "Xixi, what kind of new prison play is this?" ?"

"If you want to play a new play, you have to tell me! I'm so sound asleep, isn't your play play just as boring as Jian/corpse!"

Fu Xi endured it, but she couldn't, the veins on her Taiyang Xué were about to stand out.

"What dirty thoughts are you full of?!"

Lian Zao hesitated to speak.

Fu Xi: "...If you talk again, I will beat you."

Lian Zao gave her a wink, "Come on, don't take pity on me just because I'm a delicate flower, whether it's SM or imprisoned play, I can bear it."

Fu Xi: "..."

She got up silently, washed up, and then walked out.

My wife is crazy, this family can't stay anymore.

"Where are you going?" Lian Zao's voice sounded from behind.

Fu Xi: "Go to work to earn your medical expenses."