Universe's Most Famous Vinegar Goddess

The witch is not the kind of witch with a big crystal ball, a pointed nose, long hair, and a broom that the two children imagined.

She is a very kind old lady, but she is blind, with white hair, and her voice is warm and kind.

Mr. Xiao is in the room while Xiao You and He Yunhan are waiting.

Mr. Xiao's question was very simple. She had a serious face that Xiao You hadn't seen for a long time: "I want to ask you, if people really have an afterlife, will I still meet my wife?"

Mr. Xiao's wife was surnamed Xia, and she was also a peerless beauty back then.

witch:……

This question is a bit difficult.

When people get older, it is inevitable to be sad.

Mr. Xiao felt a little bit sentimental, Xiao You stepped forward and hugged Mr. Xiao: "Grandma, I never thought you had a conscience."

Old Xiao always wanted to laugh, and patted Xiao You's buttocks with some relief.

Xiao You added: "But if there is an afterlife, you'd better stop chasing my Grandma Xia. With you, she has worried a lot in her life. Just be merciful and let her go."

Mr. Xiao:...

After a while of gossip, Xiao You was beaten up, and the old Mr. Xiao looked at her viciously before leaving, Xiao You secretly raised his middle finger.

He Yunhan watched from the side without saying a word, but she was actually very envious in her heart.

She has never felt such a family, such warmth.

Seeing the person leave, Xiao You muttered, "Yunhan, if I have someone I like in the future, I will definitely not mess around like grandma, as long as she says to me, "Xiao You, don't love others." ", I will definitely promise her that I will do what I say."

He Yunhan took this as a fart.

Xiao You was unhappy, "Don't you believe it?"

He Yunhan blocked her with one sentence, "Your Xiao family's genes are not good."

The surname is Xiao, which represents the seed of passion, and what kind of pure words are said.

Xiao You was furious, "I curse you to find someone surnamed Xiao in the future!!!"

He Yunhan sneered: "Then I'll hit my head to death."

The witch heard them quarreling for a while, and asked cheerfully: "What do you two want to see? Are you in love?" There was a candle in front of her, and before she finished watching a person's affairs, she would take the paper that recorded that person's information. Burned.Xiao You heard that she was invited by her grandma from an old lover with great effort. She estimated the witch's age and had a toothache.

When grandma was young... she was really killing all men, women and children.

He Yunhan had no interest, Xiao You nodded, her eyes lit up: "What will my other half be like in the future."

Witch: "Hold out your hand."

Xiao You understood that this was a kind of fortune-telling by touching bones, so she passed her hand over.

The witch's rough hand touched hers, her brows were furrowed, as if sensing something, "It's a girl."

Xiao You: "I know that."

Her sexual orientation has long been determined.

The witch continued: "A little indifferent to the outside world, a little bit strong...to you, a little cunning...a little dependent."

Xiao You felt cold.

Damn, Yunhan doesn't know how to talk, does she?

She stared at He Yunhan with her mouth open, and He Yunhan looked at her coldly, "Look at me again, I'll dig out your eyes."

Xiao You: ...

Witch: "She... will be an official in the future, and she has the final say at home."

Xiao You:! ! !

No!

Hearing this is definitely not allowed, magic stick!

How could her family let the other party have the final say and be an official?If she dares to find an official, won't grandma break her leg?

Knowing that Xiao You didn't believe her, the witch shook her head and turned to He Yunhan.

He Yunhan didn't want to get along with other people at that time. The witch asked for her date of birth. She muttered and said in a low voice: "She is the one who lives, and she is the one who dies. The fate of the three generations, the repayment of a lifetime, girl , your other half is a child who is much younger and brighter than you, and it has a completely different feeling from you."

He Yunhan shook her head after listening, "I don't like young people, it's impossible."

In this way, the witch was unanimously identified as a magic stick by the two children.

out the door.

Xiao You also heard those uncles and aunts say how accurate the magic stick is. She was so flustered that she could only divert her attention to tease He Yunhan, "Yunhan, you need to find someone younger than you, you old cow!" Tender grass, maybe I can find a little wolf dog."

He Yunhan: "Impossible. But you, if you want to find an official, you may be suppressed for a lifetime."

……

This knife stabbed.

Xiao You gritted her teeth and raised her finger: "I, Xiao You, swear to God, if I find someone who is an official in the future, I will suffer for the rest of my life, and I will never turn over!"

After she finished her oath, she raised her eyebrows and looked at He Yunhan, "It's your turn."

He Yunhan said lightly, "Childish."

She wouldn't swear.

Why do people swear?

Shouldn't you leave yourself a way out?

Just as Xiao You was about to speak, he suddenly stared straight out of the window, and He Yunhan followed her gaze.

It was a girl in a long white dress. She was very handsome, tall, with an oval face and her hair was coiled up. She was talking to a middle-aged man beside her.

Xiao You stared at it, "It's so beautiful."

He Yunhan rolled her eyes, she was a little bored, she lowered her head and turned on her phone to check the news.

I don't know what happened, the mobile webpage seemed to be infected with a virus, and suddenly jumped to a promotional page.