The two souls wear the same person + side story

In Shang Yi's eyes, I am a member of the "Xu Min faction". You see, I am not human, and both sides think that I am a spy sent by the enemy.

The old man has been gone for ten years!Sober up!Stop hitting!

In fact, it was all Xu Min's fault, I was only in friendship with her pure enemy.Four years ago when I graduated from university, Xu Min came to see me in the middle of the night, and insisted on driving me to the highway after drinking too much. I was so scared that I tied the inferior stockings she kept in the hotel drawer on my bed. Not daring to let her go out to scare people, trembling all night.It just so happened that I chose Shangyi's hotel so hard that I couldn't die, and the ugly boy just came over, and when he saw us coming out of the same room, his eyes popped out.

After checking the monitoring, he was so angry that he posted ten Weibo messages in a row on the trumpet; "Why!!"

I don't blame him, I said Xu Minqin-shou, he would come to me in the middle of the night, and he would gnaw on my forehead when he was drunk and confused before entering the door.

I was so frightened that I was scared to death. My college crush was watching me off at the end of the corridor. Xu Min kissed me and showed him a kiss, staged a bloody nüè relationship, and gave my prospective boyfriend a class called In the "How to Kiss a Girl" class, he held back his tears and said to me: "I wish you happiness." In short, Xu Min just cut off the sprout of my first love, and at the same time left an iron evidence for the surveillance .

When Shang Yi received the video, he called me back seriously to start family education.

"Do you know how old Xu Min is! Do you know who she is! Are you trying to piss me off!"

I didn't get angry with Shang Yi, I honestly explained: "I didn't...she suddenly...isn't my fault, I didn't want to..."

"Oh, flies don't bite seamless eggs! Why doesn't Xu Min kiss others, huh? Why doesn't she come and kiss me..." Shang Yi felt guilty in the middle of the reprimand, before I understood the deep meaning, Xu Wanqing said She had a deep understanding with her, and then said: "You half-pushed, and you almost took the initiative to rub against her arms, and of course it aroused her... her..."

"Shòu-yu!" Shang Yi roared out a serious word.

The conscience of heaven and earth, I really don't want to refuse and welcome, Xu Min is so tall, it really blocks me so tightly that I have nowhere to hide, Xu Min drank alcohol again, I feel sick when I smell it, and my physiology doesn't allow me Take the initiative to throw yourself into your arms!

Shang Yi is the parent, and she made the final decision: "From now on, you are not allowed to hook up with her and get involved again! What kind of person do you think she is! If I touch her again, I will break your leg!"

Xu Wanqing sighed: "You too, who is not good with anyone, but with her..."

I couldn't clean up where I jumped, so I obediently deleted Xu Min, and I didn't have any romantic looks when I looked at myself in the mirror. How could I touch such a vulgar plot.

In the final analysis, it's still Xu Minqin-shòu, I'm really pure and never thought about it, she's overstepping the rules.

Shang Yi and Xu Wanqing's wives and wives, no one can save me.She added me back a year after Xu Min was deleted last time. I didn't feel embarrassed to delete it again, so I kept it. I was idle every day and had nothing to talk about, feeling like nothing happened.

Now Xu Min came to make things difficult for me on purpose, I had no way to ask for help, so I had to concentrate myself to deal with Xu Min.

She asked me to lick my shoes. I can't really lick my shoes, can I?But at this moment, my attitude suddenly softened. I was afraid that the fly would bite my cracked egg, so I froze for a while and rolled my eyes: "Whatever you want, I will continue to work."

The coffee was cold, so I tossed it aside.

Xu Min followed closely, drank a cup of coffee, picked up my small cup and looked at it for a long time: "Isn't this a gift from me? You miss the old days too."

"It's 12 yuan each, so let's make do with it."

"Is it that hard to admit that you like me? Huh?"

I couldn't write a word facing the screen, so I saved it and turned it off.

"It's disgusting, isn't it? Wow, last time I had something to do with you, I was almost blocked by an ugly boy. Luckily, the blackout and sloppy power outage made no one see it. Otherwise, someone will come and catch you right away. Do you believe it or not?" Talking nonsense on the Internet, I fumbled for the key the editor gave me, took out the waterproof bag, put the phone and computer in it, and put it back in the bag.

Within five seconds of rushing into the rain, Xu Min dragged me back.I thought she was going to do something big, but who knew she was slow, put up the umbrella, and dragged me, and I was dragged to the upper floor before I even had time to lock the door.

"The door is unlocked!" I struggled with all my strength, Xu Min whistled as if he didn't hear it, and it took a few minutes for a car to come on the street after twelve o'clock at night, the street lights were broken, and we stumbled in the dark, I was worrying about the office while clutching the keys, Xu Min was whistling and humming, looking like an idle dude, the more he looked the more hateful he was.

Who would believe that she has plans for me?Even if the bad old man is so wretched, everyone knows how to hold an umbrella for Shang Yi, and she is leisurely holding an umbrella, and I myself was drenched by the rain, and my clothes were bulging with water.

Her car was parked in an underground parking lot 800 meters away. After dragging me into the car, I realized that her driver was already waiting.I ruled out the possibility that she was taking me for a ride in the middle of the night. I fell on the back seat and wiped my hair. I was relieved to see that the computer in the bag was intact.

"Are you so afraid of being scolded by the leader?"

"It's just a meal."

"Shang Yi will not let you live on the street after his death. If you work hard anyway, your brain is so stupid, and you won't be able to stand out. It's not the same to rely on Shang Yi and yourself to work around. Are you stupid?"