Empress Dowager + Spoiler

Zhao Sansi: "???"

Cai Jun blinked, seeing that the little emperor's confused and perplexed expression was not fake at all, he remembered Li Zhongxian's words, a little reconciled, blushed, and said inscrutablely: "The emperor doesn't know what this means? "

"I don't know." Zhao Sansi looked at his blushing face with sincerity, and then asked intimately, "Why is the Prime Minister blushing so well? Could it be because of a fever?"

Cai Jun: "..."

Cai Jun touched his face, cleared his throat, and tried his best to behave like a gentleman, "Has the emperor ever kissed someone on the mouth?"

This... this... is too shameful.

Zhao Sansi blushed, looked at Cai Jun, took a few steps back, stared at Cai Jun cautiously, "Prime...Prime Minister, if you are sick, I can let you go home to take care of yourself. "

Cai Jun looked hopeless, looking at the defensive little emperor, he felt that his innocence was ruined in the present, "I am not sick. Besides, I am full of thoughts and desires, although I have shown my bones Some, but at the age of the emperor, he should be able to understand human affairs."

When Zhao Sansi heard this, her earlobes turned red. She didn't understand all of the words, but she did understand a little bit. After all, it was...well, the kind of things that belonged to the category of molestation, and said vaguely: "Zhen...Zhen I don't understand what the prime minister is talking about."

The little emperor's reaction was so innocent, Cai Jun felt like the old pimp in the flower street and willow alley at the moment.Feeling ashamed, but secretly relieved, since the little emperor doesn't understand anything, he probably hasn't had anything to do with the person in Changle Palace. Tsk, at least there is no need to worry about the sudden death of the first emperor for three months, and the concubine's concubine. But there was a scandal that she was two months old.

Maybe the little emperor really regarded the former emperor's favorite concubine as his concubine, and if his elder sister-in-law was like his mother, he regarded him as his mother and concubine.

Thinking about it this way, Cai Jun felt that today's shame was worth it, and instantly became refreshed, "Your Majesty is young, and you don't have a capable nanny around you to teach you some rules. It's human nature not to understand." After a while, I will go talk to Eunuch Li and ask him to arrange some people for you, preferably with experience. The first time you are born, the second time you are familiar. It's..."

Simply the reputation is damaged, and the jar is simply broken.

And Zhao Sansi, who is a woman herself, after hearing Cai Jun's words: "..." What exactly is the prime minister talking about?

Cai Jun, who had instilled in Zhao Sansi the subtleties of male|happy|female|love for half an hour, spoke very vigorously. Seeing that Zhao Sansi had been looking at him in silence, he thought that his persuasion today was very successful. , when leaving Chengqian Palace, the whole person was still in high spirits.

Speaking of which, when he was unrestrained in the past, he thought in his heart that if he didn't get the first prize, or if he couldn't worship the three ministers in his [-]s, he would go to their Yong'an flyover to be a book writer. Specialized in writing eighteen banned books.

Li Zhongxian looked at his brisk pace, and was still a little puzzled. When he was serving Zhao Sansi's meal, he added a word from the side, "By the way, your majesty, what did the prime minister tell you today? The servant looked at how he is doing today." Happy."

Zhao Sansi, who had listened to the Tianshu for half an hour, looked confused, "The prime minister was also persuading me to choose a concubine at the beginning, but as he talked later, I didn't know what he was talking about, and I didn't understand."

The prime minister's happy, fairy-like appearance is obviously the little emperor's promise to him, Li Zhongxian pondered for a while, "Then the emperor promised the prime minister that he will be drafted?"

"Huh?" Zhao Sansi took a sip of mouthwash, grunted twice before vomiting, "No promise."

"???" Li Zhongxian was full of doubts, but the little emperor's bewildered face didn't seem fake. Li Zhongxian felt that today the Prime Minister was afraid that he would be happy alone again.

However, he didn't think about it for long, because he soon knew what Cai Jun had said to the little emperor in the morning.

"You said that the emperor doesn't understand men, women, and love at all?" After hearing Cai Jun's words, Li Zhongxian felt a little bad. He can see through the sincerity and hypocrisy at a glance. Could it be that he can't see through the little emperor's affection for Concubine Xi?

Besides, how could the red mark on the collar of the little emperor be fake?

Seeing Cai Jun nodded, Li Zhongxian still did not give up, "Prime Minister, don't you want to lie to our family?"

"What did the truth lie to you for? You don't have any salary." Cai Jun's good mood in the morning continued, and he didn't take his distrust of Li Zhongxian to heart, "Otherwise, the truth can discuss it with you and arrange for the emperor to arrange for the court ladies to have sex." what?"

Li Zhongxian was heartbroken, thinking that it was because he had no roots, so he made a wrong prediction?

He looked hopeless, and Cai Jun poured cold water on him again, "I know what my father-in-law is thinking, but the emperor and the one in Changle Palace are innocent. You encourage the emperor to climb Changle Palace every day, maybe The emperor really just treats Mrs. Gu as a mother and concubine."

Li Zhongxian's self-doubt began to arise from Cai Jun's determined expression, "But...but slave...clear...clear..."

"Look at you, you don't have enough confidence." Cai Jun snorted, waved his hand again, skipped the subject, and went straight to the point: "Eunuch, who do you think is more appropriate to arrange for the emperor to have meat?"

Li Zhongxian: "..."

Cai Jun: "It stands to reason that such matters should be arranged by the emperor's mother and concubine, but Concubine Yao left early, and there are every close-knit mother around her. The people in the harem are all of the same generation. A sister-in-law is like a mother, but to avoid suspicion, I can only leave it to my father-in-law to arrange such an errand right now."

Li Zhongxian's heart was still hurting, and he looked angry, "The prime minister will use the slave as a weapon, are you sure the emperor knows about this, and she won't blame the slave for making his own decisions?"

Cai Jun: "... the truth has been spoken to the emperor for half an hour today, and the emperor is silent, he must have acquiesced. You also know that a boy is still young. He must be shy when he says such a thing for the first time. .”

Li Zhongxian: "Hehe."

Chapter 55

As Cai Jun said, the emperor's heir is a magic weapon to stabilize people's hearts, which is why there is a saying in the harem that "mother is more expensive than her son".Although most emperors hope that they can live forever, they have always held the attitude of the more the better when it comes to their offspring.

In order to allow the members of the royal family to thrive, according to the unwritten rules of the palace, basically all princes must get married when they reach the age of 15, and they cannot exceed it at the latest.Before that, there will be special personnel to find all kinds of forbidden books from Wenyuan Pavilion in the palace for the prince to observe and study, and the empress or the prince's biological mother will personally select some beautiful maids and send them to the prince's chuáng to teach those things My son's experience ensures that when a person gets married, he will be proficient in the affairs of the first place.

Speaking of which, those ministers who were the first to suggest that Zhao Sansi be drafted as soon as the filial period was over, and recruited into the harem, were not people with ulterior motives from the Lin family, but loyal ministers like Cai Jun.

They have had enough of the late emperor's suffering of having no heirs, and they don't want to see Zhao Sansi repeat the same mistakes.

Although Cai Jun no longer has the idea of ​​"the little emperor is a child and cannot be taught, the truth is that he pins his hopes on the crown prince", but he still agrees with the proposals of these courtiers.Right now, he found that the little emperor was still ignorant about matters between men and women, so he was naturally anxious.

After finally urging Li Zhongxian to let go, he couldn't wait to find someone to put on the bed for Zhao Sansi.Unfortunately, when he ordered one, Li Zhongxian poured cold water on it.

Li Zhongxian, who has a plump and more enchanting figure, said, "What do you think is the use of such long breasts and thighs? Look at this face, our family can't even look down on it? Can the emperor be served by such a thing?"

The facial features are finer and better looking, Li Zhongxian: "Look at this appearance, you want to have no breasts, no buttocks, how can you let the emperor enjoy carnal pleasures on the bed?"

The list goes on and on.

In short, there is no one who the old eunuch can't find fault with.

Although Cai Jun thought that Li Zhongxian, an old eunuch, didn't know how to pretend to understand, and didn't understand the style, he didn't contradict others.

After all, the little emperor's first woman must be treated with caution.She has good looks, and she has met the little emperor's eye, so she is willing to do this thing; of course, if she is more skilled in bed, it is best to make the little emperor want|celestial|want|death in one go, and she can't stop. One can't let go, the little emperor can't enjoy the beauty of this sensual joy for the first time, but has a shadow instead, that's not good.

After a comprehensive consideration, Cai Jun did not find a suitable candidate for several days, and Li Zhongxian, who looked at the picky bastard, was a little tired, "Elder-in-law may as well say, who do you think is the right person to be the No.1?" ?”

Li Zhongxian glanced at him, then lowered his eyes again, with a pretentious attitude, "Our family doesn't know."