Empress Dowager + Spoiler

"Yes. The magistrate of Dongzhou said it when he sent this thing as a tribute to the court for the first time. Not only that, but I heard that the foreigner said that eating this winter scorpion every day can keep you healthy. It's a pity that At that time, foreigners had just brought in this kind of winter tree, and the planting was not good, and there were not many of them brought up every time."

Eating it every day, it can beautify the skin and strengthen the body. This is really a good thing!

Zhao Sansi immediately made a calculation in his heart, "Since this thing has such wonderful features, let the prefect of Dongzhou escort a few fruit trees to the palace when it comes to spring."

"Your Majesty, you can't do that. The Dongnai brought by the foreigner is very delicate. The late emperor thought so too, but the fruit tree is not acclimatized to other places, so it can only take root in the border of Dongzhou."

"My lord Wang is right. If the emperor likes it, you can just ask people to send more to the palace when Dongzhou pays tribute this year."

Zhao Sansi was slightly disappointed, but soon came back to his senses, "Then this matter has been settled in this way. When Dongzhou pays tribute to Dongnai this year, please remember to pay more tribute."

Zhao Sansi also knew that this incident was a small episode when he was on a errand at the court, and when someone below responded, he quickly got up and listened to the courtier's report seriously.

It is still in the first month of the month, and last year was a good year with good weather and good weather, so there is not much urgent matter right now.

In less than half an hour, the early court broke up.

Because of the lingering chūn|dream in her mind, Zhao Sansi was easily distracted when doing anything, so she simply refused to approve the memorial. Remembering that there were still a group of gossips in the palace who did not deal with it, she waved her hand and let Li Zhongxian went to torment the palace people in the harem.

In fact, ever since she made such a fuss in the court that day, she not only blocked the mouths of the courtiers, but the palace people in the harem didn't need anyone to warn them, they all covered their mouths tightly and behaved like a human being.Coupled with the fact that Gu Xizhao slipped a dragon's womb, the truth has not yet come to light, and everyone in the harem is in danger.

Li Zhongxian and his people went to investigate the people who followed the rumors that day, fearing that the palace people who were implicated would not care about affection, they immediately pushed out those who were the most talkative.

In the afternoon of that day, Li Zhongxian brought hundreds of court ladies and eunuchs to Chengqian Palace and asked Zhao Sansi what to do with it.

Zhao Sansi pulled people out again to kill the chickens and warn the monkeys. Naturally, he wanted to punish them severely, but who knew there were so many people.

There are so many people who are unfaithful to the imperial concubine?

So angry.

When Li Zhongxian saw that her expression was wrong, he was afraid that she would be killed in a fit of anger like she was on New Year's Eve, so he immediately persuaded her from the side in a low voice, "Your Majesty, these slaves are just scumbags, and they like to follow suit. If you punish me too much Seriously, it will inevitably fall into the shoes of others. Of course, the emperor is the most wise man, and this slave is afraid that others will say madam..."

This persuasion was on point, but Zhao Sansi was still a little unwilling, "Anyway, they are such good people who have no eyes and no eyes, Madam, who wouldn't like them..."

Li Zhongxian choked: "...Yes, yes, those slaves are blind, so they should be taught a lesson. The slaves thought that it would be better to punish them severely and let them have a long memory. , that’s the best of both worlds.”

Zhao San thought about it for a while, and felt that it made sense, and he wanted them to be grateful to the imperial concubine, which would only hurt the face. "Okay, I'll listen to your persuasion once."

Li Zhongxian breathed a sigh of relief, "Then how does the emperor want to deal with them?"

"I don't want to beat them, and I don't want their heads. Later, I will ask Mrs. Shen to write another book of virtues of my wife, and let them go to the gate of the palace hundreds of times a year, so that everyone in the capital will know what my future is. What a magnanimous person the queen is..."

Li Zhongxian: "..."

Chapter 111

Zhao Sansi made this order, and there was an unprecedented grand scene at the gate of the palace: every day from Mao to Chen, hundreds of palace people knelt at the gate of the palace and read aloud "Ode to Mrs. Gu".

Shen Yi, Shangshu of the Ministry of Rites, stayed up all night trying to bald his head to write a [-]-character article for these courtiers. At first, it was not called "Ode to Mrs. Gu", but a letter of confession, but in this letter of confession, among them Most of the words are used to refer to Mrs. Gu's virtues, and the rhythm is closer to poetry than to literature. Therefore, when scholars in the past heard it, they thought it was a prose written for Mrs. Gu. It's called "Fu Fu of Mrs. Gu".

Speaking of which, Shen Yi, Minister of the Ministry of Rites, was compelled to compose the popular "Ode to Mrs. Gu", and he is also a very famous scholar among later generations.

Of course, this is all for later.

Shen Yi right now, because of this confession that his colleagues called "flattery", every day when his colleagues come over from the gate of the palace, they will see hundreds of people who are uniform there, blowing grandly to that Gu Madam's flattery, officials with a bit of integrity, would roll their eyes at him a few times to express their dissatisfaction, and officials who watched the fun would laugh at him without exception.

Mr. Shen is bitter, thinking that most of his life has been smooth and smooth, he is still mature and smooth in dealing with things, how has he ever been ignored by his colleagues in such a way, and whenever he wants to talk to his colleagues, these colleagues can speak well It is also yin and yang:

"Master Shen, don't tell the lower officials, you are a noble person, and the lower officials don't dare to take up your precious time..."

Even though he was in a busy city, Mr. Shen, who had been neglected by everyone, felt as if his heart was in a barren hill. He couldn't stand this grievance.

So, he had no choice but to secretly hook up with Prime Minister Cai Jun, the head of the courtiers, and try to find someone who is willing to take care of him.

"Prime Minister, I feel bitter in my heart." The two have been officials in the same dynasty for some years. Although they are in the same camp, he occasionally plays tricks with others. Now that he has something to ask for, how dare he fight with others Just.

"Tsk, what's wrong with Mr. Shen? Listen to the sound of reading at the gate of the palace..." Cai Jun didn't know what to say to Zhao Sansi's unique coquettish operation. People, how can they have a good face.

Speaking of which, the little emperor doesn't beat or scold, he just asks these gossiping servants to read and admit their mistakes. This punishment method is very kind and in line with the punishment method of literati. They really can't find anything to criticize place.As for the only confession that can be criticized, it is natural to find the person who wrote the confession.

The loud voice at the gate of the palace was still clearly audible in the palace. Every time Shen Yi heard a few words, his old face became hot, and he also felt that his flattery was exaggerated, but... "Prime Minister, the next official was really I don’t know why the emperor asked me to write this confession.”

Cai Jun sneered, "No matter what the intention is, it shows that Mr. Shen has a good 'literary talent' at his fingertips."

The word "literary talent" is particularly heavy, and it is very clear with no deep meaning.

Shen Yi's face drooped, and he said helplessly: "It's not okay if the subordinate is wrong... These few days, I'm almost frozen into a popsicle by your cold faces."

Cai Jun quickly waved his hand, "Don't, don't, Mr. Shen, please don't, the emperor just praised Mr. Shen's confession of mistakes yesterday. Now you are a big celebrity in front of the emperor. What's wrong, you are amazing It's on."

Shen Yi: "...Could the prime minister be sour?"

Sour your grandchildren.

Cai Juan was cursing in his heart and grinning, "Master Shen really knows how to joke, why is the truth sour?"

Shen Yi: "The prime minister's eccentric words seem as if the subordinate officials divided your favor in front of the emperor..."

Give your mother a slap.Ever since this old man shamelessly flattered him on the issue of the posthumous imperial edict, the little emperor who used to rely most on himself has become more and more fond of looking for this old shameless bastard.

A lot of age, and still a dignified minister of the Ministry of Rites, he will do some flattering activities, and he is not afraid of being laughed at.

Cai Jun was slandering in his heart, and his face darkened, "The truth is the assistant minister personally appointed by the late emperor, the emperor will summon the truth every day, Mr. Shen, please don't put money on your face, you are so embarrassing. , as if it can be compared with the truth in front of the emperor."

After finishing speaking, Cai Jun patted the sleeve of the court dress that Shen Yi had touched, snorted lightly, and walked away again, leaving Shen Yi alone in a daze.

How could he, a minister of the Ministry of Rites, dare to compare it with the prime minister, but just mentioning it, the prime minister exploded like a bomb?

Lord Shen who flattered was despised by all the courtiers, and the little emperor who ordered such a thing would naturally be reprimanded.

Gu Xizhao didn't know about this at first, but her father sent someone to send a letter to warn her, so she knew what the shadowy voice she heard these two days was. After finding out the ins and outs of the incident, Zhao Sansi was so angry that night Her ears hurt so much that she cried.

As a loyal fan girl who is so loyal to her concubine that she is almost brain-dead, Zhao Sansi doesn't feel that she has done anything wrong. In the end, she lay on her stomach with her pillow in her arms, wiped her tears and complained to Gu Xizhao aggrievedly: "The concubine will make trouble for no reason. Take me...I vent my anger..."