She is playing tricks on me again today (gl) + episode

The cloth slippers that Liu Yulin was wearing before were sacrificed when she jumped off the building, and this pair of sandals was found out two days ago.

She didn't have any shoes for herself, but she remembered to buy them for her...

Looking at the warm rabbit ear cotton mop in front of him, Fang Xiang couldn't tell what it was like.

"What's wrong with you? Why don't you change your shoes?"

Their gazes collided inadvertently, Fang Xiang gave an awkward laugh, and quickly lowered his head to change his shoes.

Wearing a girly fan who hasn't been worn since the age of 16, I'm really not used to it. Fang tried to ignore the shame in his heart and pulled up a chair to sit down.

The pure white benches and the same pure white long dining table have no extra decorations, the tabletop is as clean as a mirror, and there are several plates of tightly buttoned dishes.

"Linlin, actually..."

Just as Fang Xiang wanted to speak, Liu Yulin lifted the nearest plate, "Have you tasted it cold?"

That's... sweet and sour short ribs!

Fang Xiang's thinking every night is good!

Without thinking about it, Fang picked up a piece of chopsticks.

The entrance is tender and smooth, the sauce is lingering on the tongue, it is the best in the world!

With just this small row, Fang Xiang felt that his life was complete.

She looked up happily, just about to praise Liu Yulin, but suddenly stopped.

I didn't see it clearly at the door before, but now facing the bright light, Liu Yulin's faint blue shadow can no longer be concealed, and it looks like she hasn't had a good rest.

The appetite just aroused disappeared instantly.

"Linlin, how about..."

He just opened his mouth again, but was interrupted by Liu Yulin in a timely manner, "Try this again, if it gets cold, I'll go and heat it up."

Fang wanted to follow her line of sight, and all the dishes on the table were lifted, sweet and sour short ribs, steamed sea bass, cashew nuts and shrimps, shiitake mushrooms, and a cup of red dates and lotus seeds that had been stewed for a long time.

All her favorite food!

It's amazing that Liu Yulin can cook her favorite food without repeating it every day!

"I can't even remember what I like to eat, but you remember clearly."

"Because you basically have nothing you don't like to eat."

Liu Yulin smiled lightly, and handed her a bowl of rice. The white rice grains exude a faint sweetness, the grains are distinct, soft and chewy, and she knows it without tasting it. This is her favorite long-grain incense. .

Fang Xiang bit the tip of his chopsticks as his stomach was gurgling without losing the opportunity, that's all, let's talk when we are full, otherwise, I'm afraid this meal will not be safe.

After making up her mind, she took the rice and reached for the shrimp not far away with her chopsticks.

Ever since Liu Yulin got married, Fang Xiang had never eaten the food cooked by her again. After eating it for a week, it was really not too comfortable.

After a gust of autumn wind swept away the fallen leaves, there were no cups and plates on the table, and there were only four dishes and one soup left. Fang Xiang moved from the dining table to the sofa contentedly, and her whole body was bubbling while Ge You was lying comfortably.

"Don't lie down first, it's not good for your stomach to lie down right after eating."

"Well... I see, I'll lie down for another minute, just one minute."

Fang Xiang squinted his eyes comfortably, then got up after being paralyzed for a while, and stopped Liu Yulin's hand from cleaning the table.

"You rest, I will clean up."

Liu Yulin turned her head and glanced at her, with a trace of exhaustion in her smile, "No need, I feel bad if I don't do anything."

Thinking about it here is also uncomfortable.

She grabbed the bowl and chopsticks from her hand half-forcedly, and carried them to the kitchen for her.

It wasn't much work at first, but everything was cleaned up in a few minutes.

Fang Xiang held her hand and sat on the sofa, and said for the nth time: "Linlin, I think you still..."

"Water!" Liu Yulin stood up suddenly, and before Fang Xiang could react, she hurried into the kitchen.

Fang Xiang was stunned for a second, and hurriedly followed.

"What's wrong? Is there a water leak?"

"No." Liu Yulin turned her back to her without even raising her head, "I, I just suddenly remembered that I forgot to boil the water."

Looking at Liu Yulin's stiff back, if Fang Xiang didn't realize that she interrupted her on purpose, he should really say MDZZ to himself.

She sighed, walked to her side, ignored her instantly stiffer body, took the kettle in her hand and put it in the sink, "Are you stupid? How can you get water without turning on the tap?"

Liu Yulin didn't say a word, and before she reached out, she turned on the faucet.

slam-la-

The water pressure is a little weak because of the high-rise, and the water flows into the kettle warmly, splashing a piece of clear foam.

"Linlin..."

"Fruit!" Liu Yulin turned around suddenly, her eyes flustered, "We forgot to eat fruit after dinner, what do you want to eat? Apple? Banana? Sydney? Or sweet orange?"

Fang Xiang pursed her thin red lips helplessly, reached out and grabbed her, "Linlin, listen to me first."

Liu Yulin didn't look back, she just pulled her wrist so weirdly, turned her back, "I see, you want to eat strawberries, I'll buy them right away."

Thinking about this, she was really speechless, she walked around in front of her, and looked down at her.

In fact, she is basically the same height as Liu Yulin, even Liu Yulin is a little bit taller than her, but Liu Yulin's head is so low that she wants to bury it directly in her chest, which is why she has such a strong sense of looking down.

"Can you let me finish my sentence?!"

Liu Yulin visibly shook her body, "I see, you don't need to say anything, just leave if you want."

what?

She just wanted to persuade her again and let her move out to live with her, so as not to hurt her feelings, why did she just open her mouth to drive him away?

"I said Linlin..."

Jingle Bell!Jingle Bell!

Suddenly the doorbell rang loudly.

Chapter 4

The words rolled to the lips and swallowed again abruptly, Fang wanted to vomit so much that she was about to vomit blood, and she felt that she would be on the news headlines in no time—#senior clerk’s home blasted only because of a sentence#; #;#The Ringtone of Reminding Life: Depth Revealing the Mystery of Leftover Women Suffocating to Death#.

Liu Yulin was obviously relieved, pushed her hand away, and rushed to open the door as if fleeing.

Before reaching the door, I heard Wang Dazha's angry roar: "What's wrong with this door! Why can't it be opened! Open the door!"

"Don't drive!" Fang Xiang reacted instantly, and hurried to pull Liu Yulin, but he was still a step too late.

The door chain was unlocked, and Wang Dahai rushed in, cursing all the way, followed by a tall woman in a professional suit.

"The two-day deadline is up, and you've already thought about it, so sign the divorce right now!"

Liu Yulin kept her head down ever since she opened the door, her hands were twisted together, her fingertips were rubbed so that there was hardly a trace of blood, and she mumbled for a long time before she could say a worthless sentence, "I, I don't want a divorce."

Wang Dahai immediately got annoyed, "I said, why are you so cheap! Do you think I can fall in love with you by pestering me like this? Let me tell you, it's impossible! I don't even want you to give me something like this for nothing!"

While talking, he turned his head and glanced at Fang Xiang at the door of the kitchen, and sat on the sofa with his legs crossed with that alluring bitch, as if deliberately angry with Liu Yulin. He also put his hand on the woman's lap, but was caught by the woman It was slapped away with a slap.

Xiaosan entered the room so grandiosely, but Liu Yulin just lowered her head and shook her shoulders silently, even crying so futilely, Fang thought that it was more than just hating iron and steel, it was already smoke from seven orifices!

"Wang Dahai! How dare you come here!" Fang Xiang glanced left and right, picked up the broom and rushed over, "Get out of here immediately! Or I'll beat you to death!"

"Yo! The tigress is showing off its power? Ugly people are always at fault. No wonder you can't get married at such an old age." Wang Dahai stood up calmly, neither hiding nor resisting, and even took off his coat leisurely button!

He took off his coat and threw it to that coquettish slut, then unbuttoned his plaid shirt, pointing to his chest while undoing him, saying: "Come here, hit here, use a little force, if you don't break my two ribs, I will still follow you!" You're done."

"Or you can go here." He patted the back of his head, "If you don't punch a bloody hole in my head, you're a fucking coward!"

If you say this to a man, anyone with a little bit of blood will have to do it. It's a pity that Fang Xiang is a woman. She didn't think she could beat a big man at first, but she was just angry. Hearing what he said, Instead, he calmed down.

Wang Dahai was obviously provoking her. If she really made a move, not to mention civil disputes, when Wang Dahai said that the husband and wife were not on good terms, and even sued Liu Yulin's family for violence, wouldn't she have hurt Liu Yulin?

Maybe this is Wang Dahai's deliberate trick to get divorced!

Damn!Wang Dahai, you are despicable!

Wang Dahai unbuttoned the last button, opened his clothes, patted the skinny washboard that looked like dried plums, and still yelled: "Come on! Hit! Why? Don't you dare? If you don't hit, you will ... Oh, I rely on it!"

Fang Xiang swept his broom across his face.

If I don't hit you, I'll sweep you, what's the matter!