She is playing tricks on me again today (gl) + episode

After a while, Liu Yulin acted as if she didn't hear her, she kept her head down and scratched her hands.

"Linlin?"

"..."

"Liu! Yu! Lin!"

"..."

Again!

As long as Liu Yulin is in a bad mood, she will automatically turn on the "I can't hear you or I can't hear you" mode.

Fang Xiang rubbed his slightly messy long hair, walked to the door and folded it back, reached out and patted Liu Yulin's shoulder, "I'm talking to you, why don't you say anything?"

Liu Yulin lowered her head. In order not to get in the way of cooking, her long hair was tied up in a fluffy ball head. Without the cover of the princess roll, and the light was so abundant, all her expressions fell into Fang Xiang's eyes.

Liu Yulin stared blankly at a certain point in the void, with slender eyelashes, plump lips, beautiful and empty, like a barbie doll without a soul, she hardly even blinked her eyes.

"Linlin? You..."

Fang Xiang froze suddenly, her eyes inadvertently fell on Liu Yulin's picking hands.

But in such a few minutes, Liu Yulin's two thumbs were actually scratched!

Blood streaked out, scarlet eye-catching!

Without even thinking about it, Fang grabbed her hand!

"Are you crazy? Doesn't it hurt?!"

Liu Yulin acted like a habit, and then she stopped by digging her thumb twice in the air. She raised her eyes to look at her. Her brown eyes were deep and dark, like a bottomless pool.

"Practice with me one last time."

It's not a question, it's a statement.

Such a deep Liu Yulin was rarely seen by Fang Xiang. She dodged her eyes and was about to refuse, but she heard Liu Yulin speak again.

"Actually, Wang Dahai called me yesterday morning."

"Huh?" Fang Xiang was taken aback for a moment, and immediately turned his gaze back, "What does he want to do again?"

Liu Yulin lowered her eyes, her thin eyelashes cast two faint shadows, "He... asked me to meet."

"Huh?" Fang Xiang opened his eyes slightly, was only stunned for a moment, and quickly realized, "Did he say something?"

"No, just the two of us meet and talk, he doesn't take that woman with him."

Fang Xiang snorted coldly, "Even if he has self-knowledge, bringing that woman will only make him more embarrassing! Well, since he has an appointment with us, we will go, just to spread the matter out, and we can't continue to be so confused. Yes Now, where is the appointment? What time? Come home or what?"

Liu Yulin bit her lip and hesitated before speaking, "Seven o'clock in the evening, Imperial Hotel."

"what?!"

Isn't that the hotel where I met the pào man last time?It mainly operates guest rooms, contracts banquets, and rents conference halls. It is not a good place to eat and talk at all.

Is Wang Dahai's brain twitching?Why did you choose there?

"I think he must be trying to play some tricks, or else it's impossible to go to the hotel to talk about things! Never mind him, with me here, we are not afraid! I want to see what he can do!"

Liu Yulin raised her eyes, shook her head slowly but firmly, "You don't need to go, I will go by myself."

"How can it be done! You look like a little sheep when you see him. I don't worry, I have to go with you."

"It's really unnecessary." Liu Yulin pushed away the hand she was still holding on her wrist, and raised her hand to untie the little ball on the back of her head, "Didn't you say that my KISS technology has reached its peak? Just try it. It's not convenient for you to follow. "

Moving a rock and hitting one's own foot is really a reward for the world!

Fang Xiang coughed in embarrassment, and said: "I said so, but Wang Dahai chose such an ambiguous place to talk about things, I always feel that there is something tricky, you can't go by yourself."

Liu Yulin gave a wry smile, combed her hair as a finger, and smoothed her slightly curly hair a few times from the beginning to the end, "I chose the place, not him."

"You?" Fang Xiang was stunned, this was something she never expected, "Then why didn't you tell me last night? Why did you tell me now? If you go to that kind of place to experiment with kissing skills, you won't be afraid that he will go along with the flow and kill you directly. Have you done it?"

Liu Yulin smiled, this time for real, the smile pierced into her eyes, "You are stupid, I'm his wife, I just do it, isn't that normal?"

"..."

That's right, Fang Xiang almost forgot about this stubble.

"But, he cheated, don't you feel disgusted?"

"Disgusting or not, grab it back first and then talk about it."

"But...you have to use this method to grab it? Can't you change it to another one?"

Liu Yulin raised her eyes and glanced at her, with a faint light in her eyes.

"What else? Talk to him about Thales' theory of water origin? Or Leuquipo's atomic theory? Do you think men look at the content? There may be a few exceptions, but most men are lower-body animals. Excluding all interests involved, men only look at appearance and bed skills, and in the case of equal looks, skills are the key to winning or losing."

Liu Yulin's lawyer didn't do it for nothing, his mouth was quite eloquent, and Fang Xiang didn't know how to refute for a while.

Liu Yulin took Fang Xiang's hand, and quietly rubbed it on the side of her face, "Even if you haven't been in a relationship, you've always heard the saying 'The world is as black as crows'?"

Fang Xiang nodded, "But..."

Liu Yulin interrupted: "Even if you don't believe it, the ancients said, 'It's easy to get a priceless treasure, but it's rare to have a lover'. The ancients thought that men are unreliable. Do you want to question the wisdom of your ancestors?"

Fang Xiang was speechless, "But I really don't trust you to go alone."

Liu Yulin smiled and scraped the tip of her nose, "Don't worry, it's a regular hotel with cameras everywhere, what could happen? Wang Dahai is not stupid."

"Can……"

Fang Xiang was still worried.

Liu Yulin got up and pushed her to sit on the edge of the bed, looking down at her, her bright red lips were plump and seductive, slightly curled up as if begging for a kiss.

"The only thing you can help me now is to let me become proficient in kissing skills at the end. I am worried that I will have stage fright at night, and I will lose my face when the time comes."

Fang Xiang actually rejected it in his heart, but...he really couldn't say it.

"Well, that's fine."

She closed her eyes, waiting for her to kiss him as usual.

After waiting for a long time without any response, she opened her eyes and saw that Liu Yulin had already climbed onto the bed, lay down in a well-behaved manner, and smiled at her with squinted eyes.

Fang Xiang was at a loss, "What are you doing?"

Liu Yulin's brows and eyes crooked with a smile, "This practice is for the meeting tonight, right?"

"Yes, so what?"

"So, from now on, you are Wang Dahai! You have to get rid of all distracting thoughts, put yourself into him, and restore Wang Dahai's reaction as realistically as possible, so that I can be sure that nothing will go wrong at night."

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Chapter 22

"Substitute into Cheng Wang Dahai?" Fang Xiang opened his eyes slightly, "How can I have the same brain circuit as that scumbag!"

Liu Yulin didn't argue, and still laughed at Yan Yan, "Then substitute someone else, anyone is fine, as long as it's a man."

Substitute into a male?

Fang Xiang lowered his eyes and thought hard, obviously hesitating.

Liu Yulin stretched out her hand and grabbed her arm, and with a little force, she pulled her onto her body.

"Isn't it just fantasizing about becoming a man, why is it so hard? Have you never thought about becoming a man?"

"I have thought about it." Fang Xiang leaned on her waist, and answered without thinking, "Every time I have physical pain, I really want to be a man!"

Liu Yulin chuckled, "I thought about it too, every time I see you, I want to be a man."

"Huh?" Fang Xiang was stunned.

Liu Yulin raised her hand and scratched the tip of her nose. This habitual action started when Fang Xiang came to the Imperial Capital, and Fang Xiang has long been familiar with it.

"Your luck in love is so bad, I'm afraid you won't be able to get married and become an old aunt, so I just want to sacrifice my ego and become a man to pity you."

"I'll go! Dogs can't spit out ivory!" Fang Xiang glared at her pretending to be angry.

Liu Yulin raised her chin, deliberately pretending to be a làngdàng son, curled the corners of her lips, and said airily: "Yo, who's little girl, this little girl looks so attractive, come on." , let brother kiss first."

As he spoke, he half-raised his upper body and poked his head over.

The lips folded, and Fang Xiang clearly felt that her lips were extraordinarily hot, which was very different from her frivolous expression.