She is playing tricks on me again today (gl) + episode

Liu Yulin stopped smiling, and followed her to turn her head to look at the elevator door. The silver-gray door reflected the blurred figures of the two of them, but couldn't reflect the stream of light that quietly flashed across her coffee-colored eyes.

Came here by taxi, but went back by bus.

When the two arrived home, it was almost noon, Liu Yulin didn't say a word, changed her clothes and put on an apron and went to the kitchen to cook, she was as virtuous as a peerless good wife of antique fossil level.

Fang Xiang wanted to go in to help several times, but was kicked out by Liu Yulin, thinking she was in the way!

In fact, she can also cook, alright, although she is at the level that can't kill people, but does this affect her choice of vegetables, chopping and washing vegetables?

She refused to let her help, and Fang Xiang was also happy to relax. Just as she was about to sit on the sofa and browse Weibo for a while, Liu Yulin suddenly said softly through the kitchen door, "If you have nothing to do, go online and look for videos."

"What video?" Fang Xiang lay on the sofa, swaying his legs, and looked up at her.

"Learn the video."

"What to learn?"

Fang Xiang was wondering, Liu Yulin came out holding the kitchen knife with greasy hands, "Fang Xiang, you are not really fooling me, are you?"

Fang Xiang finally came to his senses, cleared his throat in embarrassment, and said, "No, why are you in such a hurry to learn a kiss? You just came back from running all morning, aren't you tired?"

"It's not running a marathon, it's just watching a video, where can you get tired? You should look for it quickly, and you won't delay things during the weekend." Liu Yulin gave a few words, turned and returned to the kitchen, and didn't forget to leave another one before leaving. Heavy □□, "Remember to find something special~special~sexy and exciting, and the picture should be high-definition, so that it has more teaching value."

"..."

Fang Xiang twitched her brows involuntarily, does she have any room for repentance?

Have it?Have it?Have it?

Can she find an excuse to sneak out now?

Hearing the sound of DuangDuang chopping ribs in the kitchen, and thinking about the kitchen knife glowing with cold light, Fang wanted to despair.She buried her head in the big strawberry pillow, shook her head wildly, and wailed silently. After more than 20 years of growing up, she has never been so entangled like this moment!

After tossing for a long time, she finally resigned to her fate.

Half an hour later, Liu Yulin came out with the hot sweet and sour pork ribs. What she saw was Fang Xiang sitting cross-legged on the sofa with his laptop in his arms, resting his chin with one hand, frowning, staring at the computer screen intently, with a solemn expression. It's like studying a cooperation plan of [-] million yuan.

Seeing her coming out, Fang wanted to raise his head, his bright red lips pursed and pursed, as if he was a bit embarrassed, "That, Linlin..."

"Ok?"

"I can not find……"

Chapter 17 Visual Impact

In the afternoon of the weekend, the sun is shining lazily by the window, fine dust is flying in the air, and there is a drowsy atmosphere everywhere.

Fang Xiang, who was full of food and drink, lay on the sofa and checked Weibo with his mobile phone. After a while, his eyelids began to fight, and he closed his eyes while holding the mobile phone.

Liu Yulin was sitting at the table typing on the computer. Seeing this, she quietly went to the bedroom and brought out a thin blanket, carefully covering her body.

Fang Xiang didn't fall asleep, so he forced his eyelids to look at her, then closed them again, turned over and lay down, and threw the phone aside.

Liu Yulin curled her lips slightly, got up on tiptoe, went to the balcony and closed the door, then took out her mobile phone and secretly dialed the number.

"Hey, it's me. I promised you what you asked me for last time. But..."

……

Fang Xiang had a dream, an extremely weird dream. She dreamed that a huge mutated slime was chasing her madly. She ran as hard as she could, but she couldn't get out of its tracking range.

The sticky worm kept wriggling its fat white body covered in mucus. Every time it wriggled, it would make a sticky water sound mixed with popping sounds. It was about to jump on her, and she woke up with a shiver.

As soon as she opened her eyes, she saw the dazzling light in front of her eyes. She rubbed her sleepy eyes and got used to it a little. When she opened them again, she finally saw the source of the glare.

The light source comes from the laptop on the coffee table, which is currently playing a video.

In the video, there are two cute girls with fair skin, beautiful long legs, white flowers, they are both [beep——] not at all [beep——], hugging each other tightly and kissing inseparably , The sound of sticky kisses rang in my ears, like a continuation of the sound in a dream, the short-haired girl's hand was lower and lower, and even touched the long-haired girl's [beep-beep- —beep—] Inside! ! ! ! ! !

WTF! ! ! ! ! !

As soon as he opened his eyes and saw such a high-energy and exciting scene, Fang wondered how his pure heart could bear it, so he backed away violently in shock, and hit the back of the sofa with a bang.

Before she could hold down her beating heart, a familiar teasing voice came from her feet, "Are you awake? You really slept long enough."

She quickly propped up her arms and sat up. Liu Yulin was reclined at the end of the sofa, lying on the armrest of the sofa, without even turning her head.

"You, what are you looking at?!"

Liu Yulin turned her head to look at her, blinking her big watery eyes with an innocent face, "Teaching video, what's wrong?"

"What a broken teaching video! Why are there two women!" She pointed the direction of the screen vigorously, and her eyes inadvertently glanced at the screen again.

sky!What are they doing? !

Can two girls play like this? !

She doesn't want to know if it's okay or not at all! QQ

Liu Yulin scratched her cheek lightly with her fingers, and tilted her head accordingly. Her brown eyes should be as pure and innocent as possible, and she asked in a daze, "What's wrong? Aren't we two women too?"

Fang Xiang was speechless to the extreme, twitched his slender eyebrows, and tried hard to keep his cold expression from collapsing, "It's true that we are women, but what you have to learn is how to seduce Wang Dahai! Wang Dahai is male!"

"I know, but ordinary small movies seldom focus on kissing. They all go straight to the point. What I want to learn now is kissing. It's useless to watch that."

"Then you can't watch it like this! It's fine to watch two women kiss, but what else, don't you feel sick?"

Liu Yulin's face changed obviously, her eyes flickered and she turned to the side, "You feel sick?"

When Liu Yulin asked such a question, Fang Xiang realized that he was only concerned with being shocked, and didn't even consider the question of whether he was disgusted or not. Thinking about it carefully, he seemed to have no other feelings except that his three views were a little broken.

She wanted to lie and say disgusting, but seeing Liu Yulin huddled in the corner of the sofa, looking pitiful, the words rolled to her lips changed direction again, "It's disgusting...not really, it just feels abnormal, we can't see something normal ?"

Liu Yulin raised her eyes and glanced at her, her pink lips pursed unconsciously, "Isn't this normal? You haven't seen prop play, cross-dress play, field play, and..."

"Enough!" Fang Xiang felt that his little heart was about to explode from her anger, and if she didn't stop her, maybe she would pop out her own shòuPLAY or something, so please forgive her!

Liu Yulin closed her mouth, nestled in the corner of the sofa with aggrieved eyes, peeked at her from time to time with her big moist eyes, and muttered in a low voice, "This is the high-definition high-definition kiss I found after working all afternoon." If you don’t like the video, you can look for it, but I can’t find it anyway.”

"If you can't find it, look for it slowly, and learn when you find it."

Fang Xiang felt that there was nothing wrong with her words, but Liu Yulin pouted her lips and snorted coldly, "We learn to kiss, and there is no difference between men and women. If you are so resistant, you are just making excuses. If you don't want to help me, forget it." , at worst, I will..."

"What?!"

Liu Yulin squinted at her, looking extremely dissatisfied, but she still kept her mouth shut, "Anyway, it's up to you, I'm in a hurry."

Fang Xiang pretended not to hear, "Yo, it's getting dark, what time is it?"

It was indeed dark outside the window, only the sky was still faintly grayish blue,

"It's almost six o'clock." Liu Yulin raised her eyes and glanced at the wall clock, then continued to look at the screen with a calm expression as if watching a documentary, "It's fine if you don't want to watch it, I want to learn anyway."

"..." Fang Xiang coughed uncomfortably, "Then what, I, I'll go to the bathroom first."

Liu Yulin was very angry, and ignored her, obviously really a little angry.

Fang Xiang also felt that he was wronged, after all, he agreed to Liu Yulin, after thinking about it, he went to the bathroom first.

Standing under the pale anti-fog lights in the bathroom, Fang Xiang supported the sides of the sink, took deep breaths in front of the mirror countless times, and kept implying to himself: "Fang Xiang, can you stop being so cowardly? Isn't it just to pick up a Kiss? What's so scary? Mouth to mouth, flesh to flesh, arm to arm, how much difference can it make? Liu Yulin is a woman, not a man! What does that matter?"

Combing my hair, washing my face, and brushing my teeth shamelessly on the way, looking at myself in the mirror with phoenix eyes and thin lips, noble and glamorous, Fang Xiang took a final deep breath. To do it, besides Liu Yulin is no one else, I have to keep my word!"