She is playing tricks on me again today (gl) + episode

She doesn't discriminate against homosexuality, but she has a bit of a relationship with her girlfriends. When Liu Yulin calms down and comes back to her senses, she may still feel sick. If it affects their friendship of more than 20 years, it will be too bad Good deal.

She coughed lightly, and looked away.

"Linlin, you know, I have never been in a relationship at all. Every time I have a crush on someone, that person will fall in love with you. I don't mean to blame you by saying this, I just want to say that although you have only talked about one The object, I got married right away, but I have more experience than me, let me teach you to kiss, don't you think... Did you find the wrong person?"

Liu Yulin sniffed, not bothered by this question at all, and replied calmly: "It doesn't matter, we can learn from it, if it's really not possible, I will check the information on the Internet by myself, you just need to be my experimental subject."

"Really, the subject of the experiment?"

Fang Xiang stuttered a bit, she couldn't understand Liu Yulin's brain circuit at all.

"Yes, anyway, I want to prove it to Wang Dahai. You just need to cooperate with me and tell me your true feelings. I believe that with more practice, no matter how stupid a person is, he can become a master of passionate kissing."

Liu Yulin said it quite lightly, as if kissing is a function problem, and if you do it a few times, you will definitely learn it.

Fang thought about rebutting, but couldn't find a suitable reason for a while, so he could only rack his brains and say: "That... I still don't think it's very good, after all, we are both women."

"Women are better!" Liu Yulin pursed her lips, and her eyes flashed, "Men are lower-body animals, and they are definitely easier to arouse interest than you. If I can kiss you as a woman, you have weak legs and feet." Soft, that even more shows that I am highly skilled!"

"Uh..." What she said was so reasonable that she was speechless, "But...but..."

But she still felt like something was wrong.

"Hush—" Liu Yulin suddenly raised her hand to cover her mouth, leaned over her ear, and murmured hypnotically, "Hey, close your eyes..."

Her palm still had a faint smell of dust mixed with the bitterness of beer. It should be an uncomfortable smell, but it inexplicably disturbed her heart.

It was strange, the heart was beating faster and faster, and the tips of the ears were hot, as if it was not Liu Yulin who was drunk, but her.

She actually obediently closed her eyes obediently.

She felt her palms moved away, and the wet breath in her ears also disappeared. Liu Yulin seemed to be looking at her, her eyes were so hot that she seemed to be scalded.

Just as she was about to open her eyes, her lips softened suddenly!

what is this?

She was confused for a moment.

It's not her fault either, she's never kissed.

People in their twenties have never kissed, who would believe it?

But this is the fact.

Liu Yulin is her best friend and also her nemesis. For so many years, she has been haunted by her ghost, but any man she has a crush on, or a man who has a little interest in her, eventually falls in love with Liu Yulin somehow.

She admired herself for being so big-hearted and forgiving her every time.

The lips are wet, slippery and flexible that I have never experienced before, the body is already stiff, but the mind has already exploded.

This is kissing?

It doesn't seem to be as good as expected.

Not at all sweet.

Isn't it just a touch of lip service, what skills are there?

Even if Liu Yulin practiced it a thousand times, it would be like this, then Wang Dahai is definitely a fool, not only Wang Dahai, but all novels and TV dramas are fools.

She was still complaining wildly, when her teeth were suddenly pried open, and the flexibility suddenly penetrated in, sliding over her fragile palate.

That feeling is indescribable, like an electric shock!

Whoosh!

She pushed Liu Yulin away violently!

Liu Yulin sat on her and was already leaning against the bed, but this time she fell back and fell to the ground sadly.

"Hey, it hurts..."

Liu Yulin clutched her waist and sat up forcefully. Before she could store up her tears and pretend to be pitiful, a gust of wind blew past her eyes. Fang Xiang suddenly jumped off the bed, covered her mouth and ran out, and then closed the door with a bang. ring.

Hearing the sound of the door, Liu Yulin froze for a moment, then raised her head, looked at the closed door of the study with a complex expression, her eyes, which were always as clear as water, sank little by little, bottomless...

Chapter 12

On the weekend morning, the warm sun slantly falls on the dining table through the clear window glass, lazy dust is flying in the air, and the years are quiet.

There were two small dishes on the dining table, just enough for two people, one dish of bean sprouts in vinegar, one dish of bamboo shoots and shrimps, plus two steamed buns and two bowls of white fungus and lotus seed porridge.

For Fang Xiang, who always ignores breakfast, this kind of dishes is already quite rich.

She stuffed a piece of shrimp into her mouth and peeked at Liu Yulin while chewing.

Liu Yulin held on to the glazed white porcelain spoon handle with one hand, and typed on the mobile phone on the table with the other hand. The mirror-like tabletop reflected her small face concentrating on it, and the broken hair on her forehead slipped quietly, blocking her view , she quickly raised her hand and flicked it, before she hung it up, she hurriedly typed and put it down quickly, the broken hair slipped down again, after several times, she finally got a little annoyed, so she just put all her hair together without even using a hair tie , In two or three strokes, a fluffy and cute ball head was tied.

Before she tied her hair and put her hand down, the phone vibrated twice at the right time, and the information indicator light on the upper left corner flickered on and off. Under the bright sunshine, Liu Yulin's instantly bright eyes were still clearly reflected.

She quickly returned the message with her mobile phone in her arms. The corners of her lips, which had never been raised since the encounter with Wang Dahai, were slightly raised for the first time, as if she was laughing. After the ridiculousness, she sighed bitterly. A long breath, with a look of melancholy.

After being stunned for a moment, she put down her phone and stood up, "Linlin, I have something to go out, tonight... don't wait for me."

After that, she turned her head and walked to the bedroom.

Fang Xiang was a little surprised, "At least leave after eating, you haven't eaten yet."

"I'm not hungry, you can eat."

Liu Yulin directly closed the door, and then heard the sound of the wardrobe opening.

Fang Xiang stared at the half-closed bedroom door for a while, then glanced at the untouched breakfast, his eyes were half closed, his face was noble and glamorous, but his mind was flying wild.

Since the hasty escape three days ago, Liu Yulin didn't mention the mentally handicapped kiss teaching experiment, which was exactly what she wished for, and naturally pretended nothing happened.

But from that day on, Liu Yulin's mobile phone suddenly became lively, one WeChat message after another, from morning to night, it was even hotter than a young couple in the hot love period. Last night, she vaguely heard a video requesting dingling through two doors. A beeping sound.

Could it be that she couldn't get spiritual comfort from her, so she went to complain to other friends?

She took another peek at the half-covered bedroom door, and Liu Yulin vaguely passed through the door, choosing from left to right and yet to decide which outfit to wear.

Going to complain and still use such trouble to pick clothes?

Fang Xiang couldn't help but frowned.

hum!hum!

Suddenly, the phone vibrated twice.

Fang didn't even think about it, he reached out to reach the phone and was about to call Liu Yulin.

He glanced casually at the phone screen.

The notification light on the screen has not yet dimmed, and the pop-up WeChat notification message hangs brightly in the center, and a simple message follows the green icon.

[Death under the peony flower: This is the first time I went to the hotel early in the morning to open a | room, waiting for you, baby. 】

hotel? !

open|room? ! !

Also baby! ! ! ! ! ! !

Fang Xiang's mind buzzed, and without thinking, he quickly unlocked Liu Yulin's phone and clicked in.

I flipped through the chat records between the dead and the dead with Liu Yulin. I didn't look much, I just read the hundred and ten articles from this morning. Before I read it, Fang Xiang already felt a tightness in his chest, and a surge of energy and blood. It caused a throbbing pain in her brain!

She clenched her phone tightly and stood up suddenly. The pure white bench slid across the floor tiles and made a sharp and ear-piercing sound.

She didn't stop for a second, and ran straight to the bedroom.

"Liu Yulin!" Pushing open the half-closed door, Fang Xiang raised his mobile phone and said angrily, "Please explain to me, what's going on?!"

Liu Yulin had just taken off her coral fleece pajamas, and she was only wearing a thin bottoming shirt. She was picking up a loose knee-length sweater to wear, but at this moment she was stuck in the air.

With her mouth slightly open, she glanced at her who suddenly barged in, and then at the phone in her hand, "You..."

Fang Xiang took another step forward, "What the hell is going on?! Who is this man?!"

Liu Yulin froze for a moment, quickly put on her sweater, walked up to her in two or three steps, and snatched the phone.

"Who allowed you to flip through my phone casually?! This is an invasion of personal privacy!"

Liu Yulin's complexion was a bit ugly, and her voice was not only high-pitched, it could almost be called sharp, even hysterical!