She is playing tricks on me again today (gl) + episode

God gave me face, there was snow but no wind, I ran and made noise all the way, and I didn't feel cold.

Tired from running, they just fell down on the snow ground hand in hand, sleeping on the snow, as if there were only the two of them left in the world.

"Fang - miss - me! Hi! Like! You -"

Liu Yulin spread her limbs, lying in the snow nest, looking at the gray blue sunny sky above her head through the dense white mist constantly exhaled through her mouth and nose, she yelled three times in succession regardless!

Fang wanted to subconsciously cover her mouth, raised his hand and put it down again.

Except for the village wooden houses faintly visible in the distance, there is only a vast expanse of snow all around, and no one else can hear her shouting.

So what if someone heard it?

Liu Yulin likes her, and she...

"Liu Yulin - I like you too -"

With the snow-stained gloves brought to his mouth, Fang Xiang followed Liu Yulin and shouted loudly.

Liu Yulin glanced at her sideways, leaned on the snow again, and shouted back loudly: "Fang Xiang——I like you even more! I like you——"

The specially emphasized word "Geng" inexplicably hit the softest part of Fang Xiang's heart.

"fool……"

Fang Xiang moved sideways towards her, using the sky as a quilt and the snow as a bed, protruding his head to kiss her recklessly.

The breath is entangled, the white mist is lingering, and the hot and humid lips are constantly entangled. There is no need to think about anything, and the obsession without thinking about anything makes people dazzled.

I don't know how long it took, but the two finally parted reluctantly.

Liu Yulin didn't seem to be satisfied, she held her face, kissed her forehead, kissed her eyebrows, and then kissed her eyelids and the side of her face, wishing to kiss the word "Liu Yulin" directly on her face, Let everyone know that she belongs to her.

While kissing, Fang Xiang suddenly nodded her, "Get up first."

"Ok?"

Although puzzled, Liu Yulin still struggled to stand up first.

Fang Xiang also got up, walked to the side of the flawless snow field, carefully lay down on his side, imprinting her silhouette.

"Come on, give me a pull."

Fang Xiang lay in the human-shaped snow print he had made, not daring to move around, so he stretched out his hand and shook Liu Yulin.

Liu Yulin carefully pulled her up.

Fang Xiang pointed to the side of the human-shaped snow seal, and gave Liu Yulin a difficult task.

"Go, print a human figure next to it, and make sure they kiss each other!"

This job seems simple, but it is actually quite difficult. It is necessary to make the lips of the two human figures stick together accurately, and the body shape should not be too unnatural. Moreover, there should be no other messy marks around the human figures. spoil the overall effect.

That is to say, it must succeed once.

Liu Yulin glanced at Fang Xiang's humanoid print on the ground pouting for a kiss, and turned her eyes to glance at her.

"If I succeed once, what reward will I have?"

Fang Xiang squinted his phoenix eyes, leaned into her ear and whispered softly, "If you can succeed once, I will cooperate unconditionally in whatever you want tonight."

Liu Yulin's eyes lit up instantly.

"Really? Don't go back on your word!"

"I don't regret it, but..."

Fang wanted to speak but stopped, smiling but not smiling.

Liu Yulin: "But what?"

This time Fang Xiang didn't whisper in his ear anymore, but said it directly.

"However, if you can't succeed in one attempt, tonight... I'm on top! You know, it's not just that I'm on top of you, but..."

Liu Yulin blinked her moist eyes, and her pink lips looked even redder in this icy and snowy world.

"Oh~~~ I said, how could you say the kind of words that let me do whatever I want, so you are here waiting for me!"

Fang Xiang half-closed her phoenix eyes, as silky as charming, "How? Do you dare to bet?"

Liu Yulin's soft and cute appearance hides a soul that will never admit defeat, so she made a decision immediately.

"Okay! Remember what you said! Don't cheat when the time comes."

Fang Xiang smiled, "Just don't play tricks."

In order to have a sleepless night with no taboos tonight, Liu Yulin took off her gloves and took a deep breath. Under the cold air, her face was flushed, and she looked at the unspeakable cuteness.

Liu Yulin concentrated her attention, measured the distance with her eyes, calculated the angle, adjusted her figure, and carefully... lay down on her side.

"How? Is it finished?"

Liu Yulin lay on her side, with her face pressed against the cold snow, not daring to move, only her bright eyes looked at her with hope.

Fang Xiang took a step back and looked around. After a while, he frowned and slowly shook his head solemnly.

"You don't have to be too disappointed, it's not easy to show off."

Fang Xiang sighed slightly, and stretched out his hand to pull Liu Yulin.

Liu Yulin's face collapsed in disappointment, she sat up and clapped her hands, supporting the snow beside her, struggling to get up.

Before Liu Yulin glanced back at the failed work, and didn't even give time to pat off the floating snow on her body, Fang wanted to take her arm and leave.

"Okay, let's go back, I'm hungry, it's almost time to eat."

Liu Yulin followed her two steps and stopped suddenly.

"Wait."

Fang Xiang paused, took her arm and continued to pull her forward.

"What are you waiting for, let's go! I'm hungry!"

Liu Yulin looked at her expressionlessly, and suddenly smiled.

"Fang Xiang~~~"

Fang Xiang couldn't help but cleared his throat in a fluttering way of shouting.

"Gān, what about gān?"

"Cheating is triple punishment~~~ Then it's not one night, it's three nights~~~"

"..."

Fang Xiang turned to look at her in confusion.

Liu Yulin was still smiling, and her soft voice seemed to be smeared with honey mixed with sex.

"If you take the initiative to confess, it can be reduced to two nights~~~"

"..."

Fang Xiang was still struggling.

Liu Yulin made a gesture to turn her head to look at the human-shaped seal on the ground, and Fang Xiang hurried forward to hold her face.

"Okay, okay! Can't I admit my mistake?"

Liu Yulin pursed her lips pretendingly and thought for a long time.

"Well... for the sake of your honesty, if you act like a baby, I will reduce it to two nights for you."

"Spoil, act like a baby?"

Liu Yulin nodded slightly and spread her arms.

"Come on, throw yourself into my arms, put your arms around me and act like a baby, and say... Linlin, I was wrong, you forgive me. If you behave well, I will treat you as if you really took the initiative to confess, and not only will you be reduced by two Ye, can be reduced by 0.5 more, directly reduced to 1.5 nights. The performance is not good...it is still three nights."

Fang Xiang has never acted like a baby in his life, isn't this deliberately embarrassing her?

Also, what the hell is 1.5 nights?

Can the 0.5 still be half-stop?

Seeing Liu Yulin's "villain" triumphant appearance, Fang Xiang couldn't get angry, so he simply spread his arms like her, and said provocatively: "You better come, come, throw yourself into my arms, put your arms around me and act like a baby, just say ... Husband, you are the best. I want to marry you as your wife. If you behave well, I don’t need you to reduce it to two nights. I can add 0.7~5~ to you to add 3.75 nights. Performance Not good... the bet is cancelled."

You subtract 0.5, I add 0.75, look, I am much more generous than you!

Regarding who is the husband, the two of them had argued when they were in the imperial capital.

Liu Yulin thought that since she was superior, she was her husband.

But Fang Xiang thinks that Liu Yulin is born with a soft and cute type, which cannot be changed. No matter who looks at it, they will think that Liu Yulin is that delicate little wife.

As for Liu Yulin's so-called acquired reason of "she is above", it can be completely overturned, as long as I press her under my body and brew it a few times, won't it be enough?

But Liu Yulin firmly disapproved, insisting that she was the husband, and that Fang Xiang was her beloved daughter-in-law who would love her for the rest of her life, and she would not waver for 1 years.

Recalling Liu Yulin's insistence before, Fang wanted to smile without speaking, and just spread his arms like that.

She didn't believe that Liu Yulin could really call her husband for the so-called 3.75 nights!

Can……

She obviously underestimated Liu Yulin's desire for the phrase "I will cooperate unconditionally in whatever you want".

What does it mean to be slapped in the face by reality?

What does it mean to move a rock and shoot yourself in the foot?

What is no zuo no die?

What does it mean that the rear làng of the Yangtze River pushes the front làng, and the front làng shoots to death on the beach?

Liu Yulin, who was only one month younger than her queen làng, finally managed to "dead" her on the bed.

Who would have thought that the phrase "Ginger is still hot when old" turned out to be a lie!

Liu Yulin, the little Jiang who has been younger than her for more than a month, but she called her "husband", and for 3.75 nights in a row, she asked her to do this on the grounds of "I will cooperate unconditionally in whatever you want" Lao Jiang yelled "husband" for nearly thirty sentences in total!

The past is unbearable to look back on, and if I say too much, it will be tears.

This was Fang Xiang's emotions after he was forced to huddle in Liu Yulin's arms on the 3.76th night, which was five minutes past 03:30, and called out her husband for the last and 29th time.