She is playing tricks on me again today (gl) + episode

Book Title: She Tricked Me Again Today (gl)

Author: Yiqi

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As long as the routine is deep, the steel bar is bent into a paperclip~

She liked her for 20 years, and finally decided to... break her up!

If you can't do it once, you can come twice, if you can't do it twice, you can come three times!

She prepared a hundred routines and vowed to bend her into a paperclip!

Routine [-]: Suicide by jumping off a building and pretending to be scum.

Liu Yulin: Hey, don't stop me, my husband is having an affair, I don't want to live anymore! (How can I break without a husband? Find a male girlfriend to be on top!)

Fang thought: Damn Wang Dahai, you are looking for shit! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Wang Dahai: Innocent Face.jpg

Routine [-]: Coax the frog to the side and boil the frog in warm water.

Liu Yulin: Woohoo, he forces me to divorce every day, and I'm afraid to live alone.

Fang thought: I will live with you!

Routine [-]: If the scumbag is a scumbag again, I will love him, and practice my skills with me to get him back!

Liu Yulin: With tears in my eyes.jpg, you are my best best friend, I can only rely on you.

Fang thought: Okay...well.

The surface is soft and cute, and the belly is black t×The surface is glamorous, simple and dull p

Little t fake!Knot!marriage!Please rest assured to eat!

Content tags: special liking close to the water childhood sweetheart sweet essay

Search keywords: Protagonist: Fang Xiang, Liu Yulin┃ Supporting roles: Wang Dahai; Shi Qingguo; Gao Qian; Zhuang Yan┃ Others:

Chapter 1

The author has something to say: the change is exhausting... I hope the babies will like it~QAQ~

"Liu Yulin! Calm down! What will your parents do if you jumped off the building?!"

At 02:30 in the morning, on the balcony of a high-rise building on the twelfth floor, Liu Yulin was sitting straddling the cold aluminum window frame. Face.

Fang Xiang wandered anxiously at the door of the balcony, thinking about it, but was afraid that she might make a mistake if she got emotional, so he could only rack his brains and continue to persuade her.

"Even if you don't think about your parents, just think about it. If you are really gone, that cousin will be so happy that she will definitely not be able to wait a minute, so she will just move into this house. This house, but you and Wang Dahai bought it together, are you willing to let your parents' money be so cheap for her?"

As soon as the mistress was mentioned, Liu Yulin suddenly waved her arms and cursed emotionally: "Why?! This house is mine, why should that cousin come and live?!"

Unexpected harvest, Fang wanted to strike while the iron was hot, "Why do you say? You and Wang Dahai are a legal couple. After you die, more than half of this house belongs to Wang Dahai. Your parents will not leave even if there is a lawsuit! At that time, that cousin will not only sleep with your man, live in your house, but also be angry with your parents! Your father has high blood pressure, so what's wrong with being really angry..."

"Stop talking! I don't want to hear it!" Liu Yulin became more and more emotional, covering her head and covering her ears and shaking her head non-stop, her slender body also kept shaking.

my sister!This is the twelfth floor!

Seeing her swaying appearance that could roll over to the downstairs at any time, Fang Xiang felt frightened for a while!

She didn't care about that much anymore, she gritted her teeth, rushed over regardless of the three sevens and 21s, and hugged Liu Yulin!

Liu Yulin was startled, "What are you doing?!"

Fang wanted to pounce too hard, and the two of them turned towards the window together!

Liu Yulin reacted very quickly, her narrow back tensed instantly, her hands were suddenly propped on the front and rear window lattices, and her legs even pinched the balcony wall with all her strength!

Fortunately, she had practiced taekwondo, so her arms were somewhat weak. The two of them shook a few times, and finally managed to stabilize their figure, but the feet that were straddling outside the window were not stretched, and a cloth mop was thrown out. Fortunately, it was midnight, probably It won't hit any bad luck.

Just as Liu Yulin wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, the lifeless Fang Xiang who was hugging her waist suddenly leaned back.

Liu Yulin didn't have time to exclaim, the world spun before her eyes, and with a bang, the two of them fell to the ground together!

The balcony was a bit narrow, and it hit the wall this time, and Fang wanted to be dizzy when he knocked, and it was dark for a long time.

With her human-shaped pad, Liu Yulin didn't fall and fall, but the sharp window frame rubbed against the burning pain in her leg.

She gritted her teeth and got up enduring the stinging pain. Just as she was about to say something, she saw her lying on the ground with her neck curled up, in an unspeakable embarrassment, and swallowed the words that rolled to her lips.

She got up and carefully pulled Fang Xiang to sit up.

"Where did you fall?"

Fang thought there was still a golden star in front of his eyes, but he still shook his head in a daze, "I, it's fine..."

Say, get up.

Liu Yulin held her down with a frown, gently pushed back her long hair, and looked carefully. The more she looked, the darker her eyes became. Seeing that Fang Xiang was still struggling to get up, she lightly reprimanded: "Don't move! Are you dizzy?" You! Wait here!"

After finishing speaking, he dragged the only cloth mop left, and went back to the house with a deep kick and a shallow kick.

Fang wanted to be worried that she would leave his sight, endured the throbbing pain in the back of his head and the dizzy pain, struggled to get up, and closed the window first.

After closing the window, she was about to turn around and chase Liu Yulin, when a blanket suddenly fell on her shoulders, and Liu Yulin's voice rang fiercely in her ears, making her dizzy even more.

"How do you say that you've never heard of it?! Don't you feel dizzy?! You know you can't move immediately after bumping your head?!"

Fang wanted to cover the sun and xué, opened his thin lips in surprise, and watched Liu Yulin wrap her blanket tightly with a sullen face, then raised her hand to hang her messy forehead hair behind her ear, and then carried a sesame oil Bottle, led her back to the bedroom.

In the dead of night, everything is silent. In the quiet room, only the Gothic clock on the wall is ticking, and the rest is only the monotonous footsteps of the two people. Late at night makes people feel lonely and confused. Fang Xiang suddenly feels ethereal. The sense of unreality, the horrifying jump from the building just now is like a dream.

Just before tonight, she would never have thought that Liu Yulin, who had crushed her for more than 20 years, would actually jump off a building!

She is not someone else, she is Liu Yulin!

It was Liu Yulin who entered the University of Political Science and Law with the No. 1 score in the college entrance examination, and was admitted to the Master of Laws with the No. [-] score. She joined a well-known law firm right after graduation!

Such a Liu Yulin, who has a full IQ and EQ, has a high appearance, and the man who chases her can't count his hands and feet, how could he jump off the building so easily? !

Could it be that the more proud one is, the more unable to withstand a little setback?

Isn't it husband cheating?Let him leave the house and get out, and it's over. As for making fun of his own life?

You know, she has been crushed by Liu Yulin in all aspects since the first grade of elementary school. She is not as good in study as she is, and her appearance is not as good as her. Even her first love, a school bully, ran to confess to her!

If she was like her, wouldn't she be pissed off eight hundred times already?

She was pushed by Liu Yulin to sit on the edge of the bed, looking up at her, a little unable to adapt to Liu Yulin's sudden change of attitude.

"You..." Didn't jump off the building?

Before she finished speaking, Liu Yulin raised her eyes and glared at her, "Low your head!"

She probably wanted to stare fiercely, but unfortunately, she was born with a slightly baby-fat face, with a soft and cute breath flowing from the corners of her eyes and brows, and even her tightly pursed lips were pink. No matter how you stare, it doesn't match the word "sharp", but more like acting like a baby.

Even without the slightest deterrence, Fang Xiang obediently lowered his head.

These days, whoever is miserable is justified. The ones who jumped off the building were all aunts, not to mention her, even if the police came, they would have to be coaxed. She didn't dare to quarrel with Liu Yulin at this juncture.

Liu Yulin seemed very satisfied with her obedience, she pushed back her long hair again, found a place, took out a cotton swab dipped in sesame oil, and wiped it gently for her.

"Hiss! It hurts! Take it easy!"

This really hurts, the wall is not made of paper, is it easy for her to prove their friendship? !

Fang Xiang squinted her mouth and glanced at Liu Yulin. Unlike Liu Yulin, she had a thin face, narrow and long phoenix eyes, thin lips, and even a pointed chin. In her mother's words, she was naturally mean, and she was not a person at first glance. Easy to get along with.

That's her own mother, how could she be blamed like this, sometimes she really doubts that maybe her mother sent her off for phone bills.

It's better for Dad, I said the same thing to Liu Yulin, saying that she is not mean, but cold and beautiful!

In response to their "cold" word, she has not laughed in front of others for many years, and she said it with tears of bitterness.

Liu Yulin glanced at her, pursed her lips, her tone was still fierce, but the movements of her hands were obviously softer, "You deserve it, who made you do such a dangerous thing!"

Fang Xiang burst into tears QAQ, obviously you were the one who was about to die and jump off the building just now, why do you seem to be the one who made trouble for no reason?

The slander belongs to the slander, Fang Xiang didn't dare to provoke her anymore.