Fox Confused Tiger Heart + Extra Story

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Tiger Fox Asks One Hundred Questions about Sex…………………

Host: Good evening, everyone. I am the procuress of the rough waves, and I love the first supporting actress. Have you seen my appearance?If you don’t see it, it’s because you have a problem with your eyes. Go back and read it a hundred times a hundred times!

Still haven't seen it!I smoke you, believe it or not!

Voice-over: Hey, the host pays attention to his emotions, what time is it, it's live!

(The following brackets are the dialogue between two people, and the answers outside are filled in)

1 May I have your name?

Hu Liqing: My family name is Hu and my name is Liqing.

Hu Zhujing: Zhu Jing.

2 What is the age?

Hu Liqing: Twenty-eight years old

Hu Zhujing: Two thousand years old. (Looks sideways at the people around her.)

Hu Liqing: Ahem, a thousand years old.

3 gender is?

Hu Liqing: ... (raises her choppy chest) Do I need to ask?

Hu Zhujing: Same as her.

4 What is your personality like?

Hu Liqing: (The small book says - gentle, virtuous, considerate, kind, considerate... omitted) perfect.

Hu Zhujing: (Looking at Hu Liqing tenderly, smiling silently) Silence.

5 The character of the other party?

Hu Liqing: She knows how to be tolerant and considerate, and she is so kind to me.

Hu Zhujing: Passionate. (After being stared at, add a few more sentences)

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Hu Liqing: That year, by the Fairy Lake in Xishan. (Recalling the past, I blushed~)

Hu Zhujing: Yes. (lowering down and muttering) Surrounded by a lot of men.

Hu Liqing: (Pushing forward and hugging) At that time, a big white tiger jumped down from the tree and landed in front of me. It was majestic and majestic, and it completely stunned me. At that time, I thought, how good it would be if I could get her... ( Keep rubbing hard...)

7 The first impression of the other party?

Hu Liqing: So majestic, the snow-white fur is so comfortable and soft, especially those pure golden eyes... (holding her face in love...)

Hu Zhujing: Er... forgot.

Hu Liqing: (cough cough...) Didn't you say that you thought I was beautiful the first time you saw me?

Hu Zhujing: (smiling and nodding)

8 What do you like about each other?

Hu Liqing: Her tenderness also... (Looking at Hu Zhujing with fiery eyes)

Hu Zhujing: A lot. (bows head)

Hu Liqing: Tell me what are they!

Hu Zhujing: It’s a long story...

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Hu Liqing: Black belly. (Muttering) She never tells me about her past... with my mother, with Shi Xueru... (Wrench counts.)

Hu Zhujing: To attract bees and butterflies.

Hu Liqing: (glaring angrily--) How can I!

Hu Zhujing: (whispering) No matter where you go, there are rivals in love.

Hu Liqing: Ahem... I hate it, that's a thing of the past, now I only have you in my heart, really.

Hu Zhujing: I believe you.

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Hu Liqing: I hate it! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !It’s too good, we’ve already moved most of the palace’s collection of books back home, and she and I will study, experience and make progress together...

Hu Zhujing: Yes.

11 What do you call each other?

Hu Liqing: Big cat, cat, cat, big cat's daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, little friend, wife (usually), husband-in-law (at that time), the child's mother...

Hu Zhujing: Qingqing.

Hu Liqing: Actually, you can learn from my mother.

Hu Zhujing: Small... small... (Hu Xian'er called out sweetly -- little enemy)

Hu Liqing: Come on, come on...

Hu Zhujing: Next question.

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Hu Liqing: Be careful, baby, little enemy...

Hu Zhujing: Just keep it as it was.

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Hu Liqing: Cat.

Hu Zhujing: Cat.

Hu Liqing: Why?

Hu Zhujing: Because you like lying in my arms very much.

14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?

Hu Liqing: Myself.

Hu Zhujing: My child.

15 So what gift would you like for yourself?

Hu Liqing: All of her.

Hu Zhujing: A happy family.

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Hu Liqing: I hope she can be honest with me, say more sweet words, and sometimes not be so bad...

Bustard: When?

Hu Liqing: That's when the Lun family can't stand it.

The bustard: (suddenly realizes) So it is.

Hu Zhujing: I hope she can settle down a bit.

Hu Liqing: I'm so restless!

Hu Zhujing: Now... (There is a wriggling hand under the hem of the clothes...)

17 What is your problem?

Hu Liqing: You are the only one who has a problem!

Bustard: = =

Hu Zhujing: Introverted.

Hu Liqing: ...Are you sure?

Hu Zhujing: I am sure.

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Hu Liqing: Sometimes it's a bit too serious, but the Lun family likes her seriousness, and sometimes it seems necrotic, but I don't hate her being bad! (Tweak and tweak...)

Hu Zhujing: Excessive enthusiasm.