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Wan Yun just suppressed her anger and borrowed money.

Unexpectedly, the two couples were arguing even more openly.Wan Yun paced in front of the door for a long time, and finally shouted at the top of her voice, "Aunt Wang, borrow a hammer!" Wan Yun thought they hadn't heard, and was about to leave disheartened when the door was stuck to the door. A hammer came out of the door opening of the Yanhong Spring Festival couplet.The hammer was within a centimeter of her heel.She thought that if my feet were bigger, now, my bones would be broken.

After Wan Yun took back the hammer, she saw Luo Fu rushing out of the thatched hut in a hurry.

"Sister Wan Yun, the roof is leaking." Luo Fu gestured to her, "It's as big as a pot." Wan Yun's eyes darkened.The Fusang people went out, and there was no one to help them, so Wan Yun had no choice but to drag Luo Fu to find the landlord again.

The owner of the house is currently gnawing on a chicken leg that is charred on the inside and tender on the outside. When he saw someone coming, he quickly wrapped it in toilet paper, stuffed it under the pillow, and began to groan, "My leg hurts so much. The doctor said that what you eat will make up for you, you can't compete with my brother and me."

Wan Yun lifted the quilt, pointed to the half-opened window and shouted, "Oh my god, look, there's a wild boar outside that's digging your vegetable patch!" The motivation of the excitement is to have a pork meal or worry about the cabbage.In short, he stood up like a carp, stepped over the window with one foot, but accidentally caught the corner of his clothes on a nail by the window, and fell out of the window with a bang.

The fall shattered the kneecap.

The bones of lazy people are brittle.

The homeowner extorted a sum of money for the medicine and said that they would come to the house every day to deliver meals. "I eat four meals a day. Meat is the best, but no meat..." The homeowner touched his knee sadly, "I can't sleep well at night. In my dream, there are chicken gizzards, duck legs, and pigs. hooves, in the dark, run with light." Wan Yun didn't bother to talk to him, and found a shop selling old-fashioned steamed buns from the chaotic market, bought him a full hundred, and divided into two groups with Luo Fu. , and swung him in through the window.

"Hey! You can't let me eat cold ones? Can you bring me fresh ones every day?" The owner yelled fiercely, "Can I buy meat buns? If not, you can move the stove to the bed for me , I’ll heat it up and eat it myself.”

Wan Yun ignored him.

But unfortunately, the owner's house is just behind Luo Fu and Wan Yun's residence.

That night, he deliberately played tricks and sang extremely ugly tunes all night.

The next day, Wan Yun, who was currently black and green, moved the stove for him angrily. Seeing him shaking a cattail fan to make a fire, she felt ridiculous and pitiful, so she said, "Forget it, don't burn the bed. In this way, I will I'll give you something to eat with Luo Fu."

"No!" It was Luo Fu who said no, "I don't care about him, he doesn't even repair the roof."

"How about this." The homeowner glanced at Luo Fu, and took out a bag of plums from the bed, "I will show you a clear way, just walk 100 meters to the left from the shop where you bought the buns, and go to the small shop 50 meters to the right. There is a roof repairer in the alley, go and look for it."

"He's very unreliable." Luo Fu frowned, "He's really annoying."

"Let's treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor. We are not familiar with the place where we live, and we really can't find anyone who is reliable."

Luo Fu and Wan Yun walked around for a long time before finding it.The number of meters given by the homeowner is all wrong, and the left and right are also reversed.The two of them searched like headless chickens, only to find a wooden box hanging in front of the door, with about a dozen chicken eggshells inside, and a dilapidated house planted with bluegrass.Knock on the door and go in, only to find that the owner is a lame man. "We were cheated again." Wan Yun stomped her feet.Luo Fu pointed to the sign inside the house, which said roof repairs, no deception. "It seems to be true."

The two wanted to see how the cripple climbed the ladder.

"The smaller the place, the more strange people there will be." Luo Fu whispered

Rover was right.But the cripple is not some magic cripple.

The cripple has a cat.An orange cat.

The way he repairs the roof is to sit comfortably on a chair and let the cat bite the straw and run up to the roof to cover the gap.Wan Yun was dumbfounded.A cat is just a kitten, a little bit of straw to bite on.Wan Yun became curious, how long would it take for the cat to finish biting the pile of straw?

"So, do you want to take our money too?" Luo Fumu asked dumbly.

The lame fell asleep and did not answer.

At this time, nearly an hour has passed.

Wan Yun couldn't take it anymore, she pushed the cripple to wake up, "Old man, how about it, I'll keep you and your cat for dinner, and I'll pay for the roof repair."

The cripple opened his eyes slightly, touched the drool at the corner of his mouth in a half-dream and half-awake state, "Okay, okay."

The owner of the home with a leg injury was lying on the edge of the bed, tossing and screaming happily.

Wan Yun realizes that she has been deceived again.No roofing, bullshit, the homeowners just want to play tricks on them.

This cripple is the owner's uncle.

The weather here seems to be warmer than in Changliang, probably because of the white clouds like wool rolls in the sky. Of course, this is just Wan Yun's guess. She doesn't know what the weather in Changliang is like now. It's probably the same as all the springs in previous years. If It's not a volcanic eruption, the spring and the sky are exactly the same from generation to generation: silver carps swim together, and the ripples are carried on their backs, just like the water color of a lover's eye circle, tourists walk on the street wet with drizzle, bargaining, picking Fruit of the day.They folded off the fruit stems to reduce the weight, and then threw them into the river crowded with fish by virtue of the habit of playing for many years.The fish will jump up, jump again, and attack to the edge of the bridge, forming a beautiful silver arc.Not the same fish.Everyone laughed for a while.For a long time.Because people can swim faster than fish.In fact, when you walk on the bridge, while walking forward, while spitting, a kind of cooking material called grass carp will follow you all the way.Shameless people only need a mouthful of phlegm to tame a wild fish.Wan Yun is such a shameless person, but instead of using phlegm, she picked up a handful of wild, purple-black fruits.The fish was cheated by her all the way.Luo Fu also laughed all the way.Their laughter is also like a rainbow hanging on the arch bridge.

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