Shadow Trails in Azeroth

"They obviously have no intention of retreating. Even after the Iron Legion has landed, the demons are still gathering in the direction of Hope Port.

These bastards are crazy, or maybe this is the true face of the devil. "

In the makeshift camp set up in the ruins of the dilapidated Port of Hope, the great knight Uther, whose armor was full of bloodstains and scars from weapon collisions, was seizing the time to cook.

He had the Silver Hand warhammer at hand, sitting on the corpse of a chopped-up demon, holding a dinner plate in his hand while moving it to his mouth, while speaking vaguely to Lao Fu, who was smoking a pipe next to him. Ding said:

"They plan to take this place back."

"No, in my opinion, they are planning to destroy this place directly! They will destroy us together."

Old Fording beside Uther blew out a smoke ring very tiredly.

The double-edged sword he kept at hand had already been cut to the curled edge. Fortunately, as a high knight, he was also assigned a monkey version of the Ashbringer. The shiny thing was made to look like a double-edged ax and was being carried by Fording. behind.

He took the time to rest, first corrected Uther's statement, then picked up a can of green strange drink from the side, raised his head and took a big sip into his mouth.

Then he threw the rest on the ground and cursed:

"What the hell is this? Why does it taste so weird? What are the guys in the logistics department doing? It's just that you can't drink during the war. Drinking water or tea is better than this."

"That's Goblin Cola, what's it called Kaya Cola? It's said to be a new product specially developed by the goblins for this war. I heard from some old brothers in the logistics department that this stuff can boost your spirits.

Moreover, the goblins donated a lot of money to the coalition forces in order to gain popularity. "

Uther finished the last bite of rice. He picked up the wine bottle on his waist and poured a sip into his mouth. He threw it to Fording and whispered:

"Those brothers advised me not to drink it. They said that even the goblins themselves couldn't tell what was added to the ingredients."

"What the hell!"

The great knight cursed angrily:

"How could you give soldiers something like this to drink? It's so irresponsible! Those goblins really went too far. They smashed up their shop when I got back."

"But you have to admit, this damn thing has a great energy-boosting effect."

An annoying voice sounded beside the two knights. They turned around and saw the heavily armed pirates walking out of the shadows carrying several demon heads.

His trophies are quite peculiar.

Now he no longer cares about the power level of the devil. He is the kind of psychotic killer who wanders around the battlefield and then stabs you if your head looks good.

He didn't care about the way the great knight looked at him. He glanced at the green drink flowing on the ground, shrugged his shoulders and said to the two old guys:

"The weird taste of Kaya Cola can quickly dispel the fatigue and sleepiness that surrounds the soldiers' spirits through nausea and nausea within three seconds of entry.

It is simply more magical than tobacco leaves.

It is said that the Kaya ore unique to the goblins can produce a mysterious liquid that strengthens thinking and expands the brain after special refining. Back then, the goblins relied on this stuff to successfully improve their racial IQ and defeat the trolls who enslaved them. Woolen cloth.

That kind of ore is a secret treasure shared by the goblins, and even though several consortiums are fighting to the death, they have not revealed this secret. "

"ha?"

Old Fording blinked in surprise. After hearing Black's introduction, he picked up a can of Kaya Cola at hand, tentatively opened the lid and took another sip.

After a few seconds, the old knight couldn't stand the smell anymore. He turned around and spit out the boiling coke in his mouth. He turned back and wiped his mouth and frowned at Blake and said:

"Are you sure this weird smell like troll urine is so amazing? Why don't I feel like my brain is being exploited?"

"ah?"

Black, who was already sitting next to him and started processing the demon's head, raised his head blankly and looked at the knight. He said in a surprised tone:

"Who told you that this soon-to-expiry Kaya Cola can develop your brain? I just saw this name and wanted to share with you some interesting facts about goblins.

You don’t really think that those profiteers would add the secret treasure of their race to a cola drink that can be bought for just a few coppers, do you?

Is it because you don’t understand goblins?

Or is my joke too obscure?

Throw away the thing in your hand. God knows what the goblins added to it to reduce costs, but if you have to recycle it, it's okay.

Mix that cola with the evil energy that can be found everywhere, and you might be able to use it as poison for your weapons. "

"You bastard!"

Old Fording was so angry that he held the bottle and planned to smash it on Black's head. Next to him, Uther suppressed his expression to prevent himself from laughing.

And while the three of them were "conversing enthusiastically", the heavily armed Archbishop Mograine of the Legion of Light walked over quickly holding a shiny sword.

The shape of the sword in his hand is very similar to the Ashbringer sent by Fenner before. It should also be made by Muradin and the heroic blacksmith.

However, this sword was forged with Lula's Heart of Holy Light, so its power attributes are slightly different from the Ashbringer reshaped by Zella. It is said that Mograine called this sword "Bringer of Destiny". Represent your own strange destiny of drifting among the stars and fighting for thousands of years.

"You are all here, great. Come clean up and follow me."

Mograine greeted the three people:

"Illidan's demon hunters discovered that the demons were summoning an army of evil dogs in the valley not far away. They planned to use the beasts full of poison and filth to disperse our position.

The road over there is very rugged and the Iron Legion cannot enter. We must destroy the lair before the evil dog bites us to death. "

"Don't go!"

Blake expressed his rejection with a twist of his neck.

He said in a disdainful tone:

"What is my status now? Do I need to take action on such a trivial matter? You guys go ahead, I still need to discuss the next action plan with my Uncrowned Assassins.

Be careful of demon assassins on the road, my fellow demons are all over this land.

Also, stay away from the freed Uzul Devourer beasts. Once those soul-eating monsters eat your souls, the Nagfar will not be able to bring you back. "

Faced with his seemingly well-intentioned but actually malicious reminder, the three paladins just pretended not to hear it.

They gathered an elite team, with the armored Tapu sheep provided by the Broken Breakers on top, and rushed towards the rugged mountains in the distance along the road opened by the Iron Legion.

It is indeed an important place from the perspective of their target position.

Once the demons released the evil dog army from high places, those violent beasts would rush down the mountains without any hindrance.

As for what an evil dog is.

Well, just think of it as the advanced form of the Demon Hound. It is a demonic beast that is comparable in size to a tauren but retains the ferocity of the Demon Hound and has the habit of group hunting.

Their melee power is very powerful. What's worse is that when those guys die, the toxins flowing in their bodies will explode in the form of flesh bombs, corroding everything around them and leaving a wasteland of evil energy that cannot be dispelled for a long time. Only the elite demon army has well-tamed "biological weapons".

"I brought back information."

Garona appeared next to Blake a few minutes later, and was about to hand the bloody demon document to Blake when she heard a scream above her head:

"Your ship! Dirty brother!"

Blake looked up and saw Finna, who had come back covered in blood, lying on the little star's forehead, pointing at the sky and shouting anxiously:

"Someone stole our boat and ran away! It must have been the devil! Why are you still sitting there, why don't you hurry up and give chase?"

"Well"

Garona rubbed her eyes and whispered to Blake:

"Seriously, when are you going to take your sister to have her brain checked? How can such an elf speak so loudly?"

"That's her professional specialty, do you understand? Don't comment on our family's affairs. Besides, I've already seen her. The doctor in Dalaran said there's nothing wrong with her, she's just a bit stupid.

But that's no reason for you to mock my sister. "

The pirate said angrily:

"Be careful, I will turn you into a retard. Khadgar, who has been bullied by you, will definitely be very happy to be able to turn over and become his master! Oh, by the way, let your little boy pet take the Dalaran mages to the front. The battlefield interferes with the demons' rituals and serves as a magical warning.

I don't want to be suddenly hit in the face by a bunch of hellfire when I go to bed tonight. "

——

"The Demon Starship has appeared within sight. There must be some damn jamming device on their ship. Our torpedoes can't lock on to the target!

The attacks of broadside cannons and floating cannons cannot penetrate their energy matrix, but their magic energy cannons can attack us wantonly in this ghost place full of evil energy. "

"We are locked again! Quick! Tactical evasive action number three! Execute immediately!"

"Wow"

The engine of the steel spaceship that was advancing in the air increased its power at this moment. The huge spaceship flexibly tilted to the left and made a graceful turn, causing several dwarfs in the command room to scream and fly up.

On the command bridge of the Evil of the World, Dai Lin, who was sitting in the command chair, felt pretty good, as if she was driving the Sea King Power over a bumpy sea dog wave.

He listened expressionlessly to the troublesome warnings shouted by the busy mechanical dwarf assistants around him.

Although it can be seen from their panicked postures, it must represent very important information, and the demon starship in front of them is indeed rushing towards the Evil of this World that has taken off in the sky with a fierce attitude.

But it was so funny that Dai Lin, the old navy man, couldn’t understand those professional terms at all.

He looked at the console full of buttons and levers in front of him, and for a moment he felt like he was back to the feeling he had when he was a child and boarded the Kul Tiras warship for the first time.

Although he was ready to learn it from scratch, the things in front of him still felt strange.

Is this still a ship?

Damn it!

Two more lights on the console went out and three lights started flashing. What does that mean?

Also, can anyone tell me where my steering wheel is?

"Uh, grandpa."

Behind Dai Lin, Princess Nagfar, who served as temporary adjutant, carefully said to Dai Lin:

"Should you issue some orders or something now? This chase has been going on for almost five minutes, and you still haven't said a word. This is very inconsistent with your legendary status as an admiral."

"What do you want me to say?"

Dai Lin sighed. He rubbed his sore forehead, pointed at a thick stack of "Detailed Explanation of the Command Codes and Control Systems of the Evil Name in This World" and said to Nagfar:

"I haven't even finished reading this book that the dwarves thrust into me. Now I have to pilot a ship that I am completely unfamiliar with and the most dangerous demon starship in the stars to fight in a star sea that I have absolutely no idea about. Great war.

This is no longer a rush, my dear little granddaughter.

You know, the most important thing I should do is sit here without saying a word and be a calming mascot. You see, even if I don't get any orders for five minutes, these noisy little guys still sail the boat. Well done.

This shows that they don't need my order at all. "

"Then you can't just do nothing."

Nagfar waved his fist and cheered for Dai Lin, who was a little depressed, and said:

"Show us the same morale you used to beat us in the waters of Quel'Thalas. Do you know that you are the man I admire the most in my father's heart!"

"Um?"

This sentence made Dai Lin blink.

He does know that his traitor Black has a strange "most admired men list", and it is said that there are great people like Sargeras in it.

The old man grinned, picked up his command knife from his hand, and whispered:

"Did he say that to you?"

"Yeah, he only told the idiot Fenner, but the drunk Fenner couldn't control her mouth. Everyone knew it in a few days, but no one dared to say it openly."

Nagfar poked his cheek and said:

"After all, my father is a bit moody. He said that although you are very bad in terms of strength, character and raising children, what child does not worship his father when he was a child?

I think you should do something now, even if you want to maintain your father's precarious admiration for you, right? "

"Well, what my first mate said makes sense."

Dai Lin stood up suddenly, touched his beard, and stared at the devil starship that was being chased wildly in front of him. After a few seconds, he turned to the mechanical gnomes manipulating the hull and shouted:

"Pull the boat over!"

"What?"

The mechanical gnomes are all stupid. In this case, they still need to rely on the boat? What is this for? Suicide by any means?

“Although I don’t quite understand how this ship fights, my observations over the past few minutes have led me to the conclusion that our armor is thicker than that of the opposite ship.

Our speed is slow, and if we continue to evade, we will only be used as a living target by the opponent. This ship is not equipped to destroy the opponent's main gun. "

Dai Lin showed the dignity of a captain and said to the dwarfs:

"In traditional naval battles, under such circumstances, if you can't run away and don't want to surrender, you have only one option left: crash into them! Destroy their will to fight with a hearty gang fight!"

"Fighting a demon starship?"

Mechagnomes, look at me and I look at you.

This is obviously a crazy method that will never appear in their decision-making library. This rough use method was not considered at all when the spacecraft was designed.

"Don't you realize it yet? Once we are expelled from the airspace, the demons will launch a rain of firepower from the sky to the ground. There can be no retreat.

I don't expect you lack of courage to perform a suicidal ramming, just pull the ship over, or maneuver over them. "

Dai Lin grabbed the command knife at hand, moved her neck, stared at the mighty demon starship in front of her, and said:

"Assemble all the soldiers on the ship who can bear arms and come with me to slay the demon."

"You guys are just crazy!"

Trixie, the dwarf commander in the command module, screamed.

But then the entire hull shook under the bombardment of the mana cannon. Seeing the shield strength declining rapidly, the dwarf, who had no idea what to do, gritted his teeth and said to Dai Lin:

"You can't jump directly. You will be targeted by the close-range defense guns of the Paraxis. I have a bold idea. The captain's magic assault ship is still in the lower cabin.

That ship was very fast, and it was a legion-standard ship.

It can rush out undetected, and although its weapons cannot cause a devastating blow to the starship's armor, it can get you to that ship safely.

The evil trumpets of this world will help you attract fire. "

Seeing Dai Lin's eyes shining, Trixie sighed and said:

"You're right. Once we exit the war zone, air superiority will be handed over to us, and I will be sent to the pirate court for this. I hope you crazy people can do the impossible and survive.

But we need someone who can pilot that ship.

Let me state in advance that I am timid and will not go! "

"I come!"

Nagfar waved her fists eagerly, and she shouted:

"I know how to drive that ship. If you take off all the weapons and everything and squeeze in, it's easy to pretend to be a Marine Corps. Come with me, crazy grandpa, and let's go fight the exciting interstellar gang. Fight!”