Shadow of the Beautiful World
21. Deadpool. Iron Hand Challenge (Part 1)
On the Arabian Peninsula, there are ancient civilizations, amazing miracles, some strange families hiding here, and a bunch of rich local tyrants.
and the desert.
Yes, the endless desert, the desert containing black gold.
For countless times, countless treasures have been buried under the long quicksand.
To this day, in the unknown world, there are still a steady stream of explorers who come here, trying to find something of real value from the covered time.
There are expedition teams made up of ordinary people, solo explorers, and some guys with strange arts.
Especially those who carry on ancient memories.
They know more than anyone else how rich this barren desert is.
Snapped
Under the scorching sun, Miss Zatanna, who was wearing a long Arabian dress and a headscarf, wrapped herself tightly while cursing the damn sun, and kicked the scorpion that crawled on her feet away.
She's been wandering the damn desert for days.
She has completely lost patience and interest in this desert.
Fortunately, or unfortunately.
She didn't come alone.
Camel, Mustafa, you like tacos, don't you? I do too!
Behind Zatana, Deadpool, a psychotic mercenary also wearing an Arabic robe but with a weird hood, is feeding Zatanna's camel.
The lunatic also gave the camel a name that fits the customs of this place, called Mustafa.
But what he's feeding the camels isn't fodder or anything, it's the leftover tacos he ate last night.
Nobody knows what's going on in Deadpool's head.
Last night he tried to feed Mustafa beer.
And, like the other day, trying to sneak into Zatanna's tent and do weird stuff.
But it was also the same as the previous few days, before he opened the tent, he was hit by Zatana with a dream magic.
In a rising nightmare, the poor madman ran naked all night in the icy desert.
Ah Choo!
Deadpool fed two burritos to the camels beside him, then lifted his mask and sneezed loudly.
Because of the streaking last night, he caught a cold.
But the self-healing factor in his body can ensure that he will not be defeated by the disease.
Wiping his snot with his soiled robe, he looked back at Zatanna and said:
I don't understand why you don't accept my happy proposal. You see, we are alone, right? We also embarked on a journey to find an ancient princess together. This is the arrangement of fate~
Deadpool stepped forward, as if singing an opera, he made exaggerated movements and jumped to Zatanna's side.
Like magic, he took out a bunch of shriveled flowers from behind.
He flattered Zatanna and said:
Believe me, beautiful lady, there will definitely be a wonderful relationship between us
ah!
Before Deadpool could finish his words, the shriveled flower in his hand quickly turned into a spotted snake.
While Deadpool was screaming like a castrated male singer, the snake spit out a letter and bit his finger.
The terrifying toxin rushed into Deadpool's body, causing him to fall into the desert like a dead body before running a few steps.
Zatanna didn't even look at him.
She knew this guy wouldn't die.
In the past few days, Deadpool tried different ways to tease her, every time he tried to kill her, and every time he died a miserable death.
But within a few minutes, he would be alive and kicking again and continue to die.
Seriously, watching Deadpool get killed in different ways has been Zatanna's biggest source of fun these days.
Drip, drop
About 1 minute after Deadpool fell to the ground, the sound of the taxi horn sounded on the sand dunes in front of Zatanna.
It's amazing to have a taxi in the middle of the desert.
But what was even more miraculous was that the yellow car, which looked no different from a New York taxi, drove towards Zatana quickly in this desert.
Sure! Ma'am.
The taxi stopped in front of Zatanna, the window was rolled down, and the Indian boy Dupont wearing sunglasses made a gesture to Zatanna, and he said:
That collapsed mausoleum is just ahead, but it's buried under the sand, and we're going to dig it up again.
Then dig.
Zatana opened the door and got into the taxi. She reached out to undo the tightly wrapped veil and brushed her hair.
She said to Dupont:
Anyway, here's a guy with plenty of energy, and a robot that doesn't get tired.
Bring him and Mustafa up, and let's go!
Zatana looked boredly at the desert outside the car window, she said:
God, I really don't have any good feelings for this ghost place.
Under Zatanna's order, Dupont jumped out of the car and lifted the unconscious Deadpool onto the camel. Behind him, Noise quickly changed shape.
From a taxi to a pickup with a compartment.
A few minutes later, the pickup truck carrying a camel began to advance in the desert.
Dupont and Deadpool came to this desert more than half a month ago.
Deadpool received an entrustment from Merlin about finding the monster princess Xia Kela, and he talked with the monsters about the reward in Sulfur Harbor.
As Merlin said, the group of hidden monsters spend a lot of money. In order to find their princess before the celestial sphere converges, they promise to give Deadpool a large sum of money.
Really big money, almost dazzled Deadpool's eyes.
Deadpool knew he couldn't do the job alone.
He found the mechanical knight Dupont he had just met, and entrusted him to bring his own knight to help.
After Dupont lost his job, it was also very difficult to support the family and the noise.
Without much hesitation, he agreed to Deadpool.
But after the two stunned youths rushed into the desert, they realized a problem.
The two of them don't have the power to use magic, and although the noise can fight, it is also a robot on the technological side.
The day after the desperate trio rushed into the desert, they were trapped in an activated phantom maze.
If Zatanna, who rode a camel across the dunes, hadn't rescued them, they would probably have been trapped in that illusion until they died of old age.
The noise was running in the sand, and Dubender held the steering wheel.
The New York driver took a peek at Miss Zatana who was sitting in the back seat and was touching up her makeup with a mirror.
He asked:
Ms. Zatanna, I have a question. Why do you have to bring your camel? Noise can carry you. There is no need to carry that camel.
I love my camel, is there a problem? And it just saved your life the other day!
Miss Magician's good temper has long been worn out by the harsh environment of this desert.
She said fiercely:
I don't know what the hell is buried under this desert. Once you break into another illusion, we will rely on my precious camel to take us out.
Yes, Dubender, you bastard, you can't be so ruthless!
Deadpool's mean voice came from outside the car window, and he was lying by the car window like a spider.
In the wind and sand, he chattered endlessly:
I also like this camel. Both Mustafa and I like to eat burritos. He and I are good friends. I like the beautiful owner of this camel even more. Ah, Miss Zatanna, I
You really want to pursue me?
Zatana turned her head, this time she didn't treat Deadpool coldly, on the contrary, she had a weird smile on her face.
she says:
Look, Wade, as for me, I personally don't mind having a good one-night stand, but the premise is that you have to communicate with my boyfriend about it first.
give it to me!
Deadpool patted his chest and made a strong movement, like a knight about to charge for love.
he shouted:
Give me his phone number and I'll settle this matter. What's your boyfriend's name? Who's the lucky guy to get Miss Zatanna's favor?
He, he is a complete scumbag.
Zatanna made a heartbroken look as she teased Deadpool, saying:
He has a lot of lovers outside, and he left me alone, and went to a far place to have fun alone. I really hate him. Brave Wade, you must help me vent my anger.
Tell me! Who is he?
Deadpool pulled out his own knife from behind, and waved it like crazy in the wind and sand, he said:
I will punish that scumbag! I swear with my heart!
You know him too.
Zatana chuckled lightly, she smiled beautifully, and she said:
It's Merlin~
Depend on!
Deadpool cursed, and he shouted angrily:
It's that bastard again! There's that bastard everywhere!
He took out a calculator, clicked it, and said:
Merlin still owes me money, let me do the math, the interest plus the principal, plus liquidated damages, he owes me 23 million! That's right, that's the price!
Wade leaned against the car window, shaking the calculator in his hand.
He screamed at Zatanna:
Repay the money! Merlin's woman! Give me back the money! Don't try to seduce me! Immediately!
Snapped
The next second, Du Pengde suddenly stepped on the brakes.
The speeding pickup truck stopped in place, and Deadpool, who was lying on the window of the car, let out a scream, and the whole person flew out, hitting the stone slab in the sand dunes in front of him.
While the stone slab was falling apart, a dilapidated temple that was mostly covered by sand dunes appeared in front of Zatanna.
Here we are, ma'am.
Dupont jumped out of the car, and while opening the door for the lady in the back seat, he said to Zatana:
According to the map you gave us, this is it.
What are you waiting for?
Zatanna stood on the sand. She looked at the stone slab full of monster dynasty runes and the collapsed mausoleum temple in front of her. She threw a few runes.
Between the tumbling quicksand, several twisted but huge monsters were summoned from the shadows.
Miss Magician waved her fingers, and she said:
Dig it out as quickly as possible!
The noise also quickly transformed. Under Dupont's command, the huge robot and the monster summoned by Zatana were like a demolition machine, messing up the sand dune that was already rolling in the wind.
But they dug very fast, and after a few minutes, a deep trench leading underground was excavated.
Strange, why hasn't Wade come out yet?
Standing on the edge of the bunker, Dubender looked at the passage leading to the ground, and said:
Has he been buried?
That madman can do whatever he likes.
Zatanna didn't care.
She received a commission from Merlin to find something here, saving Deadpool and Dupont was just a matter of chance, she didn't really care what they were going to do.
You stay here, Dupont.
Zatanna told the taxi driver:
I'll be back soon, and Merlin will reward your loyalty, trust me.
After speaking, Miss Magician summoned a cloud of floating quicksand, wrapped herself in it, and jumped into the tunnel deep underground.
She went all the way down the tunnel.
In this collapsed but well-preserved mausoleum, there are murals of the monster dynasty that have long been obliterated in time, which is very similar to the drawing method of the ancient Egyptians.
Zatanna fell to the ground, and she walked in this dank dark underground palace.
She looked at the murals, which seemed to tell a story.
The story about the origin of monsters and the collapse of the monster dynasty, and when the kingdom collapsed, Emperor Xia Kela sealed his daughter away.
It's quite interesting. According to the mural, the sealed princess is not a good person.
Miss Magician commented, and then walked quickly into the deepest underground palace.
But the moment she pushed open the gate of the underground palace, Zatanna's eyes narrowed.
In the underground palace in front of him, there was nothing on the platform where the sarcophagus of the princess of the Monster Dynasty should have been placed!
There is only one note.
Zatanna picked up the note, on which it was written in crooked handwriting:
I found her! Deadpool is invincible! I'm going back to claim the reward, Merlin lied to me once, and he and his stupid woman can't stop me from getting the second reward!
Below that handwriting, there is also a terrible, weird, anthropomorphic Deadpool head drawn.
boom
The note was crushed by magic.
Miss Magician looked at the empty underground palace, her face was full of fooled anger.
Deadpool you crazy idiot! You better hope Merlin doesn't tear you down
Minutes later, Zatanna returned to the surface only to find Dupont strapped to a stele.
After seeing Zatanna appear, Dupont yells:
Wade is crazy. He rushed up with a sarcophagus on his back and snatched your camel. He said he would go back to collect the reward, and he said that Mr. Merlin owed him money, and he wanted to get it back with interest. I let you Noise went after him.
He is indeed crazy.
Zatanna waved her hand, and a sharp magic power cut off the rope that bound Dupont. She looked at the desert where the wind and sand were rolled up in front of her.
She said to Dupont:
Bring your car back, it can't catch up with Mustafa in the desert. Damn, that bastard has no idea what he took away
Yes, ma'am.
Du Pengde grabbed the phone, and while contacting the noise that rushed into the desert, he turned his head and asked:
Are we going after him?
No.
Zatana sighed with a depressed face, and she said:
Let's go save him.
Merlin regards him as a friend. Although he is a madman, I can't just watch him die here.
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