Zhu Wushi's eyes widened as he looked carefully.
General Yu's spring recruitment theory test came into view.
Zhu Wushi's pupils shrank sharply.
Who is General Yu?
What is the spring recruitment theory test?
Zhu Wushi's mind was instantly full of question marks!
Without time to think, Zhu Wushi continued to read.
The mountain is not high, the water is not low? ? ?
This is a humble room, the general kicked? ? ?
Zhu Wushi frowned, his face was full of confusion.
He couldn't help but curse in his heart.
What the hell is this, it's irrelevant!
Looking at Zhu Wushi's increasingly wrinkled forehead, everyone was curious.
At this moment, Su Chen stared at the virtual panel in the void, the corners of his mouth raised, and he couldn't help but want to laugh.
[General Yu's Spring Recruitment Test Paper] This is the spring recruitment test paper of General Yu, a young man of the new generation of Internet spirit. This is also the last spring recruitment of General Yu.
Because he was broadcasting and fighting with other Internet celebrities, he went in to step on the sewing machine. He will not have the energy and time to carry out the next autumn recruitment for a while.
General Yu!
Ahem——
Su Chen couldn't help but cough lightly.
Memories and pictures of General Yu in his previous life flashed in his mind.
Relying on a pair of moccasins and his unique flying kick to fight all over the world.
80 kilograms of weight, 79 kilograms of loyalty and courage, and one kilogram of shrimp thread, is it really true?
Netizens also created General Yu literature.
Packaged his experience and netizens' ridicule into famous quotes.
There are a few, Su Chen recalled.
No 467 people could get General Yu to sign the surrender document because he was illiterate.
General MacArthur commented on General Yu: "When I found a pair of moccasins on the battlefield, I knew I had no chance of winning."
Columbus also said: "General Yu's flying kick caused the Eurasian plate to shift by three centimeters."
Uchiha Sasuke also gave General Yu a profound evaluation: "In front of General Yu, I am like a scum of the Yu family."
Even Hawking sighed: "I have studied astronomy for a lifetime, and I didn't know why the universe was named Yu until I died."
Although General Yu was put into the sewing machine, his spirit is still being sung from time to time.
Haha——
Zhu Wushi continued to read the next part.
The youngest general in China's five thousand years is General Yu? ?
Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west, don't laugh at the poor wearing tattered clothes, when I was in trouble, the dog stepped on me? ? ?
Zhu Wushi's forehead wrinkled more and more as he read.
So much so that everyone else present was extremely confused.
Yun Luo blinked her big eyes, unable to hold back her curiosity.
She came close to Zhu Wushi, stood on tiptoes, and read carefully.
"General Yu's Spring Recruitment Theory Test."
"Hey, what is this?"
"General Yu is (beea)Who?"
"The mountain is not high, the water is not low, this is a humble room, the general is flying kick?"
Others were all suspicious when they heard the content on the paper.
Yun Luo frowned and continued.
"It is known that the general weighs 80 jin. Please ask what the general's weight is?"
"According to the question, General Yu is 80 jin."
"According to the picture, shrimp thread is one of the components of General Yu's weight."
"According to common sense, General Yu values righteousness, so righteousness is one of the components of weight."
"From this, General Yu is equal to righteousness plus shrimp thread."
"So, General Yu's weight is composed of righteousness 79 jin and shrimp thread 1 jin."
After reading the last question of the test paper, Yun Luo scratched his head, with confusion on his pretty face.
"Shopkeeper, who is General Yu? ”
Yun Luo asked a very basic question.
If you want to understand the content of the test paper, you must first figure out who General Yu is.
Because the whole test paper is obviously about General Yu.
Not only Yun Luo, Shangguan Haitang, Haitang Duoduo and others, especially Zhu Wusi, all want to know this question.
Su Chen pulled his thoughts out of his memories and smiled faintly.
"General Yu is a general from a certain world. He loves to fight people, but later he was put in prison for fighting. ”
"Ah? A general who loves to fight?"
"And was put in prison?" (To read the exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
Yun Luo said in disbelief.
This has completely overturned her perception of a general.
"I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand at all! ”
“It’s just a piece of paper. It seems useless!”
The old naughty boy shook his head and said disdainfully.
“It’s really useless!”
Su Chen shrugged helplessly.
After confirming that the paper was useless, everyone shifted their attention to the small car on the side.
The entire body of the car was yellow.
The other parts were green and orange.
There was a larger single wheel in the front and two small wheels in the back.
A sponge and soap were placed at the front of the car.
A small orange horn was hung on the right handlebar.
And at the back of the car was a hair dryer.
Seeing this car, Su Chen was really I couldn't help but want to laugh. []
Because the cute little car in front of me is the little cart of Makabaka.
It's so funny.
If I tell Zhu Wusi that this is a toy car for children, he will probably be so angry that he will vomit blood!
"Shopkeeper, this car--"
Zhu Wusi looked at Su Chen, his eyes full of expectations.
How he hoped that the car in front of him was not just as simple as he saw.
Zhu Wusi was still imagining what unique functions and uses this car had.
"This car, ifWhat Shen Hou saw was a very cute stroller that could be used as a means of transportation for the baby.
Su Chen’s words shattered Zhu Wusi’s last fantasy.
He widened his eyes in disbelief, and then fell down on the chair.
“Puff——”
Cao Zhengchun looked very proud and couldn’t help laughing out loud.
Then he quickly put away his smile and made a comforting look.
“Shen Hou, don’t be disappointed.”
“This stroller is exquisitely made and beautifully colored. It is unique in the world. ”
Zhu Wushi’s fists creaked, and he wanted to punch Cao Zhengchun directly.
A eunuch dared to laugh at me.
Hmph~
Cao Zhengchun, don’t be too proud too soon. When you open the jar, you may not be lucky enough.
After listening to Su Chen’s words, Shi Feixuan, who was standing by, also covered her face and laughed.
She didn’t laugh at Zhu Wushi.
But the things in the jar were really interesting.
Because these things were put in by this handsome shop owner, Shi Feixuan Feixuan felt that Su Chen had a very interesting soul.
She had never met such an interesting person in her life.
Thinking of this, Shi Feixuan couldn't help but smile.
Su Chen saw all this.
A woman like Shi Feixuan was somewhat similar to the little dragon girl in the past, both of them were extremely serious and never smiled.
They were always pretentious, which made people intimidated.
Seeing Shi Feixuan's charming smile, Su Chen couldn't help but be fascinated.
"Hehehe——it's fun! ”
The old naughty boy pushed the cart in the house happily, not caring about the owner's mood at the moment.
Shangguan Haitang wanted to persuade but didn't know what to say, so she just kept silent and said nothing.
"Bang~"
After a few breaths, the sound of the jar breaking broke the silence.
This is Zhu Wusi's last jar.
Whether he can get something good depends on this one move.
The jar broke!
A crystal ball emitting colorful light appeared in front of everyone.
…….
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