Self-disciplined, I am invincible
Chapter 640: Is there any fart that smells good? (4 updates, extra update from the leader)
Li Dan held his nose and went in.
Sure enough, his eyes were bright, and time flowed slower inside the fresh fart.
Li Dan came out laughing.
"Okay, okay, from today on, you will follow me well. From now on, your name will be Wong Tai Sin, and your nickname will be Da Huang!"
After Li Dan finished speaking, he quickly went in. In fact, as long as he got used to it, he wouldn't smell the smell anymore.
Without saying anything else, he took out a large handful of immortal jade and started practicing.
As the sun rose, Li Dan absorbed nearly 30,000 immortal jade in his hand.
This only started in the second half of the night, and the Jingyuan Swallowing Technique was used.
If it were anyone else, it would be impossible for you to get these 30,000 immortal jade in less than a month and a half.
Now Li Dan likes Wong Tai Sin more and more.
Whoever dares to call you ugly in the future, Master, I will be the first to refuse.
Sensing the hunger message from Wong Tai Sin, Li Dan laughed, took out a set of human clothes and put it on.
He looked around and put his tongue into his mouth.
But soon it fell out again.
Well, this wise and foolish look should be finalized.
Although I'm still a little ugly, with you by my side, I look even more handsome.
Just don’t run into old perverts like Master Miaoqing again.
Li Dan happily pulled Huang Taixian and headed towards Fangshi.
"I'm in a good mood today. I'll treat you to roast chicken. That's enough!"
…………
In the bustling restaurant, the surrounding guests were all pointing and laughing from time to time.
Because sitting at the next table was a handsome young man carrying a long sword. He was eating elegantly.
But on the opposite side, there was a weasel demon squatting on a wooden bench with two legs, eyes bulging, rolling his eyes, hanging out his tongue, wearing human clothes.
He was eating roasted chicken one bite at a time.
The chicken served by the waiter put it directly into his mouth, then slurped it out and pulled it out, leaving only a chicken rack.
Next to it, hundreds of chicken racks have been thrown.
A clean thief, worthy of being a weasel.
More importantly, it's so ugly.
So when the two sides compare, the man looks more handsome and elegant.
"Xiao Er, one hundred more!" Li Dan shouted.
"Okay, sir, please wait a moment!" The two waiters brought out another twenty roast chickens.
Li Dan flicked his fingers, and thirty pieces of fairy jade fell steadily in front of the counter.
The old shopkeeper has been watching him for a long time, fearing that he will eat the king's meal.
Seeing this at this moment, he immediately accepted the fairy jade with a smile and told the cook to hurry up.
Everyone laughed, but the strange thing was that after looking at this ugly monster for a long time, they actually found it very cute, and their mood improved inexplicably.
The ugliness can be ignored, but the silly and hilarious look is quite interesting.
Do you think it's strange?
It seems to be easy to raise, just like roast chicken, except that it eats a bit.
"Sir, do you want to sell this pet beast of yours? I am willing to offer you two thousand immortal jade!"
At this moment, a middle-aged man came over and said, "He is interested in Wong Tai Sin."
Li Dan looked at him slowly and continued drinking: "Not for sale!"
"Is the price negotiable? The worst case scenario is that I will..."
"I told you, I won't sell it!"
Li Dan slammed the table, and a powerful aura rippled out, causing the middle-aged man with the Yiyuan Supreme Realm to roll down the stairs.
Countless people were shocked.
"Half, half holy realm."
"Quick, quick, stop looking."
"Good guy, you are a half-saint at such a young age, you are a monster."
"I blame that guy for being unlucky and shooting him first."
"The hobbies of the semi-sacred realm are different from ours."
…………
After having enough wine and food, Li Dan led Huang Taixian out.
Looking at the streets with people coming and going, after finding out where the Alchemist Guild was, he left.
The Alchemist Guild is the most famous place within hundreds of thousands of miles of Jingyang City, and it is also the holy place for all alchemists.
Being able to be recognized and given an identity here is a matter of honoring one's ancestors.
Just like the last time Li Dan robbed the pregnancy spirit dust in the abandoned alchemy furnace, the original person was a little old man.
He was wearing the clothes issued by the Alchemist Guild, which was called a bastard.
Many people admired him even more when they saw this, and everything became much easier to handle.
Of course, at the end of the settlement, he was forced to buy and sell, and he was slapped in the face by his eight elixirs.
As much fun as you want.
When Li Dan came here, there were some alchemists wearing alchemy robes who came with their apprentices to check and verify.
There are some people here waiting to visit a certain master.
There are also people who have other thoughts.
Just like when Li Dan first arrived, before he could open his mouth, a man with a sinister look came over and said with a smile.
"Young Master is here to test the alchemy master?"
"Young master can embark on this enviable path at such a young age. I admire him."
"But then again, the test is very difficult, but I have someone inside who has guaranteed it. Do you want to consider it?"
Li Dan chuckled: "Have you covered subjects one, two and three?"
The visitor was stunned.
"I don't understand what the young master is saying, but the pharmacological knowledge and theory are 100% passable. We also have a way to refine the elixir in the last step. Young Master, please wait. We can still discuss the price..."
Li Dan led Huang Daxian into the Alchemist Guild. He was not here to assess the alchemists.
It’s okay not to have that kind of false reputation.
He came for help.
Because many people also come to the guild to seek help from the alchemist. For example, as soon as they enter, there are hundreds of people holding signs in an area.
[I’m looking for an alchemist who can refine the fragrant elixir! 】
[Employment mission, asking for an alchemist to assist in treatment. 】
[A fifth-grade alchemist is here, the price is easy to say. 】
[The family hires an honorary elder and gets a thousand immortal jade every year! 】
…………
If an alchemist agrees or is ready to practice, he will be selected according to his needs.
There are also those who come here specifically for assessment to bring glory to their family.
In short, this office hall is huge.
Li Dan queued up until it was his turn.
The lady at the counter, who was originally a little impatient, frowned.
"what would you like……"
As soon as he looked up, he saw a handsome little brother, carrying a long sword on his back, like a banished immortal, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
The fatigue of the day disappears.
"Sir, what kind of business do you want to do?"
"gei gie."
Before Li Dan could speak, Huang Taixian, who was wearing a human suit, curiously poked his head out from behind and sucked his tongue.
"Oh my god -" The beautiful young lady was startled.
I was refreshed again.
"Dahuang!" Li Dan shouted, and Huang Daxian backed away angrily.
"I'm sorry, beautiful fairy sister, I would like to ask if your alchemist guild has such an elixir or prescription. If you eat it, the farts will be fragrant.
Try to have a variety of flavors to choose from. Personally, I like strawberry, peach and melon flavors, but gardenia and mint are also acceptable. "
Li Dan said seriously, pointing his finger.
The lady at the service desk was stunned for a long time without reacting.
He's so handsome, it's all for nothing.
Emotions are the same as those of your pet.
One can be seen at a glance, the other can only be seen by talking.
"Is it available? I need it urgently?" Li Dan asked.
The young lady immediately shook her head: "This thing really doesn't exist."
Li Dan frowned: "It shouldn't be. Look, we ate the leek box, and what came out was the smell of leek. If we eat garlic..."
Before Li Dan finished speaking, the young lady quickly said: "Sir, I really can't answer the question you want to ask, because no alchemist is perverted to study such a strong-flavored elixir."
Thanks to the boss [Hanhan Yuanyuan] for the 5000 reward, thank the boss [There Are Fish in Deep Water] for the 1500 reward, and thank the boss [Book Friends 20210404200807578] for the 1100 reward.
The fourth update is here, minus 5,000, and adding this time, there is still [119366].
Well, the difference is more than 600, which is 24 chapters.
I still don’t believe it, I can’t pass the threshold of 24, so I continue to code...
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