Scourge the Entertainment Industry

Chapter 70: quick! quick! 1 o'clock faster

It has been a week since the incident. Although it still occupies the headline position on some websites and occasionally hits a hot search, it has nothing to do with Xie Tian and Zhao Zihan. It’s just that some media are frying.

The entertainment industry is such a big circle, there are so many earth-shattering events, so once something major happens, it will be taken out and talked about over and over again until the next replacement event comes, even if the entertainment industry is calm in a few years, the media There's nothing to report, maybe I can talk about it, but none of this has anything to do with Xie Tian.

It is now during the Golden Week of 11th National Day, and the world is peaceful. Except for the long-drawn motorcade on the Gaoshu Highway, and the crowds of tourists in various tourist attractions, it is no different from usual.

The National Day holiday on the 11th is a rare long holiday in a year for office workers. It is natural to go out to see and play at this time, but for "social idlers" like Xie Tian, ​​it is still the same as usual. Staying with Concubine Zhang in their own tea house.

It is worth mentioning that Xie Tian gave Concubine Zhang a holiday on the 11th holiday. He is not a black-hearted boss like the Yellow Crane, but Concubine Zhang resolutely rejected him. Does it make any difference for her to go to work and take a holiday? .

If I have to say the difference, I have to spend my own money to buy snacks at home during the holidays, and snacks at work are free, and there are overtime pay.

When I'm stupid~ Vacation!

Seven days after the incident ended, Xie Tian was also idle for seven days. During this period, there were also some interviews with the media and invitations for programs, please ask in detail! The core content is all about that incident, all to take advantage of the opportunity to gain popularity, the show itself has no connotation.

How could Teacher Xie accept such a low job? It's a shame.

The third master, who was eating snacks, saw that because of the 11th small holiday, there were not many guests in the teahouse, and there was no little old man to play with. Xie Tian, ​​who was about to become a salted fish, was a black line on his forehead.

This guy has been in a state of salted fish since he came back from the capital, and he didn't go to work when he had a job. He just spent time in the teahouse and played with a bunch of old men.

It's not bad, it's all fun, I sing two plays today, and tomorrow I'll have a narration, I don't know how this guy can get so much, a good tea house makes him look like a pear orchard.

In the past few days, Uncle Xie's eyes were wrong when he looked at that guy. It was the kind of eyes that the emperor looked at the prince who was about to launch a mutiny to usurp the throne.

Of course, these are not important. It doesn't matter what the Xuanwu Gate incident or the teahouse incident is. It's not next to our third master Zhang. Retire in your early twenties.

Concubine Zhang decided to save this salted fish and save her career by the way.

"Teacher Xie, look at this Golden Week there are still a few days left, the teahouse will not be lively for a while, how boring it is to wait, why don't we accept an interview or play on TV? wipe"

There was no little old man in the teahouse, and Xie Tian, ​​who was lying on the table and was helpless, said weakly: "If you don't say it, you can't go, that's all a bad show, does it match my teacher Xie's temperament!"

Haha, Concubine Zhang gave him a vague look, just you! Still smelly?

As far as your temperament is concerned, the composition of a primary school student is flattering, you know!

She vomited in her heart, and then Concubine Zhang had to think about it, she couldn't take anyone's food and listen to anyone's, who told her to earn other people's money.

After thinking about it for a while, Concubine Zhang's eyes suddenly lit up: "Mr. Xie, why don't you write a book again, it's your duty as a writer to write a book. Kazakakakaka."

"Three Kingdoms is just a few days after its release, and I will open the next one. Are you tired? Besides, what is your duty? I said, writing a book is a side business, my buddy's main business is an actor, and we guys are in the entertainment industry, don't you know?" Xie Tian grumbled angrily, and changed his position to face Concubine Zhang with the back of his head on his back.

"Then you are a fool! If you stay at home and you are in the entertainment industry, then all the unemployed young people in this world will not become big stars. Kazakakakaka" Zhang Fei felt that her assistant was heartbroken. Hate iron not become steel and stuffed snacks into his mouth.

"My emperor is not in a hurry, what kind of urgency are you a little eunuch?" Xie Tian's voice was still in a hurry, a standard salted fish appearance.

After saying that, Xie Tian always felt something was wrong. After thinking about it for a while, he put his hand over his head, without turning his face, he still used the back of his head to say to Concubine Zhang: "Third Master, what are you eating? I've listened to the news for a long time, please reward me"

When Concubine Zhang was obedient, she laughed angrily, rolled her eyes, and threw the bottomless potato chips in her hand to Xie Tian.

"Promising" looked at Xie Tian who was eating his leftovers, Concubine Zhang shook his head contemptuously, and took out another bag of snacks from the bag Xie Tian had bought for him, and ate them. stand up.

Just the potato chips that Concubine Zhang gave, Xie Tian ate them in two bites, and licked his lips in a daze.

Not addicting! Want to ask Concubine Zhang again? No, that gadget protects food. Besides, it is better to beg for yourself than to beg others.

Adjusting his posture, he looked around and looked around. Seeing that there was no one on the second floor, he was sure in his heart that the sinful little black hand slowly touched Concubine Zhang.

"Dengdengdeng!" A burst of rapid footsteps sounded.

Xie Tiansou was so frightened that he retracted his hand, sat up straight, and looked at the stairs with a straight face that I didn't grab her snacks.

I saw Father Xie running in front of the two like a gust of wind, and said incoherently with a red face: "Quick! Quick! Quick!"

"What's the matter, you've made it clear." Xie Tian looked at the excited look of his old man, and was puzzled for a while, this is a good thing, big Dengke and Xiao Dengke are all done.

This father Xie's mouth was still fast, and the words were not clear. Seeing that the two were still sitting there with the old gods, their faces were all red, and they just wanted to hit people in a hurry.

Hmm... I didn't think so, he really hit, there was a crisp "slap" sound, Father Xie slapped Xie Tian on the back of the head with a slap, the sound was crisp, and there were echoes on the second floor.

"Crack~~~"

"Crack~~"

"Crack~"

Xie Tian covered the back of his head and looked at his old man angrily. How could beating his son relieve his emotions?

This slap to his son can really relieve his emotions. After this slap, Father Xie calmed down a lot and let out a slow sigh. He was not so excited, but looked a little excited.

"Come home with me, pick up your mother and let's go out to play".

"What are you excited about going out to play, and beat me?" Xie Tian complained angrily, and continued after a pause: "Besides, it's the Golden Week of the 11th National Day, where can you play! There are people everywhere, so what's the point? For play."

"Let's go and you'll have to follow, there's so much nonsense." Father Xie raised his slap and gestured to hit.

It's all in this situation, Xie Tian can say "Hey, okay! I'll listen to you"

Turning his head, Father Xie said to Concubine Zhang and Yan Yue, "Little Concubine Zhang will play with you too. You don't have to go home to pack your luggage, and let all this stuff buy you new ones. Anyway, he's not bad for money."

"Okay, Uncle Xie." Concubine Zhang answered crisply and asked again, "Uncle Xie, where are we going to play?"

A look of fascination appeared on the face of "Magic Capital" as he spoke.

The tea house is only a few minutes' walk away from home, so Xie father just took a car to rush back today.

Thank God it's not right, there must be something going on here, even if it's a trip that says go, you're a little too anxious. But I didn't dare to ask in detail, for fear of being beaten. After thinking about it, forget it, the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge, and when it arrives at the place, everything will be clear.

When I got home, I saw Xie's mother painting her eyebrows and applying powder in a leisurely manner.

This was anxious for Father Xie, and he was still muttering while circling around Mother Xie.

"hurry up!"

Annoying Mother Xie, he threw the eyebrow pencil on the dressing table, and said angrily, "What are you urging, you are in your fifties, and if you think about it, you don't know it in advance, so you have a preparation. , I'm going out to play all of a sudden, it's fast!"

"Don't hurry, or hurry" Father Xie didn't dare to say anything, just stomped his feet in a hurry.

"Why don't you hurry up? Why is there a time limit for traveling to the Magic Capital? If it's too late, you can send us back to the Northeast."

"Time is running out, the high-speed train at 8:30"

Mother Xie looked at her watch. It was already 8:10. She thought to herself that this old man was crazy. He was in such a hurry, but he didn't say much, and the time was running out.

Mother Xie was fine in the first place, and she usually doesn't need to put on makeup, but if you go out for a trip, you should dress up.

When it comes to this woman's makeup, her speed is based on the woman's mood. She can be as fast as she wants, or she can't go out for a day if she wants to.

Now, Mother Xie is speeding up, and the magic of eyeliner, eyebrow pencil, eye shadow, foundation, lipstick and lip gloss seems to greet her face.

In less than two minutes, the makeup...the painting was finished, and the lady of the restaurant with a good face turned into a beautiful urban beauty.

A few people rushed out and called a car. The driver was also very careful. When he heard that the family was in a hurry to catch the train, he stepped on the accelerator to the death.

A few people got off the bus and they all vomited. When they looked at the watch, the car was about to leave. Just bear with it.

Hurry up and catch up to catch up with the high-speed rail, and start to lose gas when you get on the train, hurry up!

Xie Tian looked around and was happy. Many of these people are in the same state as them. No matter how well prepared you are or how early you get up, remember the old saying, wake up early to catch a late show.

As soon as he was out of breath, Father Xie said, "Take a good rest, we have a tough battle to fight in a while."

"What kind of tough fight?"

"It will take about 1 hour and 40 minutes for the car to arrive in Shencheng, that is, it will arrive at the station at 10:10. We are on the plane at 11:30"

Mother Xie: "..."

Xie Tian: "..."

Concubine Zhang: "..."

A few people were looking at their watch while pinching their hands. As soon as the car entered the station, the door just opened, and before it was fully opened, a few people scurried out like a dog being chased by a rabbit.

The flight attendant only felt a few dark shadows flashing in front of his eyes, and was startled, what is this thing in the past?

Take a taxi, UU read www. As soon as uukanshu.com talks about his situation, good guy! Another person who mixes with the famous autumn mountains, or the same sentence, the autumn famous mountains will wait for you at 8 o'clock in the evening, if you see my car taillights, I will lose!

When I got to the airport, got the ticket and went through the security check, there was still some time left. While waiting to board the plane, Father Xie looked at Xie Tian who was wearing both sunglasses and a mask and a cap, and couldn't help asking.

"What are you wearing? A wanted criminal? You still owe a loan shark."

"How do you talk, your son is now a celebrity, a wrist!" Xie Tian raised his eyebrows proudly.

Seeing that Father Xie didn't seem to believe much, Xie Tian pretended to take off his mask and said: "Believe it or not, as soon as I take off this mask, a bunch of people will immediately come over to ask your son to sign an autograph, which will prevent you from getting on the plane. ."

Xie's mother came to see her son's autograph intentionally, but was stopped by Xie's father.

I'd rather believe it or not. If what this kid said is true, and he really can't get on the plane by then, there's really no place to cry.

On the plane, Xie Tian discovered that their family was still first class. Immediately, he said in shock: "Dad, are you alright, you actually gave up buying first class"

Father Xie glanced at him and said, "Economy class is gone, only first class is left. As soon as you said it, I remembered it. After getting off the plane, I will transfer these tickets to me."

Xie Tian: "..."

After that, Father Xie kept looking at his watch and muttered, "Why is it so slow, what a broken plane, doesn't it mean that planes can break the speed of sound?"

The flight attendants in the past were so frightened that they didn't dare to look at him, for fear that as soon as they met Xie's father, Xie's father would ask them to let the captain speed up and step on the accelerator or something.

While Father Xie was muttering like he was chanting the scriptures, the magic capital... arrived.

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