Scourge the Entertainment Industry

Don't look at Xie Tian's statement that he was a regular at the police station, and it was as if he was going out for a trip if he had nothing to do.

But in fact, he also went to the police station when he was applying for an ID card.

As far as the theoretical knowledge in his mouth is all from the movies, Xie Tian, ​​as an "insider", knows that art comes from life, so it is right to believe in movies.

Xie Tian walked to the conference room of the police station while thinking about how to "suppress" these police officers for a while.

Because there are many people involved in the case, and there are several celebrities with sensitive identities, they arranged to resolve the incident in the conference room.

At this time, the conference room was almost full of people. Except for Sister Wang Wumei and Concubine Zhang, the unlucky ones who were beaten were also sitting there humming.

The rest are all the police, whether it's the internal or the field, as long as it's all right, they all come here, and some even come back from home after get off work.

The police are also human, and they like to read some new gossip. Judging from their director Yu Zhenfei, maybe the people in this place are the ones who like this one.

The case of this star fighting has never happened once in 800 years. This is usually only when people on TV appear in front of him. This opportunity is too rare, so they all gather here.

Although there are big names like Wang Wu and Zhao Zihan, what makes them most curious is Teacher Xie, who has been making trouble in the city in the past two days, this man who is like a fan.

He is the author of Three Kingdoms and is now China's best-selling author.

He also wrote such unique poems as Shuidiao Getou, which made the Mid-Autumn Festival poems an absolute hit.

Because of the scolding on Weibo, he can run from the northeast to the capital to fight with people, and his temper is so violent that he will puncture your tires if he can't find anyone.

It's too escalating!

As for today's matter, I heard that the great writer ran away immediately after beating people.

So... is this a writer or a rogue, or something else?

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A few people came to the conference room, Xie Tian glanced around, then suddenly clasped his fists and shouted loudly: "As soon as it was cloudy in Xuantian in the northwest, the crows fell into the phoenix group, and the room was full of heroes, who is the king and who is the minister! "

Xie Tian's words were high-pitched and full of vigor, and the entire conference room fell silent for a while. Confused in the eyes. and yearning for wisdom.

Do people in this culture talk like that?

This is what Xie Tian said when he went to Weihu Mountain by outsmarting Weihu Mountain in his previous life, and when he went to Weihu Mountain to visit a mountain eagle, because the world is different, there is no story of outwitting Weihu Mountain here.

However, due to professional reasons, these police officers more or less understand some so-called bandit slang words and so on. And thank God, this sentence is also easy to understand.

In retrospect, these policemen looked bad.

Nima! Isn't this the bandit slang that the bandits of the old society said on other hills.

Why did you come to our mountain to worship, and then come up the mountain with an incense stick.

What annoyed them the most was, what does this mean, it doesn't mean that we are bandits.

Will you speak? It's just a literate person. These police officers are all angry.

Wang Wu and the others also reacted, and their hearts were full, and they looked at Xie Tian angrily.

You are really an ancestor! At this time, you are still dealing with demons and moths. You are really afraid that these policemen will not take you seriously, right?

For a while, there was no sound at all in the conference room, and they all stared at Xie Tian blankly.

Xie Tian raised his eyebrows proudly at Sister Mei when he saw the situation.

That means "how about it! Buddy, calm them down"

Seeing Sister Mei's heart throbbing, tears kept flowing into her stomach. She was so naive, why did she let this calf speak first.

It doesn't matter that no one has spoken, and people have also said that whoever makes the emperor come and who is the minister, is asking the boss to speak.

Yu Zhenfei came over and said with a businesslike appearance, "Hello, Teacher Xie, I'm Yu Zhenfei, director of Xiangyang Police Station."

Hearing that he was the director, Xie Tian took his hand, shook it, and whispered in Yu Zhenfei's ear, "Leader! Master Han and I were wronged." Glancing at Wang Wu.

He thought that his voice was low, but everyone in the room heard it and was instantly shocked.

Even if you dare to shout grievances in the clear picture on the surveillance, this person is too shameless.

Wang Wu was directly forced, why only he and Zhao Zihan were wronged, and what did he mean when he looked at me.

I don't dare to look at Xie Tian with confidence, Nima, it's wrong to co-author you, the male and the female, who beat people. I am the bad guy who didn't do anything, right?

Yu Zhenfei didn't expect Xie Tian to be able to say such a thing, so he shook his skin and said without a smile: "Mr. Xie, you are not wronged, and if you say it doesn't count, I don't count it."

"Che" Xie Tian said with a look of contempt when he heard the words: "Then why are you here? Call the one who has the final say."

Rao is Yu Zhenfei, the director of the police station, when he heard this, he directly broke the merits and roared, "Whoever said it doesn't count, the evidence has the final say!", and then hurriedly said as if thinking of something: "If you dare Say, call the evidence, believe it or not, I will directly detain you for 48 hours."

As expected of a policeman, his mind is just being lively. He found out what Xie Tian had done so quickly. He really wanted to ask that.

The words were choked on the lips, and Xie Tian felt uncomfortable: "If you don't say it, don't say it, what are you yelling at?"

No one paid any attention to what he said, why are you yelling at you? Not to **** you off.

Then, as usual, Xie Tian and Zhao Zihan were inquired and recorded.

After sorting out the record, Yu Zhenfei said to Xie Tian and the others: "I understand everything clearly, don't worry, it's not a big deal, it's not your fault, but Teacher Xie, you and Zhao Zihan are a little heavy, and they both see blood, so they need compensation. Give the other party some medical expenses, no objection."

Hearing the first half of Xie Tian's eyes turned white, a little broken director pretended to be a leader, but he still did.

When he heard Xie Tian slammed the table behind him, he stood up and shouted, "I have an opinion! What kind of money do you want to lose? Why do you lose money? You don't."

Everyone looked at him in confusion, these few people have no money, and they can solve the problem with a little money. Isn't this all happy. What's wrong with this.

If others don't know him, Zhao Zihan still doesn't know him, he gave him a blank look: "I'll show you the deduction, I'll go out for this money."

"No!" After speaking, he seemed to find his tone a little heavy and explained: "You are different from mine."

Seeing that Xie Tian dared to yell at himself, Zhao Zihan suddenly became angry from his heart and turned to courage. I'll give you a face, right?

Before she could get angry, her anger disappeared when she heard this, and she felt as if she had eaten honey.

What calls me out is the same as his out, it's... a family.

Xie Tian continued: "And I'm not cheating, I'm that person, it's just that this is not right. The police have said that we are right, why should we lose money and save money and avoid disasters..."

"Listen! I am Xie Tianning for taking what is straight and not begging in the song. I would rather be detained than compromise. It's a big deal. The jade and stone are burned. This is my pride as a literati." Xie Tian said word by word, The end is righteous words, impassioned.

Those who didn't know the truth only felt a sense of righteousness coming towards their faces, and looked at Xie Tian with awe.

Du Xin said, "This should be Teacher Xie's true face."

The police were also admiring and embarrassed at the same time. What should I do? Teacher Xie's temper that can't rub the sand in his eyes is definitely not going to lose money. Is it true that he is really detaining this upright Teacher Xie? Yes, there are not many such people now.

"Mr. Xie, you are a literati of high moral character, but I, Wang Wu, are a layman. I'm sorry, I'll pay for the money." Wang Wu said apologetically to Xie Tian, ​​but he couldn't help it, although he was proud of Xie Tian. . But I can't let a few of them be detained.

As soon as Wang Wu's voice fell, he saw Xie Tian clasped his fist at him and said, "Thank you, fifth brother, for letting you spend money."

Wang Wu"..."

That's the promise. No, Teacher Xie, why did you promise? It's not your temper?

It was like a revolving lantern in my mind, all about what happened with Xie Tian today, what Xie Tian said.

Suddenly, what Xie Tian said just now appeared in his ears: "You are different from mine."

Slowly, Wang Wu's heartbeat began to speed up, bang bang bang like a drum.

Made! If you say so much, you are stingy, and you are reluctant to pay for this money, just wait for me, the big one.

Taking a deep breath, I looked at Xie Tian and said in a strange tone: "No thanks, it should be, after all, you and Zhao Zihan were wronged."

Thank goodness "..."

How can this joke really be taken seriously, this man has such a small mind.

Others also came together, what a literati proud!

Why would you rather take what is straight and not ask for what is in the song?

It was so true that I almost believed it.

If you say such a great writer, you can't point your face.

While despising Xie Tian, ​​he was also full of sympathy for Wang Wu.

Even if the matter of losing money is resolved, take a photo with the police to sign, and then a few of them left the police station. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

Looking at Xie Tian's back, a police officer muttered to himself: "What the **** is Teacher Xie..." He wanted to say something, but he didn't say it because he felt it was inappropriate.

Yu Zhenfei on the side shook his mouth and said, "This is a potential criminal lurking among the people."

police:......

The police thought about it carefully, the boss was right!

Several people left the police station directly by car. As for the reporters at the door, the staff of the brokerage company where Sister Mei and Wang Wu worked to deal with it.

At an intersection, Wang Wu and Xie Tian warmly separated, and they explained that they would contact each other for a long time. It is still the same sentence. It is difficult to find the fifth brother.

As for what happened at the police station just now, Wang Wu didn't take it to heart at all. For their sake, who can really send the three melons and dates, just take it as Xie Tian, ​​who has such an unethical personality.

He overestimated thank God, that guy really cares!

After Wang Wu left, Sister Mei asked, "Teacher Xie, where are you going?"

"Where to go?" Xie Tian was a little surprised: "Where can I go, go back to Grandpa Han's house."

Sister Mei patted her forehead and said weakly: "We have a lot of reporters behind us, and now there are fewer people squatting at home. Do you think it is appropriate to live at Zihan's house in this situation?"

Xie Tian thought about it too, so he said goodbye to Zhao Zihan: "Let's go, I'll see you in a while."

Zhao Zihan, a reporter who is not a reporter, doesn't care. Why do you have to leave after only one day, but before she can say anything, Sister Mei stepped on the accelerator, and the car drove out of the AE86 with a nanny car like a runaway wild horse. a feeling of.

Xie Tian shouted from behind: "Sister Mei's car drive slowly, pay attention to safety."

Hearing Xie Tian's voice, Sister Mei stepped on the accelerator more deeply.