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The Spring Festival Gala is now more like a New Year's tradition. Although I quarrel every day not to watch the Spring Festival Gala, I actually look forward to it. After all, it is a kind of New Year's Eve.

Therefore, with the expectation of audiences across the country, the Spring Festival Gala began.

The stage of the Spring Festival Gala is very decorated with the atmosphere of the Chinese New Year, and the colors are very festive.

During the singing and dancing, several well-known hosts came to the front of the stage to announce... No, it was a New Year's greeting to the audience all over the country.

One sentence after another, like auspicious words don't want money.

Songs and dances, acrobatic magic, cross talk sketches, one after another.

On the Internet, those young people who are lazy and can't make dumplings are making sharp complaints about these programs on the Internet.

"Oh my God! It's the same old thing again, can these things be a little new every year!"

"What new ideas do you want to perform on the Spring Festival Evening, the kind that can only be performed once in a lifetime!"

"Isn't that cross talk just now interesting?"

"Yeah! Cross talk is quite interesting, but the song is a professional singer, and the mouth shape doesn't match!"

"Long live for understanding! Who dares to sing the Spring Festival Gala, in case you forget the words, the microphone is facing the audience, let the audience sing!"

"I just imagined it, this picture is a bit beautiful!"

"When will Teacher Xie's show come? I can't hold on anymore."

"Come on, it's a little after ten o'clock, it's just right to welcome God after reading it!"

Spring Festival Gala backstage waiting room.

The atmosphere inside was a little dignified.

As the time got closer, the few people in the room became more nervous.

Zhuang Cheng's face was pale and sweating, and he said to the other people: "You are all actors, only I am the director. When you come to the stage, you can take me with you. Let's not make a fool of yourself."

Wang Wudao: "What's the use of an actor, I used to make movies and TV dramas, and I didn't even have a stage at all." Then he turned his head and said to Xie Tian, ​​"Mr. Xie, it's all up to you in a while!"

Xie Tian: "Rely on me? How can I rely on it! I have no experience!"

Wang Wu: "..."

"We have zero stage experience in co-authoring! I dare to go to the Spring Festival Gala, and I'm drunk!"

Xie Tiandao: "What are you afraid of, what's wrong with the newcomer, fifth brother, you should think that you are filming now, but this scene can't be NG!"

Wang Wu: "Mr. Xie, if your legs don't tremble, your words are quite convincing!"

Xie Tian: "..."

It's all on the battlefield, I'm afraid it's useless, to use a social talk is: Do it and it's over!

When a well-known singer finished lip-syncing for the song, a female host complimented the singer just now and then asked the male host beside her, "Do you have an assistant?"

The male host shook his head: "No, I can't use it either. Only those big stars need assistants to follow."

Female host;: "By the way! There are assistants around those big stars, so do you know what these assistants need to do?"

Male host: "Isn't the assistant just helping the star assistants to work and take care of their lives?"

"No, there is."

"what else?"

"I still need to compare with others." After speaking, the hostess stretched out her hand and said, "Now, please enjoy the sketches brought by Xie Tian, ​​Zhao Zihan, Wang Wu, Zhuang Cheng, and Li Bo..."

"Fight Assistant!"

Grandpa's house.

Chen Bao said anxiously: "Look, it's Xiaotian's show!"

The whole family put down their work, sat in front of the TV, and looked attentively.

Mother Xie: "I can finally see my son."

The old man: "I can finally see my grandson."

other people:"......"

In an ordinary residence in Spring City, the people inside were not ordinary. Several tall and burly men with ferocious faces were watching TV.

There were also a few round and plump elderly women sitting beside them.

At first glance, this is a group of bandits and their wife, and this family like Juyi Hall is the Zheng Renze family.

An old man with gray hair who could be in his 60s or 70s, like an old bandit, said fiercely, "Renze, this is Xiaotian's sketch."

At home, Zheng Renze looked ordinary, not so scary. He nodded and said, "Yes, grandpa, this is the sketch."

A middle-aged gangster who was in his prime said, "I watched him grow up when I was young, but I didn't realize it and became a big star. There is something to be desired!"

Concubine Zhang's house.

Concubine Zhang held a rag doll of the same style as hers and said happily, "Mom and dad, look, you're going to play Teacher Xie's sketch."

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"It's finally time for Teacher Xie's show. If it wasn't for watching this sketch, I would have gone to bed early."

"It's not just you who are waiting alone, audiences all over the country are waiting, this sketch must live up to this expectation!"

"Worry about whether this is too much or not, how can Teacher Xie's work be bad!"

In the expectation of everyone, Xie Tian and their sketches officially started.

I saw that on the small stage on the side of the main stage, Xie Tian walked out in a faux fur coat.

"Happy New Year everyone!"

"Well, people can't be too popular. For the best supporting actor like me, who doesn't have several assistants yet, I have several assistants."

Ha ha ha ha

The audience burst into laughter, this man! As soon as I won an award, I was stunned!

Besides, where did you get several assistants, isn't it just the third master!

Xie Tian looked at his watch: "Today is filming, why hasn't this assistant come yet?"

"Assistant! Xiao Liu!"

Xie Tian shouted around, and suddenly a voice came from nearby.

"Son~~~"

Then I saw Wang Wu carrying the luggage roll, carrying the luggage bag from his early years, and walking on the stage, calling to Xie Tian, ​​"Son."

Seeing Wang Wu, whether it was the audience at the scene or the audience in front of the TV, was stunned.

Who is this fat little guy with a beard? It looked familiar.

After watching the two performances carefully, I realized that this was Wang Wu, and then they all laughed like crazy!

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Killing me!"

"This is the fifth brother? This is too ugly."

"Oh! No way! No way! The little curly hair of the middle-aged aunt's fifth brother is too cute, and this look is too unexpected."

"He worked too hard for the Spring Festival Gala~www.wuxiaspot.com~ You don't need to watch this sketch, the fifth brother's look can take over my laughs for a year!"

Wang Wu fired all Xie Tian's assistants. He wanted to be Xie Tian's assistant. The fourth uncle Xie Tian had a cerebral thrombosis for more than ten years.

After the communication failed, Xie Tian wanted to test the tacit understanding between the two and glanced at Wang Wufei.

Wang Wumei smiled shyly.

Xie Tian: "Don't be beautiful, what is beauty? Do you know what I mean?"

Wang Wu: "Anyway, according to your fourth uncle, the master means to put the urine tube."

"And you?"

Xie Tian: "I want to drink water!"

Ha ha ha ha.

One in and one out!

Then he looked at the time, Xie Tian had no choice but to agree to Wang Wu as his assistant.

Then he said, "Let me tell you, the person I played against today is called Zhao Zihan, and he is my classmate. We spent some time in college and I got kicked, you know?"

"Oh!!"

Immediately, the entire audience burst into laughter.

The childhood sweetheart has become an ex-girlfriend!

You even got kicked!

How dare you brag*!

As soon as the two of them retired, on the main stage on the other side, Zhao Zihan appeared!

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