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Not only netizens are waiting for the broadcast of **Three Kingdoms, but people in the entire entertainment industry who have time want to see what the first play of Teacher Xie's studio looks like.

At twelve o’clock, everyone logged into their usual video app and searched for the Three Kingdoms.

What comes out are all kinds of news about the Three Kingdoms before.

It's okay, it should be the network delay, just wait two minutes.

I refreshed it over and over again, but after five or ten minutes, there was still no content of the Three Kingdoms.

Not to mention people in the entertainment industry, but netizens are anxious, what server! How to open a website! how so slow!

Then someone called the customer service of the website, and the customer service was confused. What the three countries, why don't we know.

Don't talk about them, even the person in charge of the website has been fooled, and Teacher Xie has not talked to us about this business.

Not to mention these big stars, they are production studios with a bit of strength. They will negotiate with the website first if they want to make an online drama or an online movie or something.

We are discussing the share with the website, which day it will be broadcast, and what kind of recommendation can I get.

But Teacher Xie has never looked for them. After thinking about it again, this is what Teacher Xie wants to upload by himself.

That's right, as far as other people are concerned, posting a Weibo is more effective than any recommendation from them.

But upload it yourself, it should be refreshed now, what's going on?

In the studio, Xie Tian also refreshed the web page over and over again, but he couldn't access the Three Kingdoms.

Angrily, he threw the mouse, "What the hell! Why isn't it there yet?"

Concubine Zhang looked at him like a fool, and shouted, "Hey! You haven't uploaded it yet, where can you look!"

After Xie Tian was stunned for a moment, he patted his forehead and said shyly, "I forgot that I had to upload it, I thought it would be there at some point."

Concubine Zhang's eyes are white, when will they be there? The website is made for you!

After that, Xie Tian took out the U disk and uploaded videos from one website to another.

When netizens saw that they couldn't get it out, someone called again, saying that their website didn't know about it at all.

I thought that this wouldn't be a prank by Teacher Xie.

That's too bad!

It seems that after the Yuanmen shot the halberd, Mr. Xie was a little floating. Just about to go to his Weibo, he dragged Xie Tian, ​​who was already floating, and tapped the screen with his finger subconsciously.

This time it came out!

Netizens took a closer look, and there was a cartoon cover of Q Meng Q Meng, with four words written on it: Three Kingdoms of Saliva.

It was immediately clear in my heart that that ** was saliva!

By the way, Teacher Xie is cute enough to make such a cover.

By the way, people still thank the baby.

At this time, except for those insiders, the rest of the people hadn't found out that it was a cartoon.

Then they couldn't wait to open the main film.

Unexpectedly, the one who appeared on the screen was not Teacher Xie, and he had nothing to do with him. It was a handsome black and white cartoon character. The camera shot changed from close-up to full body.

At the same time, the dubbing sounded: "I am the cloud, the warhorse is my friend, I come with the wind and go with the wind"

At the same time, the picture also changes the pattern of the cartoon character riding on a horse and the pattern of galloping on a horse.

In another turn, an extremely simple title appeared: "Three Kingdoms of Saliva, Zhao Yun Chapter."

Everyone was stunned when they saw this, and even some people's hands were shaking when they held their phones.

This cartoon character is... Zhao Yun?

So this is an animation?

We really didn't expect animations, but it's okay, and the animations now are pretty good too.

but!

Animation! Animation! How dare you let him move!

Getting two pictures and dubbing is an animation, fooling a fool!

It's so black and white!

I'm looking forward to you showing us this, thank you teacher! ! You really went too far this time!

The greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment, and thank God that the Three Kingdoms before, this is obviously deliberately molesting people.

So the netizens are so angry that they can't wait to rush to his Weibo and kill him now.

But all the points are opened, just read it!

The screen is still a picture conversion, and there is a voice over to say.

"My name is Zhao Yun, and we have just passed the battle of Changbanpo."

"Not sure if we're going to lose or win this fight."

"But I'm sure, I'm red."

Seeing this, the fans of the Three Kingdoms couldn't help but slightly raised their mouths. Changbanpo was Zhao Yun's battle to become famous. He rode the savior alone and killed dozens of generals in Cao's army. .

He is indeed popular, but it is a modern word to say who is popular, but it is quite interesting to watch Zhao Yun speak in the tone of a modern star.

Then I heard Zhao Yun say: "I don't want to be popular."

The audience is a bit confused, why don't you want to be popular, isn't it a good thing to be popular, because of what.

Then Zhao Yun said again: "If you become popular, you will have fans."

"If there are fans, there will be female fans."

"I'm afraid of women!"

And fans?

Really become a star!

Except for a small number of very serious people, most of the audience's hatred for Xintian has decreased a lot, and they think this animation is also very interesting.

After that, it was the reason why Zhao Yun was afraid of women. It was a coincidence to hear that your dead husband was also named Zhao! The audience couldn't hold back.

God is such a coincidence, how did you not kill you when you talk like this!

big brother! You straight man cancer is completely hopeless!

Then Liu Bei came on stage, and the audience was a little dumbfounded when they looked at the chubby and round figure.

This fat and cute person is my uncle Liu Huang who is virtuous.

Liu Bei said, "War men rely on their bodies, I can't do that."

"War women rely on their brains, you can't do this!"

Who is this fat and cute hooligan, is Liu Bei really an uncle?

Then Liu Bei said with watery eyes: "You have to believe me."

This sentence, you have to believe me, just like the sentence Do you have a dream, it has a law-like effect in this cartoon.

The audience couldn't be more cute. They called Uncle Liu too cute.

"There is an opportunity now. Soochow invites Liu Bei to film, and he will go to date after filming."

"He's going to let me watch it."

The filming has come out, is this still the Three Kingdoms, and then there is a sudden realization, so it is, no wonder it is called the Three Kingdoms of saliva.

Think again, after Changbanpo and Soochow filming, um! It's filming~www.wuxiaspot.com~ a big drama!

This is the Battle of Chibi!

The plot continued. When Liu Bei of Soochow Wu thought he was dating Da Qiao, he was unexpectedly Sun Shangxiang, which disappointed Liu Bei.

Zhao Yun: "Would you like me to kill her and let Soochow change Da Qiao."

Liu Bei: "Are you sick! What zodiac sign are you, Zilong, why are you so cold-blooded!"

The audience laughed, Liu Bei was right, he was sick! If you don't choose the right person, you will kill people. You really don't understand women.

Afterwards, Liu Bei made a move to Sun Shangxiang to find a common topic. The audience thought about it for a while, but did not expect that the two have anything in common, and then saw Liu Bei say, "Do you know Zhao Yun?"

"Pfft! Hahahaha"

"Such a common topic!"

"Zhao Yun is Uncle Liu's wingman!"

"It deserves that Uncle Liu has many wives, this method is too deep, and it also deserves that Zhao Yun doesn't understand women, and his own advantages are not as good as others."

With Zhao Yun, Liu Bei went very smoothly, but to marry Sun Shangxiang, three conditions must be met for her.

Every time he mentioned a condition, Zhao Yun would say, should I kill her.

Every time Liu Bei would say: You are sick!

After agreeing to the first condition, Liu Bei said, "What's so fun about throwing a cup? I'll teach you how to throw it later... Ah Dou."

Some viewers are completely unable to do so, laughing "bang bang bang" and slapped their thighs.

"Hahaha laughing at me, smash Adou! Hahaha"

"What kind of dad is this, throwing his son to play for the sake of picking up girls."

"It's not accidental, it's so natural to co-author A Dou!"

Then Liu Bei tricked Sun Shangxiang with his rhetoric.

After watching it, the first thought in the audience's mind was that they would not be able to look directly at Uncle Liu in the future!

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