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"express delivery?"

Thank God, I'm a little confused, I didn't buy anything? Haven't heard of anyone mailing you something?

Although I don't know who sent what, since there is a courier, I will accept it.

Ask the front desk, "Where is this courier?"

"Teacher Xie, wait a moment, and we'll deliver it to you." The front desk said, holding the handstand and saying, "Minister, Teacher Xie is back. You can arrange for a few people to bring Teacher Xie's courier over here."

"transport?"

"move?"

"Big deal?"

Soon a few cool guys ran downstairs and walked through the lobby into the storage room.

Looking at this battle, thank God, I couldn't help but sum up, what is it? It's not easy for so many people to move this, let alone 100 pounds, who sent him to the hotel!

After a while, I saw the waiter dragging a luggage cart with a large metal box on it, the size of two freezers combined.

The three of Xie Tian looked at each other, and they were all puzzled and curious. What could be installed here?

When I came to Xie Tian's room, several waiters worked together to lift the box from the luggage cart.

Xie Tian said quickly: "Stop, don't move it, it doesn't look light, don't flash your waist again." Then he said to Zheng Renze: "Renze, get it down."

A few waiters were a little embarrassed. Although it was the customer's business, they did it, so how could the customer do it by himself.

Seeing that Zheng Renze wanted to move it by himself, a waiter just wanted to say that the thing was too heavy to be moved by himself, but he was speechless before he opened his mouth.

I saw that they needed a few people to move the big iron box that was over a hundred kilograms, and Zheng Renze picked it up at once, and it looked like an ordinary person carrying a basin of water.

To use an idiom to describe it, that is: lifting weights lightly.

"Wow~" Several of the waiters were amazed and said, "As expected of the villain Wei, it's too fierce!"

The box was moved down, and the waiter left the room. Thank God, several people were not in a hurry to open the box, and they all looked around the box carefully.

The box is bright silver with a strong sci-fi texture, giving people the feeling that there are some futuristic weapons inside.

The side with the lock is also engraved with a picture, a tall and majestic city gate tower, with the words Hulaoguan written on it.

Outside the tower, there was an arrogant military general holding a halberd and sitting on a horse. On the opposite side was an endless army, and they seemed to be afraid of the general.

One person, one horse and one halberd shocks an army formation, and it is domineering and unparalleled!

"Hulao Pass... This is the Three Kingdoms." Concubine Zhang looked at Xie Tian in surprise after muttering to herself.

Zheng Renze also said: "Brother, it seems that you are a fan of the Three Kingdoms. I know that the Three Kingdoms are going to make a TV series, so this is a gift for you."

fan?

How did the fans know I was staying at this hotel?

Xie Tian squinted his eyes and didn't speak. He had a bad feeling in his heart. This feeling is called: There are always bad people trying to harm me.

I can't think of any reason to do it here, and I can't throw it away. It's a waste, so open it and take a look.

Take out the file bag that came with the box, and find out the code of the combination lock: sxjn.

"sxjn." I don't know why I saw these four letters, Xie Tian felt uneasy for no reason, and felt a strong malice.

A woman has no resistance to dismantling the courier. Concubine Zhang stared at the box excitedly and urged Xie Tian, ​​"Mr. Xie, open it up and see what's inside, maybe it's some special food." Swallowed.

"food?"

"What kind of food is used in this kind of packaging?" Xie Tian said to Concubine Zhang again: "Third Master, step back, and no hidden weapons will fly out in a while."

Concubine Zhang's eyes went blank and said angrily, "Hidden weapon? Why didn't you say there was a bomb in it! You must have watched too many TV series."

Xie Tian shook his head and said, "Third Master, this is given by fans. Who are my fans, don't you know!"

Concubine Zhang was stunned when she heard the words, and after thinking for a while, Ma Liu hid behind Zheng Renze and hid it tightly.

Then he said worriedly: "Then don't open for now, or let's call the police!"

Xie Tianyi waved his hand: "It's okay, you can just hide. Teacher Xie, when have I ever been afraid."

Entering the password, Xie Tian opened the box door with Zhang Fei's nervous look.

No dry ice popping up, no sci-fi "hissing" sound, nothing.

The three of them looked closely and saw that there was a suit hanging on a shelf in the box. There were also metal parts hanging on the wall of the box, which should have been disassembled by a weapon.

The outfit was: a purple-gold crown with three-pronged hair, a red cotton robe of Xichuan, a chain armor with a beast face swallowing its head, a lion and a lion belt, and the dismantled weapon was the Fang Tianhua halberd.

The three of them understood, this is because fans knew that Xie Tian was going to play Lu Bu, and specially made Lu Bu's exclusive equipment for him.

Concubine Zhang's eyes widened and she shouted enviously, "So handsome!"

The better the packaging, the better the value of the item. Her spear is not so well packaged, just a wooden box.

Zheng Renze also said enviously: "Brother, your fans are so caring! It's so beautiful."

Just as women can't resist demolition and express delivery, men are equally incapable of resisting these weapons and armors.

They both have their own weapons, but they don't have them, thinking that if they have time, they will find someone to build a double halberd.

Xie Tian also likes it very much, and I feel a little apologetic in my heart. I have misunderstood my fans before, so I am a good fan!

When I picked up the spear head of Fang Tianhua halberd, I felt my hand sink. The spear head was about 70 centimeters long. The spear blade and the crescent blades on both sides were flashing with sharp edges. I couldn't stop getting goosebumps when I saw it. , this is the real guy with a knife.

A set of outfits are real, not props, and you can charge across the horse when you put them on.

Concubine Zhang said impatiently, "Mr. Xie, try putting it on."

Xie Tian also wanted to wear it, so he nodded and said, "Okay, this general is wearing armor."

No one wore this thing, and the three of them were busy for half an hour before they all put on Xie Tian.

Xie Tian is more than 1.8 in height and has a strong body, because his martial arts practice is like a red rabbit, and he has a strong spirit.

At this time, wearing a battle robe and armor is really a majestic appearance, and holding a Fang Tianhua halberd in his hand is even more majestic, like a warm waiting for resurrection.

This fan is really caring, he must be a true fan, and the battle robes and armor are very suitable for Xie Tian's figure. Fang Tianhuaji is not more than 3 meters, but adjusted to nearly 3 meters according to Xie Tian's height. .

After all, Lu Bu is more than 2 meters tall, and the length of his weapon is definitely not suitable for Xie Tian to use.

Looking in the mirror and looking at his mighty and domineering appearance, Xie Tian suddenly regretted not bringing Chitu back, so he was missing.

"It's so beautiful!" Concubine Zhang looked at this outfit obsessively, and then the pantothenic water continued to fill her stomach, as if she had eaten a belly of lemons.

Why did no one give me the equipment of the third master!

Zheng Renze looked at him with jealousy, even if Xie Tian was his brother, he was still jealous.

Xie Tian looked at the mirror for dozens of minutes, then flicked the Fang Tianhua halberd in his hand, and the spear head danced in the air with sharp spear flowers.

Turning around and looking at the two of them, they said with contempt: "Humph! An Gan, the dog of the defeated army, appeared in front of this Hou!"

Coincidentally, these "two people" have fought "him".

Concubine Zhang: "..."

Zheng Renze: "..."

These words made the two of them very popular. Who do you say is the dog of the defeated army, but when you think about it, this is really true!

If you can't refute it, you can only roll your eyes to express the atmosphere, that is, thank God, if ordinary people let the big eyes be crushed to death.

Xie Tian put on a Wuwei pose and said to Concubine Zhang, "Third Master, take a picture of me quickly."

They are all dogs of the defeated army, and you even asked me to take pictures of you!

Concubine Zhang pouted, took out her mobile phone and turned on the flash, and slapped Xie Tian's eyes sharply, as if a flash bomb had exploded in the room.

Xie Tian's eyes were suddenly white, and he couldn't see anything, and he didn't dare to move around.

He hurriedly shouted: "Third Master! Why are you turning on the flashlight! Shake your eyes!"

Concubine Zhang kept moving her hands and said while patting, "It's too dark in this room, I'll give you some light. Your deity-like posture must have a sense of brightness, don't close your eyes!"

"Ah...that's fine!" Hearing Concubine Zhang say that, Xie Tian could only endure it because of his god-like attitude.

I didn't take a picture for him to be blinded. After taking a photo, I waited for a while to see the person, and quickly took the phone to look.

Looking at these photos, thank God, my nose is crooked. These photos of myself are really "God descended to the world".

It's not that the gods descended to the earth, and his body is still shining!

His outfit is made of metal, and when the flash is taken, he is so reflective!

Xie Tian put down the phone and looked at Concubine Zhang inexplicably, thinking what happened to the third master? With drum sticks~ You dare to play with me? This is the transfer of fat from the body to the guts, right! "

After thinking about it for a while, I understood what was going on, and I suddenly realized after realizing it.

Ah~~ this is jealous.

I said the house smells of lemon.

Hey! If you're jealous, forgive her!

Concubine Zhang told her to be careful, jealousy makes people crazy! I just did this carelessly!

At this time, Xie Tian touched her head and said with a kind and gentle face: "Third Master, take another picture for me, and don't turn on the flash."

Concubine Zhang thought that Xie Tian would definitely take revenge on herself, but she didn't expect it to be like this.

Although it feels weird, it is always a good thing to escape the disaster.

Looking at the appearance of his martial arts in the photo, Xie Tian was too beautiful, and then passed it on to Zhao Zihan.

Because the Three Kingdoms will be filmed in a while, all of Zhao Zihan's jobs have now been rescheduled, and filming is also the first to film her part. These days are extremely busy.

Just after the end of a scene, Zhao Zihan saw Xie Tian sent a message, clicked on it, and saw Xie Tian dressed as Lu Bu,

There is another text below.

"Zilong, I'm waiting for your prestige!"

Sister Mei, who was beside her, pointed to the phone and said, "Yo! Where is Xie Tian in such an outfit? It's pretty enough. Teacher Xie is really suitable for playing Lu Bu."

"Zilong, what about people asking you, are you warm and majestic?" Then he touched Zhao Zihan and teased: "No! He should ask Diaochan, why are you asking?"

Originally, Zhao Zihan was quite happy to see this photo, and felt that Xie Tian's dressing up was quite majestic.

But seeing the words behind him called him Zilong, and listening to Sister Mei's words again, it's not in his mind.

Zi Long? Who is Zilong!

I'm a good girl and let me play the man! What do you mean!

You play Lu Bu and I'm not playing Diaochan! Now Diaochan is not sure which vixen is in the hands of.

Also said that the director will arrange this way, do you disagree with him?

Now you dare to flirt with me!

Sister Mei rolled her eyes, turned her back to her, thought for a moment, and then replied to Xie Tian.

Xie Tian received the news and saw two words: "Power! Wind!"

Immediately it became even more beautiful. He could imagine the look in Han Ye's fascinated eyes when he saw the photo.

Just wanted to follow the poor two more sentences, another message came.

"What a family slave with three surnames."

Xie Tian: "..."

Three surname slaves? How can I remember this stubble when I say Lu Bu? It's called a good bird chooses a tree to live in.

Seeing Zhao Zihan's reply, Concubine Zhang felt a burst of joy in her heart, that's it! Let you show off!

"Haha" snickered aside.

Xie Tianwen looked at him, a trace of "hate" flashed in his eyes, and he tapped Zhang Fei's head with his finger.

"How dare you laugh! I blame you for knowing this."

blame me?

Concubine Zhang feels wronged, what does this have to do with me? It's not that I said that you are a slave of three surnames.

understood! It is the pot that bears his name again.

Xie Tian felt very uncomfortable. It wasn't because of Zhao Zihan, or from the moment he saw the three surname family slaves, he seemed to have thought of something. The bad premonition just now came back, and it was even stronger. Very uncomfortable.

Xie Tian frowned and thought for a while, then surrounded the iron box and looked carefully, there must be something wrong with this thing.

When I saw that combination lock, thank God I suddenly stopped!

Sxjn…

Mad! Isn't this the pinyin abbreviation of the three-surname domestic slave?

Xie Tian's eyes stared like bull's eyes, full of anger, who sent it! This is so reassuring!

Thank God, the good mood just now will all be turned into fuel, and the fire in my heart is burning!

Just say that your fans can't do serious fans!

Can they feel at ease with giving themselves gifts?

That's a bunch of black fans in the name of fans!

What a shame for UU reading www.uukanshu.com to be arguing with Lord Han!

If it wasn't for Master Han to wake me up, I would still be so beautiful like a fool.

The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, so I posted the photo I just took on Weibo.

Asked: "Who sent this thing!"

Fans were amazed when they saw this photo, and Teacher Xie's outfit was so cool.

As expected of the number one general in the world, Wei! wind!

Is this a makeup photo? Then I saw the text below and knew it was not, which fan sent it.

Then his fans became obsessed, and our group still gave him something?

This is not a traitor!

Immediately, as if the camp was bombed, they all inquired about who sent this outfit, and even went to Zhao Zihan's house next door to inquire about it.

All I got was the same answer: "Give a gift to Teacher Xie, I'm sick! Besides, I don't know where he is!"

After a while of uproar, the 250-year-old who gave the gift showed up.

Tang Zimo, the important figure among Xie Tian's fans, who has not appeared for a long time, left a message.

"Mr. Xie, I received the gift, do you like it? To make these equipment, I bought a metal processing factory."

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