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The crowd of onlookers who came to watch the lively saw Xie Tian suddenly exclaimed.

"Wow! Look, it's Teacher Xie."

"Is this group of people from the Mathematics Department inviting Teacher Xie to play for them?"

"It's not a shame! No matter how good Fang Tong is, he can't win against Teacher Xie! That's Teacher Xie who wrote the head of the water tune."

"What a fool, Fang Tong let a group of math department students compare their poems with him. It's because they have the ability to invite them."

"Where are you, or not from our literature department."

"I'm on the side of reason."

"Fuck you! What kind of messenger of justice are you pretending to be? Take it back to me, or I'll go to your dormitory and cry!"

Most of the onlookers who co-authored are still from the literature department. I don’t know if they are here to cheer their classmates or just watch the fun.

A group of people have everything they say, but they don't think that the unlucky thing is that Fang Tong can win. After all, his opponent is Teacher Xie. Although he does not do many poems, but just like the songs he wrote, every The capital is a classic, all handed down.

Fang Tong saw that Xie Tian was going to compete with him for the mathematics department, and was stunned for a while. I wanted to compare with the people in your mathematics department. What do you mean by finding a great writer for me, bullying people?

I can't cry enough!

In fact, Fang Tong didn't really want to compare his poetry with those from the mathematics department. He just felt unconvinced. Why should I, a romantic literature boy, have never been a science boy who studied mathematics? This is not literature and art!

I just want to find a pretext to show the romance of literature to these science dogs, and use them to express my question to the world: what's wrong with this world!

To put it simply, this unlucky thing is not only a unlucky thing, but also a 2* literary unlucky thing.

So when he saw Xie Tian, ​​he didn't have any resentment, but a little joy. The poems of a great scholar like Teacher Xie must be more able to express the charm of literature, but he is now standing on the side of the mathematics department, with his enemies. Gotta make it a little harder for him.

At the same time, as a literary youth, he is also looking forward to Xie Tian's works, and wants to know what kind of poems Teacher Xie can write under certain conditions.

Then he looked at Xie Tianfang and said in a sad voice: "Mr. Xie, are you going to compete with me for the math department?"

Xie Tian nodded: "Yes! I'll compare with you, can't I?"

Fangtou shook his head and said, "Yes, but I want to increase the difficulty and set some conditions. After all, Teacher Xie, you are foreign aid, and you are still Teacher Xie."

As soon as I heard that he wanted to increase the difficulty, the people in the mathematics department would not do it. You have to increase the difficulty. Originally, writing poetry is not an easy thing. You have to write poetry according to your conditions. Is the teacher a fairy?

"Why increase the difficulty!"

"I think you don't want to compare at all, you're just looking for something to do, right!"

"I've endured you for several days, and it's not over yet!"

"Did I give you a face?"

The people in the mathematics department were completely blown away, and the resentment that Fang Tong had been harassed for not sleeping well for so many days broke out. Before, based on the principle of a gentleman, he thought that all college students should have quality and not be like hooligans. , but now it seems that it is useless to talk to him about quality, and to deal with hooligans, we must use hooligan means.

The group of people rolled up their arms and sleeves, and before they rushed over, they saw Xie Tian said indifferently, "Yes."

He is very beautiful at the moment, listen to me, because I am Teacher Xie, I added the difficulty, look at our aura!

Those from the mathematics department didn't dare to look at Xie Tian confidently, and shouted, "Mr. Xie, how can you agree to this?"

"This grandson is not at ease!"

Xie Tian waved his hands at them to indicate not to worry, he had his own measure.

As the saying goes, if you are familiar with 300 Tang poems, you can recite them even if you don’t know how to write them!

I don't believe that he can come up with any conditions that can make it impossible to find a suitable song for the five thousand years of culture in the previous life.

Seeing his calm look, Fang Tong snorted coldly, a little angry.

Although I admit that you are amazing, are you too arrogant and really treat yourself as a god? Let’s see what you will do if you can’t do it for a while!

After pondering for a while, he said: "Modern poetry should express both the joy of love and the grief after breaking up. As long as this poem meets these conditions, you will win, and I will never come to this building again. bedroom."

His topic was targeted. The poems written by Xie Tian were all ancient poems, and he had never written modern poems.

The latter condition is to write two opposite emotions in one poem, which is more simply to make things difficult for people.

Fang Tong did not believe that Xie Tian could write poems that met these conditions.

The mathematics department was dumbfounded when they heard these conditions. They all knew that Teacher Xie was good at writing ancient poems. Now he asked to write modern poems, which was obviously aimed at Teacher Xie.

And what are the conditions behind him! Two opposite emotions are written together, and the contradiction is not contradictory. How is this possible?

Even the people who came to see the lively took a breath, this topic is too cruel, how could it be written!

Chen Bao gritted his teeth. Originally, he wanted Xie Tian to help them solve this scourge. After all, his literary accomplishments are obvious to all.

But I never thought that this grandson would have such a perverted question. I can't thank you for your help, but I'll be slapped in the face!

He is a public figure. Looking at the people who eat melons with their mobile phones, they know that if he can't write it, this matter will definitely be posted on the Internet, and it will not affect his career at that time.

Just thinking about it, let Xie Tian leave first. His classmates said good things and asked them to delete the video. They can't ruin his brother's career!

At this time, Xie Tian said: "What are these conditions?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone including Fang Tong looked at him in confusion. What did it mean? Do you think this condition is not difficult enough?

For the first time, Fang Tong said without a sad tone: "That's all, can Teacher Xie write it?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Xie Tian say, "That's all, it's already done."

"what!"

These people were so frightened by his words that they screamed, how long did it take! You wrote it in less than a minute?

What speed are you!

Then I felt that this was a bit unrealistic, and they all looked at him suspiciously, he wouldn't be bragging* that!

Thank goodness said: desert.

It's barren here

Then you came here and walked for a while

Miracles grow

here is my heart

These people are a little confused, but Teacher Xie really wrote it out, not bragging*.

Modern poetry, the beauty of love, all things have grown in my heart where nothing grows, it's not beautiful, it's just... where is this grief?

Fang Tong savored it for a while and said, "Mr. Xie's poem does not meet the conditions I said."

Xie Tianfeng said lightly: "Why are you not satisfied, you read it backwards."

Otherwise, those who can be admitted to Jinghua University are not ordinary people. Xie Tian said that once, and they remembered it.

Chen Baonian said, "My heart is..."

"Stop, stop!" Xie Tian instantly had a black line on his forehead, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com hurriedly stopped, patted his forehead and sighed: "I said wrong, read from bottom to top."

Fang Tong: This is my heart

miraculous growth

Then you came here and walked for a while

It's barren here

The entire corridor was silent for a moment. It turned out that the grief was here. The sequence of the top and bottom changed, and the meaning of the entire poem immediately changed dramatically.

For the first time, people in the Department of Mathematics discovered that the original text is so charming!

People in the literature department looked at Xie Tian with admiration, thinking when they would be able to write such a poem and be as good as Teacher Xie.

Hearing his conditions, Xie Tian immediately remembered Zhou Jiang's "Desert" in his previous life. This is a poem that can be said to be popular on the Internet. It often appears in those small video apps, so you don't need to memorize it. , and he did like the poem.

Everyone was shocked at this moment, not only because of this poem, but because Xie Tian took too little time to write such a poem in less than a minute.

too exaggerated!

At this time, they all had a sudden realization, and this is Teacher Xie!

so amazing!

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