Scourge the Entertainment Industry
Chapter 13: more handsome
Chapter Thirteen
What Xie Tian hates most in his life is that some people say that he is not handsome, and that he is always the most handsome. Immediately posted that tweet.
Those netizens were stunned when they saw Xie Tian's Weibo.
What do you mean by being handsome? Do you want to be so down-to-earth, the character is broken!
Tang Zimo was also stunned, knowing that he was good looking, and with this money buff, there are really not many people in China who dare to say that he is more handsome than himself.
And now on the streets of this world, when a beautiful woman hears a word, who wants to admit that she is not qualified.
He replied below Xie Tian's message.
"I'm more handsome than you."
Xie Tian: "How handsome are you?"
Tang Zimo: "He's so handsome."
Xie Tian: "I'm more handsome than dead."
Those onlookers burst out laughing, how can these two people be so naive, why didn't they graduate from kindergarten! Even more handsome and serious, still under the gaze of so many people.
Before Tang Zimo could figure out what could be more handsome than dead handsome, Xie Tian returned another message.
"Looking at the killing of Wei Jie: Wei Jie from Yuzhang to Xiadu, people have long heard of his name and the viewers are like a wall. Jie first suffered from a disease and was overwhelmed by physical exertion, so he died of illness because of his illness. ..Jie Jian Xie Yan: You are more handsome than me."
When netizens saw Xie Tian's message, they all said in their hearts: As expected of Mr. Xie, he was careful with words.
Xie Tian wrote that there was a man named Wei Jie, who was very handsome. From Yuzhang to Xiadu, people were rushing to watch, and there were too many people watching Wei Jie like a wall. It took a lot of effort to rush out every time. He was not in good health, and he often struggled to escape from the crowd. After a long time, Wei Jie fell ill and died. People said that Wei Jie was a Seen dead.
In the end, when Wei Jie saw Xie Tian, he also said that Xie Tian was more handsome than him. Isn't this more handsome than dead handsome?
After reading it, I was stunned, this is really handsome, what kind of handsome this person must be.
One by one, they admired Xie Tian's literary talent in their hearts, and at the same time they also had an idea for Xie Tian: I have never seen such a brazen person, how shameless it is to say that he is more handsome than Wei Jie.
"My God! He's really handsome. In the future, I should read Teacher Xie's Weibo frequently to gain knowledge."
"What does this Wei Jie look like to be seen to death?"
"I really want to see Wei Jie" followed by a few drooling expressions, which were left by a female netizen.
"In the future, I will finally be able to answer the dead rogue who said that I will see you a few times, and I can see death!"
"This is the most awesome way to die."
Tang Zimo was also stunned, it was all about killing Wei Jie, what a comparison! Is this still a fair and open game?
When the book is used up, he hates less. At this moment, he only hates that he didn't work hard when he was in school, otherwise how could he end up like this.
He wanted to struggle again to see if there was any room for rescue, when his father Tang Yisheng Tang Ruidong walked into his room and said.
"Son, he won." It turned out that he was also watching Xie Tian's Weibo.
After patting Tang Zimo's shoulder for a while, he said in a low voice, "Son, although we lost, we didn't lose because of looks, we lost... shameless without him!"
"Um!"
The man didn't cry easily, he could only grit his teeth and reply to Xie Tian: "You are handsome!"
Bai Xue felt the same humiliation as Tang Zimo. When Xie Tian and the two were handsome, it was the broadcast time of Bai Xue's show. At one time, he made countless calls and asked how handsome Bai Xue Xie Tian was.
Although Bai Xue hates Xie Tian very much, but it is a personal conflict after all, and she can't make it on the show, so she has to praise Xie Tian against her heart and be a flowery praising.
It was enough to call the host of another show to ask if he was handsome, but he had to praise him against his will. At this time, the sadness in Bai Xue's heart had already turned into a river.
Unlike Bai Xue's other hosts who were also watching Weibo, they cheered when Tang Zimo admitted that Xie Tian was more handsome than him.
"Teacher Xie wins."
"Teacher Xie is the most handsome."
These days, they have long discovered that this person is a bit rude, and has a self-confidence like a fascination, how can he let people pretend to be on his Weibo!
Xie Tian watched Tang Zimo concede defeat for a while in his heart. Where did I go? I still have nothing to say about the fruit and the car. If you say it, you will know that buddy, I haven't spent any money on fruit.
It's not illegal to brag. He's addicted to bragging.
Life is full of joy, so he continued: "Do you know how I wake up every day?"
Tang Zimo: How do I know how you woke up.
But I also thought about this question in my heart. After all, such a literate person can't aim for nothing, maybe there is an allusion. Don't talk nonsense or you'll be embarrassed.
He was afraid of being embarrassed, but those netizens were not afraid, and they all left messages.
"The alarm clock woke me up."
"Woke up."
"Mother called?"
"Did you wake up from sleep, can't you be so boring?"
Xie Tian smiled complacently and typed: "I am woken up by myself being handsome every day." A few smug expressions followed.
Tang Zimo is about to vomit blood, just tm this, you are not pretending to die, right?
Netizens are crazy.
"Handsome awake~~ Hahahaha."
"When it comes to pretending to be b, there is no one else in the country except Teacher Xie."
"I only serve Teacher Xie when I pretend to be b."
"But then... I'm late every day. Is it because I'm too ugly and handsome to wake up."
"Upstairs you are the truth."
"It seems that I can't be late in the future. Being late means that I don't look good."
This is over, Xie Tian continued typing: "Every time I look in the mirror, my mirror will shatter, because it can't see my appearance, it has no value in existence, and it self-destructs."
"Every time I look in the mirror and look at me in the mirror, I can't help but kowtow to myself, why are you so handsome."
"Hahahaha. I laughed so hard, kowtow to myself."
"I like this sentence so much, what kind of handsome man can he kowtow to himself."
"There is someone who kowtows to himself, why is this person so rude."
Originally, netizens thought that Xie Tianshi was a serious, boring, unsmiling and even defiant person. He claimed that Teacher Xie had obviously put himself on a certain level.
But when he said the first sentence, he suddenly found that it seemed a little not serious. After a few words, this person was really not serious, and it was too serious.
In today's small and fresh style of painting, it is like a raging mudslide.
Xie father Xie mother suddenly appeared in Xie Tian's bedroom, holding a mobile phone in his hand, looking at Xie Tian carefully from top to bottom.
"Wherever you look at killing the guards."
"You're handsome and awake, don't you all wake up by yourself?"
"After you look in the mirror, the mirror itself shatters. Why don't I know that our family always changes the mirror."
"I kowtowed to myself, and I didn't have two incense sticks!"
After speaking, the couple looked at each other and said in unison, "Your baby is too bragging now."
Xie Tianmeng, this is the parents who are pretending to be unbearable...?
"..."
This time, Xie Tian and Tang Zimo's handsome Weibo ranked 6th on the hot search list, and it seems that there is still a trend to move forward.
And Xie Tian's Weibo followers doubled from 500,000 to more than 1 million. Although this number is not comparable to those big stars, millions and tens of millions, but he has just opened Weibo, which is already very scary.
In addition to those celebrities, the main source of income for those Weibo big Vs is advertising, and now some manufacturers are eyeing Xie Tian, and Tang Zimo, the second-generation super rich second-generation super rich, is too topical.
But this Weibo can only be privately chatted by following each other. Although I follow Teacher Xie, he has no intention of following each other!
Time is money, so there is no way to leave a message below Xie Tian and Tang Zimo's mutual messages: "Teacher can pay attention to each other, there is something to discuss."
That is what netizens left for the two to interact, but leaving a message elsewhere can make netizens run out of water in a blink of an eye.
Xie Tian responded: "A gentleman is open-minded and the villain is often affectionate. Everything can't be told to others, but it's okay to say it."
Netizens were unhappy when they saw someone leaving a message there. Just as they were about to spray him, they saw Xie Tian's reply. I just felt a rush of arrogance and righteousness on my face, and I admired it in my heart.
I think that the comparison with others just now was just a deliberate attempt by Teacher Xie to show a down-to-earth side. This is the real Teacher Xie, the literati Teacher Xie.
There is also a person who doesn't think so, that is Tang Zimo, he can say such shameless words, how can he pretend, he is shameless!
That person sucked his teeth, I'm scolding people, the villain is always affectionate, saying that I am, these literate people don't have a good thing, thank God this is really not intentional.
Think about it, get it! You said that it is absolutely necessary to tell people, let's talk to people about everything: "Hello, Teacher Xie, I want to advertise on your Weibo."
Thank you for being happy, our buddies can also advertise.
He said, "Continue"
What are you going to continue? Do you agree or disagree? It's hard to talk to these cultured people. After thinking about it for a while, I realized that this is asking for the price. According to the number of fans, they all have the same price.
Answered "2000."
Seeing this number, Xie Tian's mouth is about to get angry. You are begging for 2000. You must know that you are saying on the radio that the Three Kingdoms are still 20,000 a day. Yes, 20,000. Yes, the radio station took the initiative to increase the price. 2000 is the price of Spring City. Now the whole country is listening to the Three Kingdoms and giving another 2000, so it is not a slap in the face.
Why would Xie Tian want to advertise for 100,200,000 yuan? That's why he doesn't understand it. What he thinks is endorsement, and there are not many kings and queens who advertise on Weibo.
Xie Tian, who felt despised by others, immediately responded: "The gentleman metaphors righteousness, the villain metaphors Yili, I can't smell the smell of copper in this clean and elegant place, and leave quickly."
Not to mention this person, even those netizens also understand, what can't smell the smell of copper, you think there is too little copper smell.
Ah just dislike the lack of money.
However, unlike the frustration that the manufacturer didn't make an advertisement and scolded him for a while, other netizens understood one thing. Any literati Teacher Xie is an illusion.
For a while, they all left messages: It's still the original Teacher Xie, and it's still the same taste.
In fact, in addition to these netizens, there are still many celebrities who follow Xie Tian, and everyone carries the flower sedan chair. You know who you can use one day, but Xie Tian doesn't follow each other. I know who you are! .
The only concern is a Tang Zimo, this is because his father helped him promote the Three Kingdoms.
So he didn't see a follow message with a nickname called Sunflower.
In a luxurious residence in the capital, a girl with short shoulder-length hair and cute pajamas was looking at her mobile phone. The girl was very beautiful. Although she was a girl, she could feel a sense of handsomeness, and there was still a touch of charm between her eyebrows.
"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, how can this baby be so shameless now." The girl laughed straight at the big plush doll in her arms.
Then his face changed again: "This **** dares not pay attention to me, hum!"
Xie Tian, who was at home, shuddered inexplicably, and had a bad prediction in his heart.
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