Scourge the Entertainment Industry

Entering the cold winter, the sky became shorter and the night became longer, and it was still dark outside nearly six o'clock.

Xie Tian came to the park for morning exercises. Before he went to the capital, there were already many little old men in the park who came to exercise in the morning, or hit trees and played Tai Chi or walked dogs and birds.

Maybe it's because it's still early or because of the cold weather. Today's park is quiet. Under the illumination of the street lights, it looks a little quiet and desolate, and the white snow on the ground makes a crunching sound when you step on it.

A whistling blew past, carrying snow from the branches and blowing into Xie Tian's collar, making him shudder.

"What the hell?" I cursed in my heart, and now everything in this world seems to have changed.

In the winter when he was young, it was snowing heavily with goose feathers, and the snow on the ground could reach his waist. At the same time, it was accompanied by a cold wind that could make people cry, like a knife.

When he got used to being frozen, he started talking about global warming because of various environmental pollutions. After that, he would not see a few snows in the next winter, and the temperature would be relatively warmer. When he got used to the "warm winter" in the Northeast. "This year, we have entered the legendary Little Ice Age.

Immediately have childhood memories, dead cold dead cold, dripping into ice!

But it's nothing to him. According to rumors in the rivers and lakes, in places near the Russian border, the buddies there used to carry a stick when they urinated. knock.

This year, it is estimated that they will have to carry a stick with them again.

Warm up, punch.

After a set of punches, exhale and exhale, the qi and blood are dry and hot and no longer feel cold.

At this time, the darkness was receding, and the sky was glowing with hazy light. Xie Tian was ready to run home after exercising again.

At this moment, there are also some people sparsely in the park, Xie Tian kept saying hello to people.

"Uncle Liu, how many times have I told you about hitting a tree and looking for a big tree? What are you talking about with that tree with a thick wrist? You should be fined if you hit and break the park."

"Uncle Zhang, don't walk your little sausage in this weather. It can't compare with other dogs. Its fur is too short! It looks frozen? It looks like it has a cerebral thrombosis."

Just as he was talking, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he blew a loud rogue whistle at the beautiful back in front of him.

Hearing this familiar tone, the figure froze suddenly, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

Bai Xue didn't have to look back to know who it was. She was speechless. Every time she saw her in the park, she accosted her?

Are you here for the morning exercise?

Bai Xue turned to look at Xie Tian and said angrily, "Mr. Xie, if you want to chat up again, I'll leave a message on Zhao Zihan's Weibo to tell her about it."

Xie Tian heard the words and laughed dryly: "What did you say to Lord Han? Besides, I'm not talking up a conversation, it's a unique way of greeting us."

Bai Xue gave him a white look: "We have no feelings for each other! It's okay not to say hello when you see me."

Xie Tian raised his brows and said, "You have no friends when you talk like that!"

"What's wrong with no friends? You dare to stare at me when I'm not paying attention?"

As soon as I heard this, Xie Tian's face turned black, how has this person changed? It wasn't like this before, it's very bullying!

Xie Tian suddenly missed his glorious years on the radio.

Ask: "How is everyone doing during this time?"

"It's still the same, except Gao Ming is getting thinner and thinner. Others talk about chicken soup in chicken soup, and order songs."

Xie Tian said, everyone else is fine, how come this Gao Ming is still thin, he is not easy to thin!

After chatting for a while, Xie Tian left the park and came to a steamed bun shop.

The steamer at the door was steaming hot, and the air was filled with the aroma of this wheat.

Xie Tian said to the bun shop owner, "Uncle Zhou, how do you sell buns?"

The owner of the steamed bun shop sighed: "Don't be afraid, it's still one piece without a price increase." After a while, he said: "I said it! You don't have to ask the price every day. Affordable breakfast shop.”

Xie Tian ignored this and continued: "How about the salty stuffed buns today? Take one and I'll try it."

The boss sighed again: "Little God, I have told you since I was a child, this bun is not allowed to be tasted, if you are afraid of salty, otherwise, I can buy porridge without salt light in my millet porridge today."

What do you call millet porridge without salt?

Xie Tianyi rolled his eyes: "Then why don't you make this millet porridge light!"

After chatting with the boss about unsalted nibbling, I returned home with steamed buns and unsalted millet porridge.

The family is eating, and Father Xie reads the newspaper while eating, clap! He threw the newspaper on the table and said angrily, "What is it written?" Then he said to Xie Tian, ​​"What kind of movies are you doing all day long? How good are you writing books!" This is what the old man didn't read. .

Xie Tian didn't say anything. Mother Xie was unhappy: "What book should I write? What can I watch about the story of fighting and killing? My son should make a movie. The movie is very good."

Xie Tian sipped his porridge and watched his mother and father arguing over whether he should write a book or make a movie.

Hmm~ Dad lost.

After dinner, the two men packed up and came to the restaurant to open for business.

After a while, the door was opened one after another, and little old men walked in in frost, and the teahouse was gradually bustling and bustling.

Concubine Zhang wore a thick white down jacket and wrapped herself into a ball, which looked like a large bean bag from a distance.

After Xie Tian glanced at her, he was stunned for a moment, then set his eyes on her face and looked at her carefully.

Concubine Zhang didn't care about Xie Tian's gaze, she was no longer the Concubine Zhang who blushed at Xie Tian on the radio.

She has grown up.

Looking at Concubine Zhang's baby's fat little face, Xie Tian said uncertainly, "Third Master, are you fat?"

Concubine Zhang, who was eating potato chips, froze for a moment, her face turned cloudy, and she said in a low mood: "You can see that, I also deliberately wear thin clothes." Then her eyes changed. Godless: "It's over, it's over!"

Xie Tian shook his head speechlessly: "Look at the things you eat every day, it's either potato chips or nuts, drink drinks when you're thirsty, can you not gain weight!"

Concubine Zhang looked at Xie Tian with tears in her eyes: "Then what should I do now?"

Xie Tianyi patted her on the head and said, "Promising! Isn't it just fat? It's enough to lose weight."

"How to reduce it?" Zhang Feite said dejectedly.

Women are all too familiar with the matter of losing weight. If it was easy to lose weight, there would not be so many women worrying about it.

Xie Tian chuckled: "How to lose weight? Teacher Xie is here, it's not easy to lose weight!"

When Concubine Zhang heard the words, she immediately looked at Xie Tian with a hopeful expression: "Do you know about losing weight?"

"Understood? Mr. Xie, I knew five hundred years ago and then dawned five hundred years ago, and there is nothing I don't understand. Zhuge Liang compares himself to Guan Zhongleyi, then Mr. Xie and I are Jiang Shang Jiang Ziya who laid the foundation for Da Zhou for 800 years. "

Concubine Zhang looked at him in shock: "Which of the people you mentioned knows how to lose weight?"

Xie Tian: "..."

Get fat into a ball!

Xie Tian is going to talk to this ignorant little thing, what is the tabata training method, hiit training method, the combination of aerobic and anaerobic, the importance of muscle training for fat loss, protein intake and fat intake during fat loss. input.

Let her know how powerful Teacher Xie is.

At this time, the phone rang, and when I picked it up, I heard Han Ye's roar: "Thank God! What a terrible movie you asked me to play!"

Xie Tian doesn't understand what this means, that savage girlfriend is not good, what kind of fire is it for you.

After the film was broadcast, although Xie Tian's popularity has also increased, he is incomparable to Han Ye.

The red ones have turned purple, and they can't be said to be the top artists in China now, but for now, they are the king of proper traffic.

It is said that the script that invited him to film has been screened by their company.

Recently, I have attended various events every day, and many manufacturers have asked her to be an endorsement.

So what's the matter, let the money get hot?

He asked, "What's the matter, Master Han, what happened?"

Hearing this, Zhao Zihan said angrily: "What's the matter! You dare to ask, it's all because of you. Someone asked me to speak for me today."

This really makes the money hot, and the endorsement is so angry!

Then he asked suspiciously: "Isn't this good? What product!"

Zhao Zihan said angrily, "Baijiu!"

"Pfft!" Xie Tian quickly suppressed his laughter.

Knowing why Master Han is angry, he has asked a female artist to endorse Baijiu!

In his previous life, a female star also shot an advertisement for baijiu, but the advertisement was shot like a painting. Thank God, after watching it several times, he realized that it was a baijiu advertisement.

This kind of advertisement is mainly to leave a strong impression on the audience's heart~www.wuxiaspot.com~ does not introduce the product!

But this is obviously not the case with Zhao Zihan. The merchants are looking at her image of alcoholism in the movie.

Xie Tian was still a little curious. He didn't know how this commercial would be shot. She poured it after two drinks. It was like three bowls were not enough.

It is still the softness of the wine, this kind of wine master who pours three cups can also drink half a catty.

Then he said to Zhao Zihan: "Master Han, don't accept it if you don't like it."

"Why don't you pick it up? I dare to bury him if he dares to die. I won't tell you, I'm busy."

He hung up the phone, shook his head amusingly, and found that the third master didn't know where to go. Obviously, this little thing forgot about losing weight.

But thank you teacher for not forgetting!

"I'm so busy today." With a sigh of relief, I went online and looked at the fitness tools.

Type in the search bar: "Zhangba Snake Spear."