Scourge the Entertainment Industry

"Evil monk?"

Xie Tian sneered, "After a trick, the brand name came out. The evil monk has never heard of it, but I know about the flower monk."

Li Bo continued to tell the story: "This evil monk came to the film and television city ten days ago to seek a life, and the standard layman doesn't understand anything."

"Go directly to the film and television city, and no one dares to stop him without buying tickets. If you find a crew, you will ask someone who is the assistant director who is in charge of the group performance."

The film and television city is also a tourist attraction. Tickets are required to enter. Usually those group performances are staying near the door. When recruiting group performances, the assistant director of the crew will be asked to choose people, or contact the group leader, and then whoever recruits will follow whom. Walk.

"Find someone, open his mouth and tell them that he wants to act, do you think he will act?" Li Bo raised his eyebrows at Xie Tianyi and asked.

Xie Tian rolled his eyes: "Nonsense, this story will definitely play out!"

Li Bo clapped his hands with a "smack": "But he did it. Not only did he act that day, but after that, he played every day, and he was especially a character with lines."

"This film and television city is like his home. When it comes to dinner, it doesn't matter if it is his film crew, just pick up the meal and eat it. No one dares to throw it away."

"Want to film? Just join any group and you can have a film."

Xie Tian looked puzzled: "Why is he talking about it. Where is this evil monk?"

Li Bo sighed speechlessly, "Why? Just because he is evil, where is his evil? The evil is in his appearance!"

"Looks?"

"It's just his appearance, this person's appearance is just four words: fierce! God! Evil! Evil!"

"I have never seen such a fierce person in my life. The lion-nosed leopard's face is full of savage flesh. He is not good at looking at people. He looks at people with hanging eyes, full of anger."

"He is more than 2 meters tall and has a strong waist, his muscles are like iron, and one thigh is as thick as an ordinary person's waist."

After listening to Xie Tian for a long time, I didn't hear a thing or two, so I asked in puzzlement: "Is people afraid of being like this because they look fierce."

Li Bo said with a face that you didn't see that person, and said with a look of fear when he saw you: "That's a fierce point, that's a living **** king, who's not afraid!"

"And looking at his bald head, maybe this person is a warrior monk who violated the precepts of Shaolin Temple and was kicked down the mountain."

Xie Tian: "It doesn't matter whether he is a monk or a bandit, if he wants to cause trouble, he will just call the police. What are you afraid of!"

"What are you afraid of? Ordinary people are called causing trouble. If this person makes trouble, he will be on the news, or on the news network."

Xie Tian thought of something in his heart, and said in a slightly wrong tone: "You don't judge people by their appearance, what's wrong with their fierce looks, maybe people have a gentle heart."

Li Bo pretended to be taken aback and said, "Yo, don't you scare me, you are gentle? Remember that the face is born from the heart, you can't be a good person when you look like that."

Seeing that Xie Tian was a little angry, he quickly explained: "Don't believe it, you understand all the big truths you said. You are really kind, and you are afraid for a day or two. Are you afraid after a long time?"

"And this person's appearance, in our line to play a villain and villain, it is a pinch in hand, a special type actor, that is God's reward, this person is right."

"Do you know why I took my lunch break today when this uncle was hungry? Just three days ago, this uncle was hungry while filming. The assistant director guessed that he didn't cause any trouble these days. As you think, this man It's just a bit fierce on the outside, but it's a lookalike."

"I didn't give a good face, I even gave him a training and told him to eat after filming. The crew filmed a costume drama, and the evil monk played a scene where a fighter kills a cow."

"Everyone knows that the filming is fake. The cows are not really killed. Otherwise, how many people will die when filming a war scene."

"As a result, the evil monk threw the prop hammer aside, and raised a fist the size of a casserole with a punch."

"One punch! The half-sized calf fell to the ground, and the entire crew was dumbfounded. With a loud shout, the calf weighing several hundred pounds was thrown on the shoulders."

"Said that the cow was finished, he also finished it, and Kang went out to find a restaurant to make a feast for the whole cow, and then invited the whole crew to eat him and the cow's killing feast."

"The little star who played the female lead was so frightened that she cried while eating, and didn't dare to come to film for two days."

"So today when I heard that this man was hungry, I immediately put food on the table. The last time I beat a cow, the next time I beat it might be a human. Do you think he is a good person?"

People, if there is beauty in your heart, everything is beautiful, and if you have **** in your heart, everything is shit.

Xie Tian could hear a different meaning, and a smile flashed in his eyes: "This idiot."

Then he suddenly seemed to think of something, fell into deep thought, and said to Li Bo after a while, "Look at what you are doing, a bunch of **** dim sum, lead the way, show Teacher Xie I meet this evil monk."

Li Bo panicked in his heart: "Why are you seeing him? You are such a proud writer that you don't dare to provoke that murderer!"

Xie Tian ignored him: "Don't talk nonsense, Teacher Xie, I am upright, so I can't see this bully, and besides, I stayed in this film and television city for a year before, and it is my old club. Today, I will remove this for my old club. scourge."

Li Bo was terrified, you dare to provoke that murderer, you are too daring.

But no matter what he said, thank God it was the bastard's heart, and he went straight to their crew.

Concubine Zhang is not afraid either, she doesn't believe that there are people in this world who are worse than his family, let alone who we are.

We are the third master!

Fierce.

When you come to Li Bo's crew, you don't have to look for it. The first thing that comes into view is a burly and strong man. Don't ask that this must be the evil monk.

The figure of this man is too eye-catching, and he is the only one who has the best lighting, which is conspicuous.

This person is just like what Li Bo said~www.wuxiaspot.com~ looks really ferocious, sitting cross-legged like a bear, from a distance, you can feel a fierce aura coming towards your face.

It was obviously November, but he was dressed in a short dress, but it had nothing to do with him. The characters in the play were dressed like this, but other people didn't film but put on their coats, not wanting him to be strong and resistant to freezing.

What this crew is filming now is the summer scene, and the filming is off-season.

This can be said to be one of the most painful things in filming. When filming in winter in summer, wearing a big padded jacket in dog days can cover up a prickly heat. Filming in summer in winter is even more painful. It was so cold that everyone went straight to the toilet.

Keep talking about this evil monk

This evil monk's arms are thick, thicker than Xie Tian's thighs, he can really run a horse on his arms, and the lunch box in his hands is not as big as his palm.

I took out a chicken leg from the lunch box and didn't chew it. It was like drinking water. When I sucked in my mouth and my hands, I left a bare chicken bone.

Seeing him from a distance, thank God he couldn't stop.

Li Bo looked relieved for a while: I know I'm afraid, it's good to be afraid.

Concubine Zhang was dumbfounded, what kind of person is that? This is a human bear who has lost its hair and came down the mountain to act.

Xie Tian paused for a while, and then the two of them shouted at the evil monk in their unsure eyes: "Bah! That monk, you don't eat fast and recite Buddha in the temple, but you dare to break your precepts to eat meat, and you are not afraid of the Buddha's blaming!"

Xie Tian shouted loudly, and the entire crew was silent after hearing it, all thinking to themselves, who dares to provoke that fierce god.

He was curious but didn't dare to move, for fear of causing the idea of ​​the evil monk who was about to get angry.

Li Bo was stunned and looked at Xie Tian in shock: How dare he...

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