Saving Uchiha starts by flipping the table

“Can I come back if it’s not resolved?

You really don’t think that I, Tsunade, is a person who does things without thinking, do you?

If I hadn't been able to hold myself back any longer, I wouldn't have been able to leave the village casually.

"Hey, I ran away from the village. I didn't expect that I, Tsunade, would have such a day."

Tsunade said mockingly.

After making tea, he put the cup on the table and said angrily:

"Come on, you three ninjas are all the same. No one is any better than the other. Orochimaru is gone on the road of research and will never return.

Your reputation as the fat sheep of the ninja world, Tsunade, is not for nothing.

Not to mention Jiraiya, if I hadn't defeated his army a few years ago, God knows where this slut would still be hiding and watching others take a shower. "

"You three have already ruined your reputations. Don't always feel wronged."

"..."

Listen, is this what people say?

"Don't compare me with those two bastards. Apart from being a fat sheep, I have never done anything immoral."

Yan said she felt wronged, but she admitted it. After all, she was pretending to be pitiful so that Yan would not worry about her running away from the village.

But she, Tsunade, would never compare with Jiraiya or Orochimaru.

Needless to say, Orochimaru, let alone his immorality, this guy has a black heart right down to the skin, and there is no way he can be cleansed. Tsunade thinks that she is not that capable to compare with Orochimaru.

Not to mention Jiraiya, although he is not evil-minded, he has done a lot of immoral things, and Tsunade has never done any of these things.

Therefore, compared to Jiraiya and Orochimaru, Tsunade is a completely good person.

"What other immoral things do you want to do?"

Yan couldn't help but widen his eyes, Tsunade, you are so embarrassed to say that!

"Let's not talk about Orochimaru. This guy is already in trouble. Don't worry about him. Jiraiya's favorite evil thing is to peek at others taking a bath.

Apart from this, Jiraiya has never done any bad things. On the contrary, you, Tsunade, used fake money to deceive people a lot when you were wandering around, right? "

"Deceiving people with fake money is not as serious as peeking at others taking a shower."

Tsunade tried to defend herself.

Anyway, speaking of Potian, she, Tsunade, is not a black-hearted person.

"..."

It makes so much sense, Yan is speechless.

If Tsunade used fake money to buy things, it would definitely be a big mistake, but she only used fake money to gamble, and she didn't feel bad losing to others if it was fake anyway.

It's a pity that those gamblers finally found Konoha.

"Okay, you know what you have done, and I don't want to tell you. It's not easy to expose this incident so easily. Since the establishment of the five major ninja villages, you, Tsunade, are still the first to leave the village. Shadow, let me tell you..."

Before Hiko finished speaking, Tsunade rushed forward and decisively cut off Hiko's complaints and nagging with actions.

These old ladies are not good people.

Yan, who was pressed on the desk, was in a daze. What was he trying to do?

This is the Hokage's office.

Seeing the astonishment on Hiko's face, Tsunade curled her lips and said:

"Hurry up, haven't you always wanted to make trouble here? Everyone in the whole building has been driven away. Are you stupid?"

"not me........"

It's not like Hiko hasn't considered causing trouble in the Hokage's office before.

It's a pity that Tsunade didn't give him a chance at all, at most he was in the lounge.

This time, Tsunade turned against the enemy and used a flying dragon to ride on her face.

Hiko was glad that Shikaku had the foresight to directly evacuate everyone in the Hokage's office building.

I don’t know if it’s been a long time since we last met, but this old lady Tsunade acted a little crazy today.

"Next time, let that little bastard Naruto stay away from me. I almost won't be able to come back."

"so serious?"

Yan was organizing things in the office, and Tsunade was already lying on the sofa. At this time, she was too lazy to move and just wanted to have a good rest.

After recalling Naruto's situation at that time, Yan turned back in confusion and asked:

"Did you have itchy hands to undo some of the seals?"

"..."

Tsunade quickly moved her face away, not looking at Hiko, and gave a hesitant explanation:

"How can we perfect the seal if we don't unlock it a little? I didn't expect it to be so scary when Nine-Tails went crazy. Fortunately, the Mist Ninja Village and the Sand Ninja Village were fighting fiercely at that time, so I didn't have the mind to pay attention to other things, otherwise there would be big trouble. "

You are seeking death!

In the original work, Jiraiya also attempted death just like Tsunade.

Okay, I had to break some of Naruto's seals, but I almost got killed.

Hiko didn't expect Tsunade to be so brave and do the same stupid thing as Jiraiya.

"By the way, why did you become a Jinchuuriki? Don't tell me you don't know the disadvantages of being a Jinchuuriki."

Having seen the terror of the Nine-Tails, Tsunade was afraid that one day if Hiko got excited or the seal was unstable, the Nine-Tails would pop out and, like Naruto, Konoha would be doomed.

By the way, why didn't you see the seal on this guy just now?

Naruto's seal was on his stomach. Tsunade was sure that even though she was very busy, she didn't see a similar seal on Hiko. It was still the same as before, except that he was stronger and stronger.

"I'm not a normal Jinchuuriki. Besides, I need to seal a small nine-tails?"

"...."

If your words get out, you, Uchiha Hiko, will be sprayed to death!

Tsunade couldn't help but roll her eyes.

This sounds irritating.

Kyuubi is very strong, but it depends on who it faces.

For example, the two ruthless men Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama.

Facing them, Kyuubi is like a big toy. The former stares and Kyuubi turns into a tool dog. The latter manipulates Mu Dun to hold Kyuubi in his hand and talks about benevolence and morality. Kyuubi, you are too dangerous. , to be sealed.

Compared to Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama, Hiko already treats Kyuubi very humanely.

Although the Yin Kyuubi shivered next to Susanoo every day... at least I didn't bully it, I just used it as a power bank.

"Huh."

Clear the desk and open the windows to air out the office and diffuse the smell.

Yan picked up the file that fell under the chair, glanced at the unclosed file, and suddenly raised his head to stare at Tsunade lying on the sofa.

Tsunade, who was considering whether to take a nap, felt something was wrong and turned her head to look over.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Barbecue restaurant, hot spring hotel, commercial street...not bad, I also know how to keep accounts, all on my head."

Yan read the document again.

Being in the country of iron results in a debt.

"..."

Oops, why are you seeing the bill at this time? Shikaku is really not prudent in his work. Such an important bill, ah no, the file should be processed first, why are you leaving it alone?

"bump!!!"

Before Hiko could attack, Tsunade, who just now looked like a puddle of mud, had already left the Hokage's office.

The speed at which he was running did not look like he was using excessive force.